Your Biggest Dick Move

[Baonec]

Baby snatching, though the baby turned out alright in the end. It's that the mother's brain was in the end splatterd across a wall. That was kinda a dick move, though in my defence she shot first.

I want to question this but I fear the answers will only cause more distress so I'll leave it at that.

 

[Myfacehurt]

Battlefield Vietnam. I was playing with about 7 buddies of mine and i was the only one that could pilot the planes or helies. Lets just say it was a bloodbath for them. I wouldn't even let them get 2 feet into the air if they manage to get near an aircraft.

 

[Nanissimov]

I was RASTERBATING while playing lfd

 

[soren7550]

-In Fable 2, the wife Alex tells me she's leaving me (for no apparent reason) so I shoot her in the face with my trusted rifle.

-In one of the many buggy matches that I've played of Team Fortress 2 on the 360, I magically gain the ability to jump all the way across the map on 2Fort. So I go and capture the enemy intel three times in a row while they never get mine. The other side all quit.

 

[roboosh]

when I'd somehow become admin of a Counter Strike clan when I was about 9 and sometimes lightning striked (or whatever it's called) people

 

[Sayvara]

Well apart from blowing up all the Lemmings over and over with the nuke...


Delta Force (1)... Capture The Flag game. Having a hard, intense fight on a *huge* map... but finally my team has wrestled control over the last flag and we're running back in a nice tight formation.... about a 150 meters or so to go.

Then it strikes me that this rather good player on the enemy team has been very quiet for some time now. So I pull out my hand grenades... throw one at my feet (how's that for realism) and *BOOM* I'm instantly spawning inside a building in our own base. I swing around... AND THERE HE IS!

He notices he has been spotted... tries to dodge and return fire... but just one frag-grenade later, he's toast. I walk outside, just as our team is bringing in the flag for a glorious win.

/S

 

[jp11]

Some buddies and I were playing Doom in a computer lab at school, I set up the router so that I could limit one guy's connection to our local network from the computer next to me by reaching over and hitting enter. His character was unable to move for the rest of the game after I did so, he just kept dying and re-spawning.

 

[Theophenes]

Nobody's gonan say it? Fine....I'll do it....


ZEEEERRRGG RUUUUUSHH!!!! KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!!!!!

Sorry, but now that that's out of my system, I'd have to say my best dick move usually involves summoning boss-characters in tag-fighting games to "pwn" a trash talker in an arcade.

 

[Birdehh]

One thing i find myself doing time and time again is stealing peoples last stand kills in cod4.

Although it's always barrels of laughs when i turn the rpg on all my friends, then it just turns our game into 'who can get the most teamkills' while our enemy sits bewildered.

 

[Hazy]

I was RASTERBATING while playing lfd

What the hell is Rasterbating?
Is that some way to cook a Porkchop or something?

OT: Me and a few friends all ganged up on someone we know from school (and didn't like too much) and gunned him down in a match of GTA IV for about 20 consecutive minutes. We were in a party, so we coulden't hear him apologize for being a dick. Wow, I sure felt like a jerk.

 

[The Political Gamer]

Griefing in TF2, I have been banned from so many servers! However, it is still one of the best ways to blow off steam!

 

[WillCourt]

My friend went into his kitchen to get a beer, when he came back, his pad wasn't working while he got smashed about by a tank.
He then proceeded to flip out and go mental over the fact his pad might be broken. and what was he going to do.

At what point did it stop being funny I took a batterey out of his 360 Pad?

 

[Chiefmon]

I once set my friend's sock on fire while he was sleeping.

 

[Video Gone]

I REALLY pissed a friend off in gmod once.I stripped him of his weapons (and physgun and gravity gun) and surrounded him with walls.I made a little walkway going around the top of the cage so I could perform a stereotypical monologue.
"Well,my friend,it seems that the tables have turned.For you see,I have attached enough remote explosives to this cage to kill Colossus.(Colossus was a giant robot vehicle/base with loads of weapons and stuff.He was destructible too,but it would take LOADS of damage to take him down.I built him with the same friend.) And,as you can see,this cage has a floor.I have attached rockets to the bottom,so I will not be killed in the blast.(It was a 1-death and you lose thing)But do not fret,I will be watching when you explode.For I will detonate the cage in the shadow of colossus,on the ice planet.(We were playing on the same save we built colossus on,on a map for that space race gamemode.We were playing free mode though,not that mode.) *I fired the rockets and used my plane vehicle to fly in pursuit of him* "Now,as you can see,I have improved our robotic friend (Colossus) greatly.He now takes more damage than ever before.I'm not taking any risks with those bombs." *I detonated the bombs and BOOM,he went up in smoke*

The real dick move here was that he had to listen to me talking like that.In voice chat.

 

[BlackJack47]

The biggest dick move I ever did would have to be sending a valentines rose to guy in my class and signed it from this girl who was approachable for him but she didn't like him...needless to say the attempted-rape allegation was carried and she now lives in Arizona with her aunt.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

Was playing terrorist hunt on Vegas 2 online. Me and the other two blokes were stacking up to breach a door, I went to press the button to take cover. What i actually pressed was the button to throw a incendiary nade which fried all three of us. Then i left.

 

[shMerker]

I used to team kill fellow assaulters and skeletons in Perfect Dark Zero so I could have dual weapons.

 

[damion559]

i shot a plasma pistol at a hornet above me on halo 3....it fell and killed me and got the last point needed to win.....i was so ashamed

 

[burninjack4l]

What's the biggest dick move you have ever done in a game?

Mine would have to be playing through Blood Harvest with friends on advanced. Now, we were having some trouble with this one and were on the final level. The APC just pulled in leaving us all to run for it. However a tank appeared at the same moment. I was the last one running to the APC when I see the tank take out my first friend. He flew way back towards the house and we just kept running. My second friend keeps running and is mauled by a hunter. My third friend then tries to run past the tank just to get the shit kicked out of him and leave him downed within two feet of the APC door. Now, being the friend I am, I leave all of them behind. I ran up the ramp of the APC and the level ends with everyone yelling in my ear as to what the fuck I just did. I simply responded that they were dead, I was alive, and got the achievement for completion as well as the one for not being downed for the whole campaign. Fortunately two of the other's already had it but one didn't. It was alright though as we replayed it again and all made it.

Honestly I can't fault you too terribly for this, it was the right decision to be made under the dire circumstances. Personally I'm a quick enough shot that I would have knocked the hunter off one friend, but when you're dealing with a tank in the end of a round, shit gets hectic. You often don't have much choice but to just, run. Although I'd have had to see the health circumstances at the time-- I've solo'd a tank a few times, kiting it around while whatever weapon I had constantly punched rounds into its face, but it's not a fun time.


Personally, my biggest dick move, was probably when I was playing versus, and I was on skype with the other team, having no affiliation with the team I was on, I made sure to make the game hell for them. It started with me "accidentally" blasting a few shotgun shells into the back of their heads as we hit wave after wave of hordes, since my team was too incompetent to actually avoid a boomer. By the end of the game, we were about to face a trio of tanks (this was on dead air) and I decided to spend the round scavenging the map for propane tanks and gasoline cans... brought back a nice cache of em to the fueling truck.. everyone sort of went "uh what're you doing with this?" and I said "don't worry" they took my word because up to this point i had been the highest contributor, etc. As soon as I saw the tank coming, and everyone lined up their shots, I blew the tanks, 2 cans of gasoline, and 2 cans of propane... One of the four were immediately taken down, the other two were almost down, I moved myself out of the blast range so I was fine. The tank immediately killed the other two, and myself plus the rest of the infected took to standing around their bodies dancing, as they pleaded for me to help them up, and screamed for blood at my betrayal. The tank and I kept the normal zombies from killing me, and the infected kindly escorted me to the back of the plane, where I alone took off into the air, to live another day.

 

[rockingnic]

In L4D, I was with my friend after the elevator of No Mercy and a tank was coming, so I let my friend go ahead. When i saw the tank, I threw a cocktail in the only path my friend could take to survive, so he was forced to run around the tank. He almost survived but the tank hit him off the building. I told him "I'm such a douche"

In Killzone 2, on the Visari Hammer map during search and destroy on defense, both teams had a spawn grenade in one of the towers where the target was. I realized that point was being over runned so I spawned there as an assault with a rocket launcher, killing everyone in there. The 1st 2 and spawns gave me 4 kills each and the others i got at least 2 kills, always dying after I shot my rocket, getting more than 40 points in less than 2mins. I never bothered to disarm the bomb either, who would when you can selfishly get faster exp points. XD