You wake up to find your avatar on the other side of the room.

[Zergadooful]

I would walk over, hug Fluttershy, and go for an awesome pegasus ride.

 

[Phantomess]

I'd thank God very very much for leaving Karl Urban/Doctor McCoy in my room. Then ring my best friend and gloat about it.

 

[HentMas]

*Yawn*
*Blink*

ok... as you are me and i am you...
...
lets play portal 2!!!!

 

[MrShowerHead]

I would scream in joy, as would every other fanboy

 

[Dreiko_v1legacy]

*initiate comic pool-diving at someone motion*

 

[Zeroththeking]

My avatar is a bag of vicodin, so I would look at the bag and be like "Oh... yay a bag of vicodin"

Then three hours later I can't feel my face.

 

[BrownGaijin]

I would be terrified if I woke up with a staring/grinning Marty Feldman staring at me because A. I lock my doors B. I live in the United States and he's English and C. He's dead.

I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

Stares at picture for long time...

Wasn't his hump on the other side?

OT: I'd ask him if Motoko is still single.

 

[Drummie666]

"Go make me a sandwich."


Apparently x is less then or equal to a1.

 

[Anarchemitis]

There would be a bit of a language barrier because Arvo Part (a living Conductor and Composer) can only speak Estonian and German. However I am a great admirer of his music. He invented the modern compositional theory of 'Minimalism', and much of his repetoire of Sacred Music he wrote while the Iron Curtain was around, so it had to be written in relative secrecy. He's not only a genius, he's also kind of a badass.

 

[CryptoKeyblade]

Piss my self because I'd probably be on fire in a second.

 

[Joe Whistler]

"Holy Shit I have a Pokemon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Kingshadow6]

Well, shit. This doesn't end well.

 

[Shadowsole]

how in the hell did you get in here and why is there a big ass in my wall

I can't tell if that a typo or that robot just has weird powers

 

[Wuffykins]

Exactly? Err...

Blink.
Rub my eyes.
Blink again.
Look down to make sure I'm where I think I am.
Pinch myself.
Look back up to check again.
Ask him to hand over the bottle.

Okay, I normally don't condone drinking right after you wake up, but if I wake up to see Drunken Superman in my room I'm pretty certain that there's already some booze in my system as it is, and a little more won't hurt.

 

[ecoho]

id ask if he could build me a gundam.... if he couldnt id just have him watch all of gundam wing with me

 

[jamesmax]

Spoiler: The pictures tell a story

*Smirks. Waves goodbye*

ok were is that form? what anime?

 

[sauerkraus]

Pump it and wait for the zombies.

 

[blankedboy]

What are you doing?
Get back in the kitchen moon!