Semi interesting story here.
I am half Finnish and half Swedish.
However, I was born and raised in Australia. I have never identified with my "fellow Australians" I hated the culture, the people, the politics, the weather..... I hated it all. I was never home there, and I consider myself Finnish before all else. I?m a Finnish resident, and will go ahead and take the Citizenship exam sooner or later. I hear the language test is murder even on native speakers.
My Swedish heritage is pretty uninteresting. Bunch of average Vikings no doubt, however my Finnish heritage is a total mystery.
My grandfather was apparently someone of stature, and seeing as most of the people of said stature were and still are Swedish, I may actually be entirely Swedish, or half Swedish and half Swedish speaking Fin..... Which is worse...
Anyhow, my grandfather ran away with my grandmother for REASONS UNKNOWN taking with them ITEMS AND FUNDS UNKNOWN.
They snuck over to England during the giant WW1 and WW2 shitfight in europe. They changed their names, deleted their past identities and then, in an even more sneaky move, hauled ass to Australia in the 60s when nobody was looking.
They are both dead now, and only let slip a few details about their past, which was all very smoke and mirrors.
Their secrets died with them, and I was digging around up here for information on them when the Helsingin Sanmoat (Finland?s largest newspaper) somehow caught wind of what I was up to, called me up and wrote an article on me.
Here it is in a smaller version and a link to the MEGA HIGH RES version if you speak Finnish and actually want to read the article.
The last line in the article is fucking priceless.
"Mutten hän voi joutua Ruoitsiin, ja sellaista Rhys ei tosiaankaan halua"
And mega version for the Fins out there...
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b333/thedarkcyan/1cd3af3c.jpg