Seriously? Thats all you have? Hmmm... maybe I am going to hell. Where to start....
Age 12, I regularly took younger cousin's loudest toys outside, turned them on, set them on fire, and then would yell for him so he'd see. That same cousin was regularly hung from a door knob by his underwear.
Age 15 I would regularly take my younger step sibling's toys outside and throw them in the lake. I only threw noisy ones in.... well that and some of their favorite ones.
That December, one of the step siblings was calling me names. I picked him up by his underwear, walked outside and threw him in the lake.
I superglue a sibling's hands to his face. He couldn't feed or dress himself till after a trip to the hospital.
While another was sleeping I wrapped him up in his bed sheets and carried the whole mess down the hall. (Think Santa Claus.) I threw the hole mess down the stairs.
Daily I would liberate an item from my teacher's desk. Soon she was complaining about her 2 hole punches, 3 staplers, 3 boxes of markers, and finally the icing on the cake: 2 weeks of base copy work sheets. No homework for 2 weeks.
Ok.... lets fast forward.... There's more.... but... yeah
I locked my coworker in a tiny basement area. Found out he was afraid of small spaces and the dark. Atleast thats what his supervisor told me after he was found 3 hours later.
Bets - It's amazing what you'll get people to do when you put $100 on the table....
I bet 3 other coworkers to drink a gallon of milk (each) in an hour and hold it down for another
hour. The look on their faces when they were 90% of the way done was priceless. (*Oh.... oh god this was a bad idea*). Ok, yeah, none of them held it down. Best part.... for less then $10 I gave 3 people the runs for the next 2 days. (Yeah, much of it comes back up.... but by then the damage is already done)
I bet a coworker to eat a large can of corn in 2 hours and keep it down for the rest of the day. He came close.... didn't make it. He did hold it down though. Also complained about defecating corn for the next week.
I bet a coworker to eat a jar of mayonnaise plus a can of coke in an hour and keep it down for another hour. So close..... She didn't make it.
I told a coworker I'd pay him $50 to snort a can of Dr. Pepper. He gave up half way through. Was so awesome while it lasted though. Snort... Gag... Cry... Snort gag, sputter.... cry some more..
Offered money to have another female eat a jar of pickles and drink the juice in an hour and hold it down for another. She was close. Turns out that drinking that much vinegar really messes with digestion. Complained about diarrhea for the next week.
Offered $40 to another to eat 3 habanero peppers raw (including the seeds) in 15 minutes. He gave up after only 2. He yelled for something to drink.... I gave him a warm Dr.Pepper. Off he went down the hall screaming.
Other fun with co workers...
I put every chair in the building in a co-worker's office. The office is not much bigger then a bed room and we had over a 100 chairs in there. She had to climb over and through them just to turn the lights on.
I took a 5 inch leg-span spider throughout different offices, setting it loose, taking pictures of it by "land marks" in their offices and then left the pictures laying out. The spider was later released into my back yard unharmed. Discovered >20% of my coworkers were terrified of spiders.
Took office desk chairs from 3 different offices, belonging to 3 different people apart and then rearranged the parts so that no single one had enough to make a chair. I left each of them with an hex wrench... all of them too small or too big to do anything with.
hmm....I think that's enough for now....
