Jimmybobjr said:
Also, when i was in vault 101, during the birthday party, i took off all of my clothes and humped the overseer.
I was a child genius.
Reminds me of my first playthrough. Imagine the feeling: I had just been given my very own, shiny, Pip-Boy 3000! Yes! THE best birthday present any child living in a cramped old bunker beneath a nuked-out wasteland could possibly hope for! Forget the guests, I was going to press buttons!
As everybody I knew watched me fiddle around with my new toy, I discovered something that was apparently the inventory screen. It had one entry, representing my one possession: A Vault 101 Jumpsuit, size Child. I decided to see if I could get some more detailed info on it, so I highlighted it and pressed a likely-looking button. That was the button I later (In fact, immediately afterwards) came to know as the "Drop" - button.
Yeah. I managed to ACCIDENTALLY disrobe myself at my birthday party!
Nobody reacted, so I just left the jumpsuit where it was and played it cool.
Another story that comes to mind, is the Fire Ants mission. You know, where you clear out a bunch of fire-breathing ants from a series of subway tunnels.
It was one of the first quests I started, and I was NOT having fun. The blasted ants kept roasting me to perfection, rapidly burning through my dwindling supply of Stimpaks. And each ant seemed to require a SHITLOAD of ammo before I could move on to get roasted by the NEXT ant.
About halfway down the labyrinth, I finally realized what I had been doing wrong: I was aiming primarily at the ants' antennae. I should of course be shooting them in the HEAD - like I do with ANYTHING ELSE that is trying to kill me!
Why had I not thought of this from the get-go? Why, because of a certain helpful hint from the quest-giver, snotty brat Bryan Wilks! Damage to the antennae makes the ants attack everything they see, rather than just me. Which MIGHT have been SLIGHTLY useful if I hadn't been fighting the ants one on one in narrow corridors, where any frenzied ant, in most cases, has nothing BUT me to attack anyway!
I decided right then to take a break from the mission, so I returned to the surface and found something else to do. The pleasure of NOT fumbling about in fire ant - infested tunnels soon overwhelmed me, and I gave that mission a LONG rest.
I mean REALLY long.
I would sometimes think to myself, "I should probably get that ant thing over with." But there was ALWAYS something more interesting to do, like exploring the Downtown area, messing with the ballot box at the Republic of Dave, trying to find Underworld, exploring Underworld, shooting Raiders, exploring Rivet City, complete the Main Quest, grind all the way to the level cap, stare at the sky...
I'm pretty sure I STILL haven't finished that mission. Oh, but I haven't forgotten about Bryan Wilks. In fact, every time I'm nearby, I always stop by that coffin-sized Preservation Shelter where I know Bryan is waiting for the ants to be wiped out. I'll just hang around outside it for a while, listening to his little comments.
And maybe fire a few rounds at the Shelter while shouting, "So I should aim for the antennae, should I? HAVE A NICE LIFE IN THE TIN CAN, KIDDO! BWAHAHAHAAAA!!"