Your Cat Really Is Manipulating You, Study Shows

[WorldCritic]

This was expected, my cat is probably going to try something to anyone he meets.

 

[LilGherkin]

Now I feel like buying a cat just to see if he could actually do that to me.

 

[antipunt]

So your cat has been manipulating you for food, love and attention using a cry similar to one of the most insistent and undeniable sounds known to humankind. Those sneaky devils

expected nothing less ^_^

 

[Sewblon]

This is why it should be legal to have pet hippos, they just stay in the water, eat plants and attack trespassers.

 

[Simalacrum]

I don't care how manipulative they are, I still wuv them. I mean... look at them! who WOULDN'T want to be manipulated by such a sweet ickle thing??? d'awwwwwwww lil' kittehs trying to manipulate me! awwww come here lets get your some biscu-wait a minute...

 

[Mcupobob]

So it's the cats fault for all those evil genisues and james bonde villins polts for world domnation.
the cats where just using them

 

[ygetoff]

My kitty is opportunistic? He's so smart!

 

[Therumancer]

I like cats, we need to stop the negative propaganda about our furry Overlords...


Err, ummm, otherwise it doesn't surprise me that cats are manipulative. Oddly I find that part of the appeal.

I have been a cat person for a long time.

 

[Ghost]

Just noticed how many cat avatars there are...

 

[ConstantJoe]

I had a cat... he didn't purr, he just meowed and meowed and meowed.

Even if he didn't want anything, he'd just meow.

The only reason we got him was because the old owner went after him with a hose, cause he wouldn't shut the hell up.

 

[Uncompetative]

"It merely pleases me to behave in a certain way to what appears to be a cat."

Spoiler: Click to reveal the source of this quote

http://www.megarezo.org/lecture/romans/hhgg/reou_29.html

 

[Triple AD]

Next time you want a cheap and cute animal, get a penguin.

But for GOD'S SAKE, DON'T GIVE THEM SHOTGUNS!!

I think I get that reference

TBH I don't get why so many people dislike cats I like them but I also like dogs... Which can be a bit of a problem

OT: I'll be right back I'm gonna feed that cat down the street

 

[Azaradel]

I've known that since my cat started sleeping in my underwear drawer,covering everything with a sheet of gray hair, and my only effort to make her stop that habit is to make the drawer a permant bed for her by outfitting it with a comfortable blanket.

http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs27/i/2008/042/0/c/Home_by_LordNaraku.jpg

 

[SimuLord]

This may explain why I hate cats, since the sound of a whining infant induces in me nothing more but the desire to commit infanticide (and people wonder why I'm over 30 and don't have kids!)

 

[LtFerret]

*looks at my cat*

I'm on to you e_e

 

[Gather]

I, for one, welcome our new cat overlords.

 

[Strategia]

I, for one, welcome our feline overlords.