Your Best Conversation Killer?

[TiloXofXTanto]

SCIENCE! MEREDITH! SCIENCE!
Everyone goes silent except the science meme heavy people.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

Pull out my dead dogs collar, works every time.

 

[FFKonoko]

I don't really have one. The closest to killed conversations is usually just after I say something like "Don't you hate it when your mind goes blank and you cannot think of a single interesting thing to say?"

Though, I did once witness a (female) friend of mine dropping "If I had a penis, I would totally make you give me a blowjob" into a conversation.

 

[SgtLion]

Simple enough, ask any question entirely unrelated that they can't build on.

Conversational partner: "And so the-"
You: "When does Crysis 2 come out?"
Conversational partner: "I don't know"/"A couple weeks, I think"
You: "Oh."

Silence.

 

[BrownGaijin]

I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon...

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

1. "Contagious? Contagious?" I asked the doctor. "Really contagious," he tells me.
2. So that's it! As of this morning, I quit my medication. Homicidal tendencies be DAMNED!
3. And then I realized the guy was actually a ventriloquist, and it was his dummy who was giving me the eye exam...
4. You're sitting in it now.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Anything related to geek-culture usually helps over here. Damn hicks...

 

[HardkorSB]

So yeah, what sentences can you think of to kill a conversation?

I had a very pleasant talk with you but let's not talk anymore.

 

[SuperVegas]

Good friend of mines favourite:

"Anyone had any good wanks latley?"

 

[Womlet]

randomly interject (with a very thick English accent) "AHHH HAAA! I am captain hook."

Do these as casually as possible:

At an appropriate moment add "I know what you mean... my ballsack smells like sour milk."

or ask them "Are you naked?" and after they say no add "o, well you should be."

Drop your pants turn around bend over and show them your butt.

My absolute favorite is take something of theirs like a hat or a gloves and half heartedly throw it. If they ask why just say "nah, wasn't me."

 

[Purplecoyote]

"Watchtower?" It's a guarantee.

 

[JoJo]

"Wow, nice ass"

*points to nearby 5 year old girl*

 

[concrete89]

"So, I just read this fascinating article on bestiality..."

 

[ResonanceSD]

So yeah, what sentences can you think of to kill a conversation?

Hi, I'm a PC gamer.


Last time I said this I was at a kotaku event and the whole room stopped talking >_>

 

[Sancrkf]

Tell them how you'd like to die and try to seem excited about it... Usually works.

 

[NinjaRabies]

While leaning your chin on your chest give a good ol' snore. That usually proves you're not interested.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Bathos, my friend. People have no idea what to do when you pull it out on them.

 

[FlameOfArnor]

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!!!!!
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