Your Cat Really Is Manipulating You, Study Shows

[Pimppeter2]

Kitties!!! I'd let cats control me anyway.

 

[Rawker]

Those cunning bastards! I knew there was a reason why I hated cats.

Ha, same here. Just think, lolcats could be a subliminal mindfuck to brainwash us all.

 

[Darth Sea Bass]

This just makes me love them more!

 

[Tales of Golden Sun]

Who cares?
Dogs pretend to love you.

 

[swytchblayd]

Certainly explains a lot. That and the fact that their breath always smells like tuna... and most cats are tenacious as hell. Try to ignore them, and they'll keep at it until you give in.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Yay! Go dogs!

 

[Soxafloppin]

You never really own a cat, you just kinda share a house with it.

 

[traceur_]

They really are just tiny ninjas in fur coats, mind controlling ninjas.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

If you bring a dog up the right way, it'll unconditionally love you for the remainder of it's days, with a cat you can't really let them know who's boss, by punishing a dog you'd put them outside, with a cat that would be exactly what they want.

i'm onto something here. Beware you flying furry felines.

 

[Xsilsear]

Oh that's it, this insanity has gone on for long enough! Man the turrets! Cats, the worst is that look, you all know it right? Like they know something we don't. Like they're... Planning something. We should all wrap tinfoil around our heads in case they discover mind control. I also know my teacups are building a concentration camp for my forks in the fridge. A little paranoia at midnight truly eases my mind.

 

[Captain Pancake]

this proves that cats have the power of voice...

 

[Undercover]

This is news? I've known that for years and I- What's that Mister Fluffy? You're hungry? Oh ok I'll get you another can of tuna my little snuggywuggypuddywuddy...

-Does not actually own a cat.
-If I did I would teach it to do this
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[FROGGEman2]

If a dog jumps in your lap its because it loves you.
If a cat jumps in your lap its because your lap is warm.

Indeed, but I prefer intelligence over obedience so am happy to let them.

Me and Machines have so many things in common!

My cat, if she's sleeping in my bed and under the covers, she will fake purr, feigning enjoyment, so theat when I go to stroke her, POOF, she's out the door. She can honestly comprehend lying. Clever girl

 

[FROGGEman2]

If you bring a dog up the right way, it'll unconditionally love you for the remainder of it's days, with a cat you can't really let them know who's boss, by punishing a dog you'd put them outside, with a cat that would be exactly what they want.

i'm onto something here. Beware you flying furry felines.

Have you ever owned a cat? That, honestly, is a lie.

 

[UncleAsriel]

Who cares?
Dogs pretend to love you.

Reminds me of my ex, somehow.

Cats are such loveable magnificent bastards. No wonder I'm so fond of them!

 

[salbarragan]

Not surprising. My girlfriend does the same thing. Why wouldn't my cat do it too? Anyone else want to get in line?

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

If you bring a dog up the right way, it'll unconditionally love you for the remainder of it's days, with a cat you can't really let them know who's boss, by punishing a dog you'd put them outside, with a cat that would be exactly what they want.

i'm onto something here. Beware you flying furry felines.

Have you ever owned a cat? That, honestly, is a lie.

it was a joke, and yes. i've owned several cats.

 

[Tales of Golden Sun]

Who cares?
Dogs pretend to love you.

Reminds me of my ex, somehow.

Cats are such loveable magnificent bastards. No wonder I'm so fond of them!

Your ex? Ouch...
Cats are the physical embodiment of pure enjoyment. How can anyone NOT love them?

 

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