Your Biggest "WTF" Moment in Life
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HELL YEAH!misterprickly said:
Where can I get a girl friend like that? "Just the bra" you said? *grins*
Some of my WTF moments include a time when my dog sat on my head, and then there was that time an old man almost ran me down in his SUV. Two minutes later I saw the old fart pull into the local licquor store.
I still remember when a tornado was touching down near our house, we didn't have a below ground basement so we were at a friend's house. Their basement has an exterior access stairwell, and a drain in the bottom to prevent the water from building up. During the storm a bunch of leaves had covered the drain, and we could see the water building up through the window, so my friend's mom said "I should clear that drain" and opened the door. She pulls it open and you could see the literal wall of water about waist high pour in around her.
Your name is now Fred by way.crimson5pheonix said:
Funniest moment when I was talking to this guy waiting for the subway and a tall guy butt ass naked with a pound of weed in his hand was running from some dogs and ran up some control stairs and jumped on the subway train and hugged it and got away.I looked at this guy and we both said the same thing."What the fuck just happend?"
My most WTF moment was when I saw a dog walking itself. In its mouth was the end of the leash and the other end was attatched to its collar. It actually took me a second for that whole image to register the first time I saw it but I've seen it several more times, so I guess the dog just walks itself then goes back home.
This happened last year when I was sleeping at a friend's house. There were 5 of us there. The residents (they are twins) as well as the three of us staying over. We were spread out around the room on various chairs and couches. Its a big room.
In the middle of the night (and I'm not certain on the technical details so I'll be generalizing), the town's sewer system fucked up and burst. Their basement flooded to about a half a foot deep of shit water. One of us was woken up by the smell, and it was by far the most disgusting thing I have ever experienced (the family got a good lawsuit out of it too).
In the middle of the night (and I'm not certain on the technical details so I'll be generalizing), the town's sewer system fucked up and burst. Their basement flooded to about a half a foot deep of shit water. One of us was woken up by the smell, and it was by far the most disgusting thing I have ever experienced (the family got a good lawsuit out of it too).
I was fortunate enough to grow up in the same town as my clone... he was born in the same hospital on the same day, and we always ended up in all the same damn classes. after graduation, i started smoking pot and went to school for Video Game Design, and he's in Venezuela working as a concert pianist. To this day, we look completely identical, although we have no relation.crimson5pheonix said:
one of the more recent ones i recall was my first night back at college. one of my roommates co-workers came to party with us that night and was staying over in my room (classes hadnt started yet, so my other roommate wasnt at school yet). after a night of heavy drinking we went to sleep. i was woken up in the wee hours by our noisy ac unit, and i glance over at the door of my room. my roommates friend is standing there, pissing all over the door and all over the carpet. still drunk, i said "WTF" and passed out again. my roommate was convinced the next morning that it was a beer spill, but i knew better. good times.
Once, my mom and I went to the mall to pick up a present for an old friend. On the way out, we were getting ready to cross the street to the car when these two guys driving an enormous SUV came out of nowhere, and started hitting on my mom. She got offended, and started telling them off, but they didn't hear any of it because suddenly they put the car in full reverse, spun around (running some girl's leg over in the process), and blazed out of the parking lot at mach 10. It happened so fast I just stood there for a moment and thought "WTF?" Someone called 911, and an ambulance came for the girl, but I never saw those two guys - or their silver SUV - again.
The biggest WTF moment I had was when I was working for the local department of primary industries (government thing, for non-aussies). I was working a suburb that can best be described as er... an above ground sewer. Can't remember why my co-worker and I were there, but the person who answered the door of the property we have to work at was the biggest woman I've ever seen in my life.
Anyway, we're going through the spiel of what we need to do around the property, when someone from inside the house yells something out at at her. She cranes her head back, yells out a torrent of curses, and then it's on for young and old. The person inside is hollering out insults at a mile per minute, and she's giving em back just as much. After about 3 minutes of my co-worker and I looking at eachother trying to work out what to do, when she starts taking her clothes off.
Well, I say starts. It was more like she shed them in a matter of seconds. So now we're at the door, in government uniform, with a naked woman who's large enough to have her own gravity field screaming insults. It took us a moment, but when we realised she actually was starkers, we cut and ran back to the ute and took off.
Anyway, we're going through the spiel of what we need to do around the property, when someone from inside the house yells something out at at her. She cranes her head back, yells out a torrent of curses, and then it's on for young and old. The person inside is hollering out insults at a mile per minute, and she's giving em back just as much. After about 3 minutes of my co-worker and I looking at eachother trying to work out what to do, when she starts taking her clothes off.
Well, I say starts. It was more like she shed them in a matter of seconds. So now we're at the door, in government uniform, with a naked woman who's large enough to have her own gravity field screaming insults. It took us a moment, but when we realised she actually was starkers, we cut and ran back to the ute and took off.
I blacked out 1 night out clubbing, when I came to there was some blonde little number sitting on my lap kissing my forehead. Last thing I remembered from that night was being at the bar or a table maybe drinking with my friends then that happened.
I was coming in to work one morning with a few other employees. We were the first ones in that morning. At the time I was a Video Game tester and so as we walked onto the testing floor we all noticed someone passed out in the middle of the room. He was just lying there on the floor. Assuming he could have been seriously injured, one of my co-workers approaches him and asks him if he's alright. He doesn't respond. I could tell the co-worker was really nervous, but he worked up the courage to nudge the stranger. I knew for a fact that he didn't work for our company because I had never seen him before. Now when the dude nudges the stranger, the stranger stands up real fast. He stares at us for a few seconds as if he was wondering what the fuck he was doing there and bolts out.
I wasn't sure how he managed to get in since we use a key card security system on the test rooms. The guy had long hair, but he did have a shaved face so I don't think he was homeless. He didn't smell bad beyond the booze. We tell the QA manager what happened. He goes off to check the security tapes (The room is recorded on camera(s)). About a half hour later he comes out of what we called the "Cold Room" and approaches us with this really blank look. He didn't know what to make of it. Of course there was a huge commotion surrounding this because we have to protect intellectual property. Granted all the game disks and cartridges are stored in a separate secure room we could at least be sure he didn't get into that room. Still it's one of those moments where you just have no idea what to say about it.
On a not so related note, the company (Babel) is multi-national. The home office is in England (forget the town) and we had our CEO coming down to check up on us. I was working the evening shifts at the time so I was coming to work with a slightly nervous attitude. I walk into the test floor which has basically turned into a drunken party. I notice the CEO sitting on a desk laughing his ass off a beer in each hand.
Needless to say the entire evening shift got drunk before work. Our QAC (Coordinators) stashed some beer for us to drink throughout the night. The funny thing is that this was one of our more productive nights when counting the quantity of bugs we discovered.
I wasn't sure how he managed to get in since we use a key card security system on the test rooms. The guy had long hair, but he did have a shaved face so I don't think he was homeless. He didn't smell bad beyond the booze. We tell the QA manager what happened. He goes off to check the security tapes (The room is recorded on camera(s)). About a half hour later he comes out of what we called the "Cold Room" and approaches us with this really blank look. He didn't know what to make of it. Of course there was a huge commotion surrounding this because we have to protect intellectual property. Granted all the game disks and cartridges are stored in a separate secure room we could at least be sure he didn't get into that room. Still it's one of those moments where you just have no idea what to say about it.
On a not so related note, the company (Babel) is multi-national. The home office is in England (forget the town) and we had our CEO coming down to check up on us. I was working the evening shifts at the time so I was coming to work with a slightly nervous attitude. I walk into the test floor which has basically turned into a drunken party. I notice the CEO sitting on a desk laughing his ass off a beer in each hand.
Needless to say the entire evening shift got drunk before work. Our QAC (Coordinators) stashed some beer for us to drink throughout the night. The funny thing is that this was one of our more productive nights when counting the quantity of bugs we discovered.
Seeing the Queen escorted by armed knights (No, really. Not old men with badges. Arms and armor and all that.) to a government building. That was ...interesting.
Trying to read the stuff on Tribal Wars forum (a friend of mine has an account there) was another ...interesting moment.
Trying to read the stuff on Tribal Wars forum (a friend of mine has an account there) was another ...interesting moment.
Mud-wrestled a lesbian in a zombie costume.
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It's less exciting when I explain that it was Halloween, we were all in a zombie costume. Said lesbian was one of my mates' sister. It was 4am we were both drunk, she's quite butch and aggressive and I did nothing to help.
Needless to say, wrestling ensued. I won (easily) and kind of accidentally removed her costume (it was doctor's scrub which are very flimsy!). Said friend didn't forgive me for a week.
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It's less exciting when I explain that it was Halloween, we were all in a zombie costume. Said lesbian was one of my mates' sister. It was 4am we were both drunk, she's quite butch and aggressive and I did nothing to help.
Needless to say, wrestling ensued. I won (easily) and kind of accidentally removed her costume (it was doctor's scrub which are very flimsy!). Said friend didn't forgive me for a week.
You talking about sword and shield type knights? Well I think it's all just for show. It's meant to be symbolic. I would find it rather strange if the Queen were to be attacked by a bunch of gun toting terrorists or something and the armed knights successfully repel the attack with swords and shields.Combined said: