Young Peoples! Post How You Differ From The Other Tards Of Your Age Group!

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JoshasorousRex

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Physical: 5'8" about. Over 160 pounds

Personality: Fairly random but I know when to STFU and stay that way. Random things recently has been using YOUR MUM! instead of that's what she said. "Whats did we have for homework?" "YOUR MUM!"

Interests: I like classic rock the most and rock in general like punk, metal. Has guitar, bass and drums pretty much. Recently Pearl Jam has been the main thing I'm liking and I'm taking guitar lessons. Fiction books I also like. FPS is the way to go for me. RTS I fail pretty hard at and MMORPGS bore me to death.

Others Do But Not You: Others don't know when to STFU
 

InProgress

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Feb 15, 2008
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Physical Features:Average 17 year old male. 5'8'' 62kg. White and unique as a snowflake, little to none visible muscles on upper body. Well built legs, though.
Personality: Shy with strangers, a complete buffon. Mature, responasble and serious when I want to be, but recently I've turned to enjoying life as opposed to go through it like a rock. I have the bad habit of cursing like a pig, but only around friends who don't really mind it. Have respect for elder people who leave me alone and not complain at every little thing I do (like having fun in a kids playground), jumping around in public. Very nerdy.
Personal Interest:Games, 3D, music and recently, whistling and I have an interest in atempting simple circus performances.
Others Do But You Don't:Smoke, Have cellphones, comb hair, go shopping for completely unnecesary clothing items, acting like a chav.
 

Deathsong17

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Physical features Normal size 13 year old, dark brown almost black hair, white complexion, blue eyes.

Personality Shy and quiet in general, though talkative and joking with freinds.

Personal intrests Playing guitar, reading, gaming, watching comedies, listening to good music.

Others do but you don't Have hair cuts (I hate having my hair cut, but every now and again my parents make me have it trimmed), give a f*** about fashion, like Rugby, misbehave in class, think that Guitar Hero =/= playing real guitar (it's surprising how some people actually think that it is. One guy even went so far as saying that a GH controler is a real guitar), get credit on my Mobile monthly (hardly use it) drink/ plan on drinking in the future.
 

SoonerMatt

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Physical Features: White American dude, about 5'6"-ish. I played rugby and still rock climb, lift weights, and run, so I guess you could say I'm relatively fit. Also, I'm Greek and Scottish, so I've got the Greek nose, eyes, and hair, but the Scottish hair color and skin tone.

Personality: I'd consider myself somewhat outgoing, but if I'm somewhere like a bar I'm fairly hesitant in regards to approaching people, but once I get comfortable I'm more approaching. I am somewhat cynical and have been told I have a tendency to be "militant" when it comes to personal beliefs like religion (or lack thereof) and science. I've been told I'm intelligent, but if it's something I don't care about or will not apply in research (plant anatomy being the most recent example) I tend to ignore it and shoot myself in the foot.

Personal Interest: I'm a botanist, so I'm very interested in plants, but more so in how they function and how they can be used industrially. (I specialize in physiology and molecular biology, which is what I'll be studying in grad school) Also, I play bass guitar and have for well over 10 years and really enjoy playing with effects pedals. Aside from those, I'm addicted to the internet, coffee, and am getting into finely crafted beers. I used to be really into video games, but my interest in them is dwindling, yet they're still a hobby.

Others Do But You Don't: Smoke, be unsympathetic towards people they don't know, arrogantly flaunt themselves, sleep around, wear the exact same clothes (North Face fleece jackets, Polo hats, Bermuda shorts, etc) or take life too seriously.
 

MrBirdy

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Physical Features: 16, 1,83m and 76kg. Brown hair mostly sorta spikey, i guess. And i have blue eyes. And i can roll my tongue( point of your physical appearance to the topic?)

Personality: Outgoing, occasionally funny(but mostly at the expense of someone else),very proud of playing at a high football(soccer) club. Loves to party, and likes girls.

Personal Interest: football <3! partying, reading, listening to music(mainly trance/dance and some rock. I do like andrea borcelli,which can only be suscribed as opera?) being with friends. And i do love eating, but im hardly allowed to because i have to stick to a diet.(which actually doesn't allow alcohol and weed either, but i use it within limits). And gaming (when time allows).

Others Do But You Don't: not caring about the future, ignore peoples opinions, being big mouthed to your parents. And wasting my life to drugs and alcohol. Oh and my favorite, trying to be cool by not getting good grades. That's one thing that DOES annoy me with my friends, they make fun of you when you get good grades. While being experienced on it since i did the same, they do it out of jealousy. I'm alot happier since im getting good grades :). Though i wish i was more of a nerd sometimes, because i really lack the will to study for longer than 15 minutes( i know it's pathetic)....
 

guardian001

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Physical features: Taller than average, skinny, blindingly white skin.

Personality: Only talkative around select few people, shy around most people. Generally pretty kind, but really mean around people I don't like. I don't have a middle ground.

Personal Interests: Reading, gaming, TV, hanging out with friends.

Others do but you don't: Care about fashion, act like an idiot and think it makes them funny, have a cell phone, enjoy sports, smoke, drink, do drugs, act like an idiot in general.
 

irishstormtrooper

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Physical Features: 14, 105 lbs, red hair (severely unruly), gray-blue eyes, wears glasses.
Personality: Not outgoing, sticks with old friends, hates sports with a passion, cynic, pessimist, despises toddlers and babies.
Personal Interests: Video Games, music, reading
Others do but I don't: care what people think of them, don't take a math class designed for people a year older, don't have a job they want to have later.
 

Bulletinmybrain

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Physical Features: Short ruffled brown hair. (Woo! Sticking out=Hard!) Six feet tall, 205lb fourteen year old. With a deep voice to match, most times people call they ask if I am the man of the house, or if they want me.. they think I am the dad. White as a bag of pure Bolivian cocaine. EDIT: Oh yeah! Pale green eyes.
Personality:Shy, with a hint of teasing. 'cause I tease people a lot. I pretty much give off the "nice white kid" signal. It is all a facade. I hate people in general, and think they are going to fail no matter what. Hey! You won't be let down by people if you already know they are destined to fail.
Personal Interest:Games, computers, watching films that are expansive on the mind, or just plain awesome.
Others Do But You Don't: Like people. (Save a few)
 

hopeneverdies

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Oct 1, 2008
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Physical Features: White American male 95 lbs (not anorexic, just high metabolism), 5'7", no muscle or fat weight
Personality: I don't try to have one, you might say I'm lively and then I'd call you a liar. Half-nerd, very nonchalant and cynical to the brink of pessimism, highly unmotivated
Personal Interest: Games (given), music, comedy, parody, eating, 20th century lit, escapism
Others Do But You Don't: Shop, beg for the latest stuff, get the latest stuff, text 12 times my 100 limit in a week, yell, drop the f bomb every 2 sentences, disrespect elders, wank, act like one, be stupid,
 

traceur_

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Feb 19, 2009
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age: 16

Physical features

White Australian male, approximately 156 cm tall and 46 kg (no I'm not anorexic)
hair: lightish brown
eyes: blue

see profile pic for more.

Personality

I am the foulest of the purest
the cruelest of the kindest
and the fiercest of the calmest

Extremely secure with my appearance and physical attributes, I am upfront about everything, if a chick asks me if they look fat I will tell the truth. I will answer questions about myself promptly and truthfully.
patient, persistent, sometimes wild, will not hesitate to punch you if you piss me off.
Very easy going, apathetic, focused on whatever goal I am pursuing.
Extremely passionate about parkour and my identity as a traceur, I think about little else.

Interests

parkour, freerunning, running,climbing, engineering, funny motivational posters, humourous articles (topic irrelevant), cargo shorts (they're awesome), ninjas (not naruto, he's a stupid little fuck), the escapist, ZP, win/fail pics,

I wish I had an Irish accent.

others do but I don't

like phones, social networking sites, drugs ,drink, smoke, rebel against whatever, party, use the acronyms: lol, omg, stfu etc etc. listen to rap/hip hop, wear impractical clothing, wear large impractical shoes, give a shit about celebrities, talk about nothing besides chicks and who they are currently fornicating with, spend excessive amounts of money on clothing, sports (parkour is not a sport), wear different outfits every time they go out ( I just stick with the one in my profile pic, it works for me), beg for latest technology.


list subject to addition
 

Azraellod

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Dec 23, 2008
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physical features : 5'11, english male, 8.12 stone, incredibly pale, bad neck means i look at people from a slight angle most of the time

personality : quiet, tend not to talk to people unless specifically asked, and then its more on sufference. OCD gives me very methodical approach to things. mature, and high IQ level. alternating paranoia and depression.

personal interests : gaming, chess, competition in general, RP (when i can find someone else who does that).

others do but you dont: smoke, take drugs, consume alcahol, spoil the fun of others to benefit my own, take an interest in aesthetical appearance, remember names
 

Bibliomancer

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Apr 17, 2009
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I'm a college student who doesn't drink until I pass out into a pool of my own vomit. I like to remember the parties I go to.
 

Bowl Full

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Dec 29, 2008
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Without the "normal and expected" approach of filling out that form, I'll separate myself from my age group almost entirely with two words:

I'm smart.
 

Del-Toro

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Aug 6, 2008
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Physical Features: White Canadian Male, I'm 16(sophmore) but shorter than most freshmen and middle school kids. Makes for interesting contrast at Cadets, since pretty much all my subordinates are roughly a foot taller than me. I'm a tad portly and have a strangely permanent tan to the point where I have been mistaken for a Mexican.
Personality:Generally psychotic, but much calmer than most of my peers. Also a lot smarter. I have often been the only one in the room to know when World War 2 was. Yeah, I know, sad isn't it? History Class and University level geography? No different. I'm also somewhat conservative (not in a racist,sexist or homophobic way though) where as most of my peers are liberals who don't fully understand(or even partially) their own stance. I'm also more pessimistic then most of them, although I just call it realistic. I also love making jokes, about everyone, I feel no guilt about taboo comedy, except for dead baby jokes, a favorite at my school, I just don't see the appeal, but they don't offend me.
Personal Interest: Video games, anime, history, comedy, Improvisation, philosophy, politics. I'm patriotic, and also something of a commie, yeah, I know it's hypocritical. Other than the video games, most don't share my interests.
Others Do But You Don't: Care about celebrities, think being a little wigger makes you cool, party, smoke, drink, do drugs, care about show biz awards, think bashin Bush constitutes political savvy, and wear "trendy clothing", I prefer comfort.
 

robinkom

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Jan 8, 2009
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Physical Features: My physical features are irrelevant in perceiving what kind of person I am. Just know that I am old enough to be most of you peoples' parent.

Personality: I hate extremes in anything, that goes for Politics, religion, music, anything. If you wish to argue with me about anything, you will be met with a calculated counterattack or passive indifference, depending how much I really give a shit about what you're trying to tell me.

Personal Interests: Showing ignorant people how wrong they are for their failure to open their minds to all aspects of the world.

Others do but you don't: Everything that I don't do because they'd rather kill brain cells and shorten their lives than fulfill pursuits to better themselves as human beings.