Your Biggest "WTF" Moment in Life

[vacuumbrand]

Was going to school and saw the bus coming, I stand up, wait for it to stop but it just passes by. Maybe the bus was full you think? NO, I think half of the seats on that bus weren't taken. But whatever I'll just wait for the next bus. That wasn't going to be as easy as I thought since apparently all bus drivers had some kind of hidden grudge against me, so the bus drove past me, and the one after...


I had problems convincing my teacher why I was 50 minutes late. I don't think she bought it.

No, it happens:

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[nicholaxxx]

Spoiler: long ass story

we were playing dodgeball in gym class with mats serving as cover peices, the major b***h and her friends are in the center (one team in the center, other team trying to get all the way around) all of a sudden, a dodgeball rolls behind the cover my friends and I were using, ok then I thought, whats the harm if I lob it without looking. so I lob it and apparently hit major B***h in the head, I hear a little 'ow' sound, so I look up, I apparently hit her in the head, I get back behind my cover and say 'i think i hit one of them in the head' all of a sudden BAM!!! b***h rams through the cover and starts hitting me in the head, one hand holding a dodgeball while yelling 'YOU F**KING LITTLE B***H' she looks at me as if I should be intimidated and how she just 'got me good and scared'.


I looked up at her incredibly suprised, I went 'well what the hell was that for?' she turns around te her friends and laughs as if to say 'he's not going to do that again!' I get up, walk to my friends, we laugh our asses off going 'wtf(actually words) was that about' the teacher saw and gave everyone a time out, instead of doing the logical thing and sending my assailant to the office, my friends and I are still laughing our asses off and ***** looks at us and yells (from across the gym) 'you think it's funny?!?' all of my friends reply 'YES IT IS' she asks why, we all say 'BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS ABOUT'.


She sneered and walked away, after school, b***h and her entourage come up from behind be barking threats like 'im going to get my gang friends to kick your ass' and whatnot, I just brushed it off (scared, because she DOES have minor gang connections) so, the following month, I bring my knife with me EVERYWHERE, travel in groups, and when I am alone, I clutch the knife for dear life

moral of the story: DON'T LOB SHIT IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S GOING TO GO

That's a kind of awesome story, in a weird way. That girl sounds strange...who in the world charges somebody when they hit her in the head with a dodgeball in P.E.? Maybe you have different dodgeballs then I always did in P.E., but they'd have to be covered in spikes or filled with acid to justify an attack like that.

It sucks that she has gang connections though. I once knew a girl who got pissed at one of my friends, and she threatened to get her gang friends to come beat my friend up. They never did, but we were all a little frightened anyway. Still, it's good to have a knife close.

yeah, the ones you use are just foam balls with a nylon-type casing, of course, not that it matters because who would EVER expect to be hit with a ball during DODGEBALL?!?

 

[KaiRai]

I saw a cat run into the middle of the road while I was in the car, and I swear it looked like it punched a rat/mouse in the face, and just dragged it away.

I was wtfing all over the place I can tell you.

EDIT: In about 2003 when it snowed a lot in Britain just after Christmas (Yeah just our luck...) me and my neighbour went out to his pond. We broke the ice and found a hedgehog, frozen in it caveman-style. That was a pretty big wtf moment.

 

[xxdessy45xx]

I was walking behind this chick with a tiny dog. This fat chick walks up beside me..."Such a cute little dog my doggie would just gobble you up! in fact you look pretty delicious I may eat you myself" then she made conversation with the owner of the dog >.<

 

[xxdessy45xx]

My brother almost ran over a neighborhood squirrel once...it layed down the nuts it was carrying then just turned its back toward us. we of course had to get out of the car and try to move it....

 

[Alphacron]

And yes, I did say frack. It's like swearing but people usually think you're just making words up, in other words the perfect explitive.

I prefer the use of the term flux

On topic: My biggest wtf moment would have to be in kindergarten or first grade (somewhere in that time). I was walking home from school with Mommy (i only lived a block away from the school). I had just crossed the street, walked five feet down the sidewalk, waved by to the nice miss crossing gaurd, when i heard a large BANG! Behind me is an enormous car crash. At the age of 6, I most certainly wet myself.

Also, not as big as a WTF moment, but in 8th grade i had a dream where i had just gone through a normal school day. I mean it, I wouldn't of recognized it as a dream. I even went to bed in the dream. I woke up, asked my brother what day it was, and it turned out to be the same day. And thats the day I went to school twice in one day.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

My best is when i met myself. I looked dashing by the way. There's a good story to this. I used to go to the local YMCA after school because my Mom worked and she didn't want me home alone. I made friends at the shit hole YMCA. One day, one of my friends came up to me and started talking about some random stuff and kept on calling me Fred. My name is not Fred. I eventually stopped him and he realized I was not Fred. He looked around and found Fred standing at the other side of the court. We met and we looked exactly the same down to the clothes. We even mimed each other for a couple of minutes. It was surreal.

I was fortunate enough to grow up in the same town as my clone... he was born in the same hospital on the same day, and we always ended up in all the same damn classes. after graduation, i started smoking pot and went to school for Video Game Design, and he's in Venezuela working as a concert pianist. To this day, we look completely identical, although we have no relation.

Is that from that Jackie Chan movie?

 

[Stoic raptor]

And yes, I did say frack. It's like swearing but people usually think you're just making words up, in other words the perfect explitive.

I prefer the use of the term flux

On topic: My biggest wtf moment would have to be in kindergarten or first grade (somewhere in that time). I was walking home from school with Mommy (i only lived a block away from the school). I had just crossed the street, walked five feet down the sidewalk, waved by to the nice miss crossing gaurd, when i heard a large BANG! Behind me is an enormous car crash. At the age of 6, I most certainly wet myself.

Also, not as big as a WTF moment, but in 8th grade i had a dream where i had just gone through a normal school day. I mean it, I wouldn't of recognized it as a dream. I even went to bed in the dream. I woke up, asked my brother what day it was, and it turned out to be the same day. And thats the day I went to school twice in one day.

Did the stuff in your dream happen in real life.

 

[Alphacron]

No thank god it did not, other wise i'd have received an F on a 100 point test I hadn't studied for(which happened in the dream)