Your Biggest "WTF" Moment in Life

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zoozilla

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I think watching 2001: A Space Odyssey at the ripe young age of 10 would qualify.
 

rottenbutter

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Biggest WTF in a good way: When I first watched FLCL.

Biggest WTF in a bad way: When I watched the last two episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion.
 

brettman170

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In middle school once, me and a few friends were working on a group project, so we were all at one table, leaving another table totally unoccupied. With no outside interaction, and no force acting upon it whatsoever besides gravity, the empty wooden table exploded. Just broke into pieces, some of which got lauched halfway across the room.

We referred to the phenomenon as "Spontaneous Table Explosion".
 

cheesemanxl

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a friend and i made a flame thrower out of his toilet in his 8 sq ft bathroom while we were still in the room

axe+toilet+fire= the most awesome and worst idea you will ever have
 

crimson5pheonix

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My best is when i met myself. I looked dashing by the way. There's a good story to this. I used to go to the local YMCA after school because my Mom worked and she didn't want me home alone. I made friends at the shit hole YMCA. One day, one of my friends came up to me and started talking about some random stuff and kept on calling me Fred. My name is not Fred. I eventually stopped him and he realized I was not Fred. He looked around and found Fred standing at the other side of the court. We met and we looked exactly the same down to the clothes. We even mimed each other for a couple of minutes. It was surreal.
 

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One day when I was really bored and had absolutely nothing to do, I decided to some vacuuming. And why not? The lounge needed a clean-up and there was nothing better to waste time on. So I unpacked the ol' hoover, and was just about to start it up when a friend knocked on the door. I answered it, she came in, saw that I was vacuuming, and asked if she could help. "Gee wiz!" I replied, "That'd be mighty swell of ya! Just don't do anything crazy now, y'hear?" I then gallavanted off to take a shower because I was quite smelly.

A few minutes later after having taken the shower I heard high-pitched mechanical whirs and sputters. I ran into the lounge (smelling fabulous, FYI) to see the vacuum cleaner's transparent compartment completely engulfed in a whirlwind of fire. She quickly explained she wanted to suck up fire after she found a lighter on my table (I don't own a lighter, but whatever) and wanted to see what would happen if it went into the vacuum cleaner.

After putting it out by sucking up water with the power off, I kicked her out of my house and made her buy me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand why anyone would do that, although it did look quite awesome.
 

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A friend of mine once, while doing Cage Match in Cod4 for challenges, in response to my query of "why the hell would you do something so not fun in a game?", said "Games aren't for having fun." I had to remind myself to breathe.
 

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Mine was turning over my Zune (4GB) and reading the following:

Back of Zune said:
Hello from Seattle SN:023 696 274 315
Input 5V::::1.4A IC: 3048A-1125 Model 1124
FCC ID: C3K-1125 Assembled in China
I read that, thought something was odd (I was very tired). Then said "What the frack? It says 'Hello from Seattle' right here."

And yes, I did say frack. It's like swearing but people usually think you're just making words up, in other words the perfect explitive.
 

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crimson5pheonix said:
ThaBenMan said:
crimson5pheonix said:
My best is when i met myself.
At first I thought you said "when I wet myself" lol
Because meeting yourself is so uninteresting.
Sorry, it was a neat story. But at first I thought it was going to be about when you pissed yourself one time. *shrug*
 

crimson5pheonix

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ThaBenMan said:
crimson5pheonix said:
ThaBenMan said:
crimson5pheonix said:
My best is when i met myself.
At first I thought you said "when I wet myself" lol
Because meeting yourself is so uninteresting.
Sorry, it was a neat story. But at first I thought it was going to be about when you pissed yourself one time. *shrug*
Because that's so much more awesome than meeting someone who looks and acts EXACTLY like me. That's not rare at all. I bet you've met several EXACT copies of yourself.
 

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I have a few.

1) Wombats.

Wombats are really weird, they're like giant hamsters. Which is awesome, but they also make the strangest noise. I can't really translate it into letters that well, but it was like "Wooumpaaaauu!"

2) My cousin's cat.

I had a plush rabbit, which I was holding out towards my cousin's cat. I squeezed it (the rabbit) so that it's arms were flung outwards and said "Hug me!" in a high pitched voice. The cat did a backflip and sprinted away, skidding around on the varnished floor frantically as it went. God I miss that cat.
 

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A huge 'WTF?' moment is when our teacher sees a friend and I playing Counte-Strike on the school computers, and then just sits down and watches... he later remarks that he will take us to the computer labs again, to let us play for a whole lesson. That was incredibly wierd.
 

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