Your Biggest "WTF" Moment in Life

[WeedWorm]

I was caught underage drinking last year and had to go see the Junior Liason Officer at the copshop (about 4 months later I might add). Got there, shes all,"Im better than you cause Im older and on the right side of the law", typical holier-than-thou shit. It was only a few months to my 18th so,to me, at least it wasnt a big deal that I was drinking. Plus, it Ireland, what the fuck else am I supposed to do? Anyway, she starts asking I wouldnt steal something if I had almost enough money, would I? I wouldnt burn down a church, would I? A church? A motherfucking church? What. The. Fuck. How can underage drinking be compared to buring down a building, let alone a church. Unfortunately, my comtempt for the woman then started to show in my face and I had to make up some bullshit about missunderstanding her so I wouldnt have to pay a fine.

tl;dr A grown woman compared burning down a church to underage drinking.

 

[Fronken]

when my mom said that i was a failure and was gonna end up a homeless drunk, my first thought was "wtf, what kind of a mom are you??", then i realised what a ***** she was, and that my friends, was the day i lost all the love i had for my mother, and also my biggest wtf moment.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

My best is when i met myself. I looked dashing by the way. There's a good story to this. I used to go to the local YMCA after school because my Mom worked and she didn't want me home alone. I made friends at the shit hole YMCA. One day, one of my friends came up to me and started talking about some random stuff and kept on calling me Fred. My name is not Fred. I eventually stopped him and he realized I was not Fred. He looked around and found Fred standing at the other side of the court. We met and we looked exactly the same down to the clothes. We even mimed each other for a couple of minutes. It was surreal.

I was fortunate enough to grow up in the same town as my clone... he was born in the same hospital on the same day, and we always ended up in all the same damn classes. after graduation, i started smoking pot and went to school for Video Game Design, and he's in Venezuela working as a concert pianist. To this day, we look completely identical, although we have no relation.

That's awesome. But I don't know for you, since you've known him your entire life, but for me the first time I met him, it was really creepy.

 

[Spacelord]

I got coaxed into going clubbing one evening after taking shrooms, and an actual midget entered the club.

That was a pretty mind blowing experience.

 

[TylerC]

I've skateboarded for 7 years, one day I was at a friend of mines house, we were just fulling around on our boards and just cruising around the street, when suddenly my wheel feels the need to fall right off, and at the same moment the back of the board (the part that curves up) breaks. I fall, and land on my hand, and my arm was fully extended. I'm sure your going to know what happens, and if your squeamish stop reading now.

My arm bends backward, really far. When I say really far, I mean REALLY FAR. My hand touched the back of my shoulder, totally hyper-extending my elbow, and destroying all the bones. I walk back to my house with a "WTF just happened!" look on my face. When I got to the hospital, I was in a lot of pain, I've broken my wrist before, but this hurt much worse. They took x-rays, and confirmed it was broken, but surgery wasn't an option. My mother asked how many fractures there were, and he couldn't even count. I broke the tips off the ends of my bones, and went right through the growth plate. Pretty much just absolutely shattered my elbow.

I can't bend my elbow as far as I used to, and I don't skate anymore.

 

[ragestreet]

Umm...wow.

I don't have a WTF moment that can top some of these gems but here goes nothing.

Me and a former friend (that's a story for later) were playing Halo 1 at my house a few years back on Legendary on the Pillar of Autumn. We were about halfway through and helping some marines fight off a wave of elites and grunts in a hallway and somehow managed to get bunched together behind one of those giant gray lean-to thingys. Friend threw a plasma grenade and blew up an elite and a couple of grunts. He also caused the body of one of the marines without armor to come flying at us like superman. We laughed our asses off.

 

[MasterStratus]

The one moment i can think of right now is when my school's water heater exploded. We were sitting in class, then suddenly we heard a loud bang coming from upstairs. When we ventured out of the classroom there was water leaking from upstairs into the locker room, filling it with huge puddles of water. We went upstairs and found the water heater with a broken pipe leaking water all over the floor soaking through to our locker room. Thats the best WTF moment i can think of.

 

[Labyrinth]

I've got all sorts of WTF stories from my mother. She lectures 1st year chemistry, so you have a lot of rather incompetent people in labs. Here's one.

Once there were a group of people doing experiments with hexane, and there was some sodium involved as well. For those who don't know, hexane is an alkane hydrocarbon (C[6]H[14] or CH[3] (CH[2]) 4CH[3]) which floats on top of water and Sodium is a highly reactive metal, which when dropped into water reacts explosively. Now one student decided to dump a load of hexane into a sink then drop some sodium down it. Sodium hits water and flares up, which sets the hexane on fire. This left foot high flames spewing out of the drain. Terrified guilty party, hilarity on the rest of the class's behalf, paperwork for mother.

 

[CIA]

This is all written from the point of view of my friend.

I was taking a test, right, and suddenly I hear loud screaming down the hallway. So the teacher runs out and I take out my notes to cheat. He comes back and then there is more screaming, only, this time more violent. He runs out again and I get to cheating. So I'm sitting there and suddenly a dude runs across my window on the roof. My teacher runs back into the room and five more guys run across the roof. My teacher then just opens the window and yelled "Walk to the edge and jump!"

 

[Chewster]

I once saw a spectacular car crash happen about ten or so feet from me. The first few seconds were a pretty big WTF moment.

 

[Siuss]

Freshman year of high school. Three girls wanted to skip a class, so they did what was obviously the most logical thing possible. Called the police from a cell phone and said someone was in the school with a gun. So the rest of us sat in terror for 3.5 hours under a lockdown; only to find the whole thing was a hoax. I honestly did just say "Seriously, What the fuck?" right after.

Needless to say they were expelled.

 

[Kiytan]

My friends Sort of dragged me along to a Club (if you could call it that, glorfied school disco would be more fitting) Needless to say it was my First and last experience i ever want of clubs of any kind.

Everyone there had had a bit to drink.

I was sat in the corner with my friends (like any self respecting geek should do at school disco's ) When i Feel someone Tug at my hair (at the time i had shoulder length hair and a beard) figuring it was my friend i just ignored it, I felt the tug again only this time i was dragged backwards, i heard a cry of "Hey guys, i found jesus".
"oh great, some drunk ***** taking the piss" Was my First thought, so i turned around to tell her to piss off (somewhat harder than it sounds when someone has you by the hair) expecting to see someone wearing almost nothing, covered in makeup and drunk. It wasn't a drunk *****, It was a 6ft woman in a full smurfette costume. Fully painted blue skin, white dress, blonde hair and a white hat. It wasn't Fancy dress. Suprise does not even begin to cover it.

 

[ragestreet]

On WoW I used to go around telling graphic stories of how i was raped by trees. I'm pretty sure that caused quite a few people to go WTF? Is this guy on crack!?

 

[ThevDarkness]

My Biggest WTF Moment is when i was skateboarding in the street and a car came by so i stood at the end of my driveway not to get hit when the car swerves toward me and someone yells "SUCK IT" from the drivers side window it was wierd

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Bah I have too many to remember what the biggest was.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

In the run up to Halloween I was walking past my local when through the window I caught a glimpse of Darth Vader, sat at a table near the bar, arm wrestling Batman. That was as strange as it was awesome.

Did you get to see who won?

 

[similar.squirrel]

Something odd occurred this morning, actually:

I was downstairs, at the computer, watching Doctor Who.
Meanwhile, Mouse, our youngest cat was sitting on the windowsill.
I heard a sort of elongated 'Meeeew' noise, looked over, and saw an uncannily similar cat sitting on the other side of the windowpane, nose pressed to the glass. Mirroring Mouse in every way. Thought she had doubled, somehow.
Almost fell off my chair.

 

[Titanguy654]

Being born, I'm sure I had a WTF face.

 

[RootbeerJello]

I was with my friend, who was skateboarding in the street while I did my paper route. We're walking side by side when out of nowhere, a UPS truck comes barreling out of nowhere at around 45 MPH. We try to run different directions, crash into each other, and I run to the curb dragging him behind me as we're screaming our asses off.

Oh yeah, and one time I was snowboarding and some hot shot skier who'd been pissing people off all day crashed into me and screamed "Go fuck a chicken mcnugget!" I'm thirteen, and the dude had to be at least twenty. I just sat in the snow trying to figure out what happened.

EDIT: Just remembered a third one. I was at a concert with a few amateur bands from my age group. This dude comes up behind me and puts me in a reverse headlock. I'm assuming this is one of my friends and I laugh and say "WHo is this?" The guy lets go, looks at me, and I could see like three different stages of confusion run across his face. He goes "Oh. I thought you were someone else." And walks away. I later met my supposed twin. He likes hard rock, plays drums and sings, just like me. We dress almost exactly alike and apparently I once flirted with his girlfriend when I was at a restaurant near his neighborhood.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Was taking a friend to where he lives, and as we drove up, 2 guys pulled guns on us, they tought we were rival drug dealers, so yea, pretty wtf moment for me.