Your a super villain and you just captured the good guy.

[MrNickster]

Dress up as Sean Bean and use the GoldenEye satelite. I would tell him the plan in a language he doesn't know-Possibly Korean or Latin or Ancient Greek

And the death trap would be slow moving, but very very short. A 2 ft conveyor belt leading directly to a 50 ft drop into a pit full of nitroglycerin. The hero is in a strait jacket and his arms are stuck to his sides with rare earth magnets. The conveyor belt is walled off on all sides except the end and extends several metres over the pit-even in the impossible best case scenario of him freeing both arms, he will not be able to reach the edges and will perish in the nitroglycerin blast.

How exactly does a 2 foot conveyor belt extend several meters over the 50 foot pit? I believe I can already see a flaw with your plan.

I'm a cartoonish villain who has enough Nitroglycerin to fill a vat at the bottom of a conviniently placed 50 ft drop and I have a GoldenEye satellite. I don't have to make sense.

 

[manaman]

I wouldn't tell you my plan and I wouldn't use an elaborate death trap. I would borrow one of my minions sidearms and shoot the hero in the face.

Where is the fun in that?

I would monologue, rant, celebrate the impending death of the hero in front of him, explain how the torture device or death machine is inescapable, then leave the room right before the hero escapes.

In other words I would follow every super-villain cliché, then shoot the hero in the head once he thinks he has gotten away, and is back on track to foil my plans.

 

[Anarchemitis]

The objective of my evil plans would remain unaltered, and security level and discresion unchanged, as other good guy(-s or gal(s)) could show up. Vigilance with a capital V.
Would killing Hitler during World War II instantly put a stop to the European conflict, parenthetic rhetorical question mark?

 

[Cody211282]

I wouldn't screw around with him, I would grab a shotgun and blow his head into a few dozen pieces, and then toss his body into the incinerator.

 

[Kyuubi Fanatic]

If I were a super villain, I'd be more of an anarchist, doing whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted. Having some master plan is too much work, and if it succeeds what then? Management? Pfff.

Chaos, destruction, petty revenge on the puny little people. And if I caught "the hero", or any hero for that matter, I'd melt his face so face it's look like the Ark of the Covenant on 30x fast forward.

 

[Vrex360]

I was going to bring forth an artifact that is believed to be holy but is in fact an alien artifact that holds the Necromorph infection and so as soon as people get too close they get infected and then the Necromorphs invade the entire planet!!

As for how I dispatch the main villain, I unleash a hideous mutant Necromorph on him while letting the chamber he's in fill up with Necromorph infected gas!!!

 

[willsham45]

I think I got a better one I will put the hero in a small room with a big screen and play twilight endlessly in the corner of the room with be a loos, then it is just a case of waiting...if the hero is a girl...I think i will need a different movie.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Oh, my evil plan this time was getting Hideo Kojima to convince everyone to leave me alone because I'm not all that bad.

I "slowly" load my gun and shot the hero in the head and then I "slowly" have his body incinerated.

 

[imnot]

im going to steal china!

i would tie him to a whale and it would drown him,
in real life i would just shoot him.

 

[Kouen]

Your a super villain. You have just captured good guy trying to spot your despicable plan to take over the world...again...
What was your overly elaborate plan to take over the world?
and
What sort of slow moving death trap are you going to use on the good guy?

Q1. Eliminate the internet

Q2. Slow torture... fuck that.. thats how they always escape instant bullet to the brain man!

 

[Miumaru]

I would saw off their head with a dagger after telling them a crazy (and false) plan. (Since I did that once in an RP)

 

[Nouw]

I'm going to implant chips into the Russian, U.S. and Chinese President.

I'm going to make him jump off a jetplane with no parachute.

 

[CAPTCHA]

In my attempt to take over the world via a series of weather controling satilites, I would lower the hero into a tank of killer whales that I keep in my secret artic ice base.

 

[IceStar100]

Make Dick Chany ruler of the world

none stuff bubble gum rock.

 

[Sojoez]

-Me: Muhahaha! Finally you are with in my grasp! My nemesis will finally meet his cold and agonizing death right here! *more evil laughing*

-Hero: You won't get away with this! Good will always prevail, you have seen it in the movies!

-Me: You have a point there... *surrenders*

THE END.

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

While he was asleep, I'd get some pliers and cut his Achilles heel open on both feet. I'd then say, "Your free to go." and watch him crash to the ground in agonising pain.

 

[Fragged_Templar]

I would let him/her choose between "cake or death"... but as we all know, "the cake is a lie"

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Shoot him in the head and be done with it.

Yeah, like that worked on Max Payne.
It's true, he downed more painkillers in a short time than what it takes to kill a blue whale, but still.

My plan would be simple. And I wouldn't tell you about it.
As for the good guy, I'd shoot him until I'm absolutely sure he is dead. Then I'd incinerate him and salt the ashes.

 

[Asmundr]

I'd shoot the super hero as soon as I caught 'em. End of story xD

 

[jthm]

I'd probably make him a quadruple amputee and sit him in a chair where he can see the effects of his failure to stop me at all times. I'd let him starve.