Your Best Conversation Killer?

[xidphel]

"SHUT UP! I'M PMSING!"

 

[IronStorm9]

Wait until they finish their sentence, then act offended and yell "What a selfish thing to say!"

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

I pride myself on my timing, I always find the right time to make the people around me go duuude...

 

[FireBlade_2049]

Step 1: Clasp hands together.

Step 2: Do the wave.

Do not change your facial expression at all, and keep eye contact. I have NEVER met someone who can talk through this. Alternatively, do the Truffle Shuffle.

 

[Chronarch]

I assume that this would work if someone through it randomly into the middle of a conversation: "Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious as humans."

 

[Infernai]

Ask in the middle of it "Anyway, hows your sex life?"

 

[H20 Pirate]

You just look them straight in the eye, and scream "LINE PIECE!!!!!"

If that doesn't kill it and they get curious, just calmly utter "squiggly"

 

[Donttazemehbro]

"Are you a furry?"

Terror for those who understand. Confusion for those who don't.
Either way, it's weirds them out.

It was super-effective on me.

AAAAA i get it

 

[Minty Juice]

I like mandarins.

 

[Snotnarok]

"Oh yeah? Well Sega Genesis has blast processing"

 

[Donttazemehbro]

"Man I hate the Yankees..."

I've used that many a time since moving to New York.

Stay strong brother, it is not an easy task to dis a home team. But we strong "people who hate the Yankees" oh and GO SOX

 

[Flying Pilgrim]

I don't need to use any words; I only need to walk up to someone with my ginger hair and BAM! Silence.

 

[Sacman]

Anything involving Dungeons and Dragons...<.<

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

"I'm not interested in talking to you."

And then I walk away. Hi-LARIOUS.

 

[Custard_Angel]

"Fuck the doctor... I know it's not contagious."

 

[Zyst]

"Sooooo I'm on my period"
Works every time.

It'll probably work for you too! Especially if you're a guy.

As for fun things to do in conversation -
Stick your tongue out. Not at them, just poke it out and become fascinated by the only muscle in your body that is only attached at one end. It can take a while if you're in a group, but people will realise and give you funny looks.
Fake a phone call without your phone.
Pretend you're a spy and that what the person is saying is vitally important to your mission.
Replace every name and pronoun the other person says with "The raptors"
Begin staring intently at the speaker's left ear. If they notice, try to slap it.
Whenever someone looks away, remove an item of clothing, or undo a button. This one is really more of a challenge to see how nude you're willing to get in public/in front of the person, and how observant the surrounding people are.

The fun things to do in a conversation sound genuinely fun! I'll try it @ our next party, the clothes one is awesome!

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Me:"Well I wa-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"
Or "Soooo, sex?"

 

[Carlston]

So I said to the monseigneur sternly ...

HEY! That was my penis!

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Well, that's great, but now about rape..."

 

[Composer]

"soooo, how bout dem ponies"
works almost 60% of the time all the time