your avatar as a weapon

[agnosticOCD]

My avatar is a kid in a cowboy hat licking a grenade. Is there anything else that I need to say?

 

[badgersprite]

I have only one thing to say to you. Mwahahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


I've said it before and I'll say it again - ***** turns into a fucking dragon! I could not be any happier with this outcome.

 

[freakydan]

I get a gonzo journalist with an arsenal that includes a bowel disruptor and the feared chair leg of truth. Hey, Spider's escaped mindless enraged hoards before, so I can think of worse people to tackle the zombie apocalypse with.

 

[endnuen]

So.. I get the reservoir dogs?
Not bad.. Pretty nifty I'd say

 

[LinkSwitch]

I get a small Vault-Tec Boy that knows how to brew a decent poison

 

[CoverYourHead]

Mine is a nuclear explosion that destroys everything.

So... I guess I win at the apocalypse?

 

[MrJKapowey]

Mine is a nuclear explosion that destroys everything.

So... I guess I win at the apocalypse?

Zombies outside of the blast wouldn't be affected at all. You would be vapourised if you were close to it and radioactive zombies would be chasing you if you weren't.

Mine is (ignore the guy on the left) a Falcon. Since in game it has unlimited ammo and fuel. In the apocalypse I get a helicopter that can carry 5 passengers and a pilot. YAY!

 

[tappajasieni]

I'd be pretty happy with Harley. Sure, she'd not a huge killer robot, but she's pretty badass (and nice to look at. I mean, it's the apocalypse so the last thing I see might as well be a hot chick).

 

[CoverYourHead]

Mine is a nuclear explosion that destroys everything.

So... I guess I win at the apocalypse?

Zombies outside of the blast wouldn't be affected at all. You would be vapourised if you were close to it and radioactive zombies would be chasing you if you weren't.

Mine is (ignore the guy on the left) a Falcon. Since in game it has unlimited ammo and fuel. In the apocalypse I get a helicopter that can carry 5 passengers and a pilot. YAY!

Ah, but you see, it's a magic card that destroys all monsters! So it's a giant reset button. However, my own monsters would also be destroyed. I suppose that means that I would have all my friends killed or something.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I get a humungous Martian mecha, with heat rays and smoke canisters. Oh, and a basket for holding survivors in. I think I have a pretty good chance of survival.

 

[A Weary Exile]

An entire city filled with spliced-up maniacs, metallic drill-handed behemoths, and the most advanced security system ever conceived. I'm good to go.

 

[RobCoxxy]

< I CAN PUNCH THROUGH TREES AND ROCK WITH MY BLOODY FISTS, YEAAAAAH

My Minecraft guy. Fuck yes.

 

[Sandernista]

Does it shoot carebear stares?

 

[Chairman Miaow]

I think we all know I would survive.

 

[The Red Spy]

I'm not sure whether he would just cloak and walk away, and even if he didn't how much use could a Sapper be in this situation.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Does it shoot carebear stares?

*Gives Martian heat ray* It does now!

 

[CarlMin]

My avatar is a paw. Isnt that like a very soft, cute and adorable weapon?

 

[rubinigosa]

so I get a sun and a comet...nice

 

[Armored Prayer]

My avatar is a psychopath who murders for enjoyment.

He is going to love this.

 

[JRCB]

It's the big red button. We all know what that does.

Fuck yeah.