Say one line. "Take you to candy shop..." ect make sure it's filled with sexual, violence or drug references. Then have another repeat the same line. Probley female. Make a song with three lyrics total with some dork on a tangent about his house, money, how rich he is then WHOA wait I'm still thug and getto, even though that all means not having money. And peace out...oh WAIT! No I mean, tough beatum up thug...but peace and I'll hurt you thuggness.
Forgetting something... Oh yeah praise a idiot who can say "YEAH, OK" then put his lame ass sound bite in your song now your Rapper no talent P with Little turd.
What else. OH and from the lameness of the biggest wanna be in the rap world Snoop Dogg. Figure out your a sell out and turn yourself in Doc Seuss with made up crap like snizzle my nizzle. To pull in the young wanna be thugs... 12 year old and the like. Then get yourself arrested with a gun every six months to let everyone know your still gangsta. But hide and fear prison time like a little *****.
And last but not least, Make up a word or use a lame street term and drive it into the ground. Crunk, junk, trone, all the way back to the proof you have no talent as a lyric writer. Wave your hands in the air, wave them like you just don't care.
Follow all these steps and wear your pants hanging down showing your boxers (this came from prison which the bitches used to, to show to everyone they were someones *****) and you will make millions.