Your all time favorite quote is...?

[Dr. wonderful]

This whole video is full of epic quotes

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Anywhere, eh?

"And now for something completely different[footnote]The Lark[/footnote]"

All that came to mind.

Oh yes ^^

Seems my ability to go by unnoticed has dwindled consideribly.

 

[X10J]

I've got a bunch but here are three:

"The question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I, or the others, crazy?"-Albert Einstein

"The devision seems rather unfair," I remarked "You have done all the work in this business, Jones takes the credit. I get a wife out of it, pray what remains for you?"
"For me," replied Holmes, "there still remains the cocain bottle." And he stretched his long white hand up for it.-From THE SIGN OF FOUR Whatson to Holmes.

Cant Remember:"Come Bender you'll enjoy being dead."
Bender:"That's what they said about being alive!"

 

[Romblen]

"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success"-Bruce Feirstein

"Life is like a roller coaster, it has its up, its down, and you just try to hang on and not throw up." -My friend the day after he got sick.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"Sanity? Now what would I do with something as useless as that?"
- Captain Zaraki Kenpachi

Oh crap.

 

[holydemon]

Lionel Cosgrove: [about to charge at the zombies with a hoisted law mower] Party's over!
Me: (when I heard it) oh shi-

 

[Roganzar]

Remember that picture whilst you are reading this quote.

Elwood: We've got 106 miles to Chicago, Full tank of gas, Half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out and we're wearing sunglasses

Jake: Hit It!

Best Movie Quote Ever.
Love me some Blues Brothers

 

[Code Monkey]

 

[jakeEHTlovless]

"Dear Humanity,
We Regret Being Alien Bastards
We Regret Coming to Earth.
And we most definitely regret that the corp just blew up our raggedy ass Fleet.
--OOH-RAH" --- SGT. Johnson

 

[X10J]

I have no idea who said this, but it goes, "I may disagree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Pretty much sums up who I am.

I know it was said by zoidberg's lawyer in the episode wherein he eats an american flag


OT:"Nation, don't cry over spilled milk,Get angry and punch a cow! This is the Colbert Report!!"-Stephan Colbert

 

[1066]

From Dilbert. Not deep, just funny.

"Why are people flying off the escalator? And where's Dogbert? ...And why do I have a feeling those two questions are related?"

 

[Salem_Wolf]

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life." - Church, Red vs. Blue

 

[C.G.B.S]

My favorite two are
"When life gives you lemons make whiskey sours" W.C. Fields
"History may not repeat itself, but it rhymes a lot." Mark Twain

 

[bigolbear]

Spike Milligan's gravestone- It simply reads "I told you I was ill".

 

[deedoubleyou]

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity... and I'm not sure about the the universe." -Albert Einstein

 

[KindOfnElf]

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi