Through my favorite grandmother I have the connections to the Sicilian mob. Her second husband, who we just found out IS my grandfather...the enormity of this has yet to sink in, was one of Al Capone's favorite hit men. Also through him I'm related to some top ranking Nazi members, several who personally knew Hitler themselves. I also might be connected to a famous boxer, but that's iffy. I do know that my "German" ancestry traces back to some Prussian nobility...who later became the Nazi's...orz... Then there is the possiblity that I'm related to some Russian nobility, but again, it's iffy cause my grandpa Volkoff wasn't exactly sure.
That's just on my dad's side of the family.
My mom's side is a mix of French and Irish from my Grandma and Polish and Dutch from my grandpa...they weren't really anything exciting...well, unless you call alcoholics exciting...
Well, my French blood is connected to Charlemagne somehow...but again, my grandma Pippin wasn't sure how...