Young Peoples! Post How You Differ From The Other Tards Of Your Age Group!

[pffh]

Physical Features: 1.85m and 85kg. Dark brown hair and the best eyes in the world (they are bluer then anything and girls tend to get lost staring in them)
Personality: Random, don't care what others think, good listener, not very emotional and dry to make fun of every event.
Personal Interest: Books, video games, sleeping, eating, all music except rap/hip hop, science stuff, useless knowledge, drinking and sports (currently fencing and football).
Others Do But You Don't: Hmm this is a tough one. Ooo I know I don't go to a tanning place (or whatever they are called) 4 times a week and I don't treat people that dress differently then I do like crap (but only a small part of my age group does this).

 

[The_Chief]

physical features: latino american.14 years old.about 5'5 kinda over weight but build like hardened play-doh. longish blakc hair

personality: stubborn,some find me funny some find me assholeish. but around people i dont know i usually only speak when spoken to. kinda shy.

personal intrests: gaming, escapist, rock and roll and metal. playing guitar. reading.

others do but you dont: Not game, listen to rap or hip hop. do drugs, drink, smoke, have sex. go after girls all the time. hang out with older kids. obsess over apppearance, wear designer clothing, owe an expensive phone. wear the hats with the stickers.(why do people do that?)wear hats in general.

 

[-bladerunner-]

This is worse than those websites like match dot com: Everyone here is looking for luv.

So i'll join in

Physical Features: Indian, tall 5 foot 11 ish

Personality: Quiet and composed, always up for some fun yet knows when to draw the line. Thinks about his actions before he does them (Tards definitely don't do this)
Interests:Chillin (as on profile), Having fun around town: Yay to cinema and bowling , Gaming in general, getting good grades so I can be a meaningful person when I grow up, tennis, football, cross country (great for stamina)

Others Do but you don't: I don't muck around and get absolutely smashed all the time and I don't make the rest of society hate me.

 

[solidstatemind]

am I the only one who thinks this is masturbatory?

care to elaborate on that confusing question?

Just go look at all the replies. Find me one female other than OP.

Not that that is a commentary, just that, in a male-dominated medium, the most ego gratifying thing for a female to say is: "tell me about yourself"

...but, to increase the irony, I will at least respond in kind.

Physical: Taller than all these people. Stronger than all these people. A few extra pounds around the middle, but I'm an excellent cook and I like to eat. Older than 99.9% of the people here. (Yes, chronologically speaking, I could've fathered most of you.) Wiser than 99.9999% of the people here.

Personality: Extremely thoughtful. Somewhat brash. Opinionated but smart. In a blurb: don't ask me to bite my tongue for the sake of your ego. I will give you the unvarnished truth as I see it, and I expect no less from anyone who would call themselves my friend. Oh, and yeah, I will fight to the death for someone whom I consider to be a friend.

Personal interests: Gaming, writing, debate, philosophy, experience. And snowboarding (yes, as innocuous as that is, it's pretty important to me.)

 

[paasi]

Age: 21

Physical features
White Finnish male 177cm & 83kg
Hair: light golden brown
Facial hair: auburn
Eyes: greenish blue

Personality
Ambiguous, elitist, perfectionist, quiet, easy to get along with, almost insane, philosopher, reliable, anti-USA, patriot hater, nihilist, atheist, very anti-christianity

Interests
Reading, filosophy, gaming, metal music, anime, martial arts, military (reserve sergeant), wilderness hiking

Others do but I don't
drink exessively, smoke, waste time & money downtown, pretend intelligent or learned (I AM), care about popular tv shows.

 

[PAGEToap44]

Age: 16.
Physical Features: White Scottish male. Reasonably short for my age, stout with a broad back. A bit of muscle, neither fat nor thin. 70kg. And hair that when long makes me look like one of the Beatles.
Personality: Quite shy around large groups of people and can't think of anything to talk about with people who aren't similar in some way to me.(Rather a lot of them.) Easily made angry but getting better at controlling it. I hate people who are too friendly. Atheist.
Personal Interest: Video games, films, drawing, painting, listening to metal and day-dreaming.
Others Do But You Don't: Others like alcohol, coffee, tea, fizzy drinks, musicals, pop songs, hip-hop songs, dance tunes, happy songs, most modern music, playing sport, playing sports games, watching sport,watching films about sports, polo-shirts, most designer clothes, hair-dye, the Wii...

The list goes on.

 

[traceur_]

am I the only one who thinks this is masturbatory?

care to elaborate on that confusing question?

Just go look at all the replies. Find me one female other than OP.

Not that that is a commentary, just that, in a male-dominated medium, the most ego gratifying thing for a female to say is: "tell me about yourself"

...but, to increase the irony, I will at least respond in kind.

Physical: Taller than all these people. Stronger than all these people. A few extra pounds around the middle, but I'm an excellent cook and I like to eat. Older than 99.9% of the people here. (Yes, chronologically speaking, I could've fathered most of you.) Wiser than 99.9999% of the people here.

Personality: Extremely thoughtful. Somewhat brash. Opinionated but smart. In a blurb: don't ask me to bite my tongue for the sake of your ego. I will give you the unvarnished truth as I see it, and I expect no less from anyone who would call themselves my friend. Oh, and yeah, I will fight to the death for someone whom I consider to be a friend.

Personal interests: Gaming, writing, debate, philosophy, experience. And snowboarding (yes, as innocuous as that is, it's pretty important to me.)

ah, I see your point.

 

[Zedzero]

Physical: 5' 10", 120 lbs, lanky, white, curly hair, irish heiritage

Personality: Cynical, quite (not shy ill talk when i feel like it people do not get that about me), hostile to people who seem phony, isolated, romanticaly worried, couragous

Interest: Games, Movies F$#% You HSM (High School Musical, books Screw twihards, sleeping, art, soccer, nature in general, history, politics


Other do but I don't: play every over hyped game, love high schol musical, fake tan or tan on purpose, fall into trends, wear abocombie and finch, drink, smoke, do drugs, fall under peer pressure

 

[EeveeElectro]

Physical features: Short, fat, big tits. Most girls my age still haven't developed properly and if they put on a pound they're like, "OMG I'M SO FAT!!!"

Personality: I'm really, really kind and I help everyone. I put my own life in danger to save an old lady who fell over in the road once, everyone else just ignored her. I rarely ***** and I'm never two faced, I don't see the point. I'm really loud, confident and don't mind showing myself up at all. Most girls my age wouldn't dare walk round Leeds dressed like a zombie or walk round school in their pyjama's.

Personal interest: Well obviously video games... I think I have about 2 female gamer friends. I read a lot, a lot of girls I know have a panic attack if the writing isn't in bright pink and featured in Cosmo. I write stories and I don't know anyone else who writes fan fiction. I draw a lot, but that's not rare. I'm on stage a lot, but drama is mainly a female thing anyway.

Others do but you don't: Party. I never get invited out. I don't drink, smoke, do drugs or jump in bed with any guy I see. I despise clothes shopping and I only own 1 handbag and about 3 pairs of shoes.

 

[Captain_Caveman]

Damn whippersnappers. GET OFF MY LAWN!

see im in my 20s so i can see how retarded this gen is. when i was a teenager though our generation was the best. (that was sarcasm, for those who's sarcasm detectors are broken)

 

[Agent Larkin]

Physical Features:White Irishman so extremely pale and burns easy. 5' 9-11'' about 15-17 stone.
Personality:Socially uncomfortable in face to face encounters (Thanks Aspergers syndrome) tend to be borderland hostile to new people but very loyal and freindly to friends and people who hit the right chords so to speak.
Personal Interest: Books, video games, sleeping, eating, classic (not classical) music, history, politics, stand up comedy and random Trivia (through the medium of QI).
Others Do But You Don't: Spend ridiculous amounts of money on clothes and mobilephones ,watch porn, do drugs, smoke, drink and give two flying fucks what others think about you.

Also due to my maturity and methods to make decisions and erratic behaviour I am usually refereed to as an Old Man.

 

[Zedzero]

Physical features: Short, fat, big tits.

From personal experience that almost goes hand in hand. I dont really care if a girl is fat, as long as they are not obeise I'm down.

 

[SoonerMatt]

Damn whippersnappers. GET OFF MY LAWN!

Clint Eastwood?

 

[Monocle Man]

For the sake of filling out forms.

Physical features : 5'8 if I did this metric to imperial conversion right (1.73m), 105 Pounds, very skinny (I can't gain any weight!), 16 years old, redhead yet no freckles, pale. Belgian, if that's visible.

Personality : Quiet, somewhat ambitious while still being lazy, I have a very wild imagination.

Personal interests : Waffles, chocolate, games, music, trying out new things, top hats

Others do but you don't: Actively try to annoy others, make a lot of noise, give up very soon.

 

[Ashbax]

Physical Features - Irish/American Male, Darker skin than everyone else in my family, height 5'9'ft tall, Generic Muscles, From rowing mostly. 17 years old.

Personality: Not shy, aggresive towards my little brother (sometimes) and father, Fine with my friends,

Interests: Girls, Stand-Up Comedians, Gaming, Tennis, Rowing, Debating.

Things others do but I dont: Like Bad music, Get Embarassed, let my life Revolve simply around girls and/or games.

 

[Sevre]

Physical features: 5'11, skinny, lightly tanned,16.

Personality: lazy, outgoing,creative, just outright fun!

Personal Interests: Games,All types of music, anime,comedies and my friends.

Others do but you don't: Like sports, treat people like crap ( if I do do it I'd do it in a subtle way)

Am I the only one who feels this is like typing in a form for a dating site?

 

[Delicious]

am I the only one who thinks this is masturbatory?

care to elaborate on that confusing question?

Just go look at all the replies. Find me one female other than OP.

Not that that is a commentary, just that, in a male-dominated medium, the most ego gratifying thing for a female to say is: "tell me about yourself"

...but, to increase the irony, I will at least respond in kind.

Physical: Taller than all these people. Stronger than all these people. A few extra pounds around the middle, but I'm an excellent cook and I like to eat. Older than 99.9% of the people here. (Yes, chronologically speaking, I could've fathered most of you.) Wiser than 99.9999% of the people here.

Personality: Extremely thoughtful. Somewhat brash. Opinionated but smart. In a blurb: don't ask me to bite my tongue for the sake of your ego. I will give you the unvarnished truth as I see it, and I expect no less from anyone who would call themselves my friend. Oh, and yeah, I will fight to the death for someone whom I consider to be a friend.

Personal interests: Gaming, writing, debate, philosophy, experience. And snowboarding (yes, as innocuous as that is, it's pretty important to me.)

ah, I see your point.

I was going to mention something about most, if not all, self evaluations are wrong due to the massive amount of bias that is associated with them.

So I'll go with what other people say about me.

Thin, pale, a bit tall, and with very soft hands. Don't ask how I found out that last one.
I've been told that I'm smart, and am asked for advice on subjects that I am nowhere near qualified in. I've also been told on more than one occasion that I always think I am right no matter what the situation and this has caused a lot of fights between me and well, every member of the opposite sex i've come into contact with. I've been called funny too, but since that is so subjective I'm not sure if that says anything about me.

Personally I think the above is bullshit, as I don't think acing a few tests makes me a super genius, I don't think that I'm always right, because I am always right, and i'm only funny when I'm not trying to be funny. Very frustrating, because I think my jokes are hilarious.

...See what I mean about the self evaluation thing?

 

[Sevre]

Oh god,why did I have to post? I feel so dirty.

 

[Shapsters]

Physical Features: 15.8 year old male. <130lbs. I can't remember how tall I am, but I think around the 5'6". Pale beyond all reason.

Personality: I enjoy sarcasm, I think I am rather funny. I am not anti social if there is a social event of some sort.

Personal Interests: EATING, video games, TV, golf, curling, judging people

Others Do But You Don't: Go outside, talk, own a cell phone(GASP!), fail the class, be a dick, and sports, drinking, smoking, hanging out with people my age.