Your desk

[Hero in a half shell]

My desk is an absolute mess, covered in layers of junk. The weirdest things would be:

A table tennis net and bat,
A Donald Duck bath towel,
A wooly hat (We're in the middle of a heat wave.)

 

[Dimitriov]

Hmmm...

A cup of tea, a box of sugar cubes, my knife, some pencils and notebooks, LoTR extended edition box set, and some books: The Odyssey, a Tale of Two Cities, and the Bible.

Also a 32" LCDHDTV... which I am currently using as my primary computer monitor.

 

[Paragon Fury]

This:

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[teqrevisited]

Aside from the monitor and speakers;

A pair of scissors, a pen, four blister packs of various medicines, an inch high stack of CDs in paper sleeves, a partitioned rack full of documents and more CDs, my mobile, an ipod classic, two bottle caps, a pencil, £4, a bank pin authenticator, a radio remote and an empty pint glass.

 

[lettucethesallad]

Some cables, a packet of corn flakes and dirty dishes. Yup, I'm an all-round bachelour frog.

 

[MorsePacific]

My Vault-Tec lunch box, three baseballs signed by the Brooklyn Dodgers before they moved to Los Angeles, a New York Yankees' 1996 world series ball, an Arizona Diamondbacks' 2001 world series ball, and just a random New York Mets' ball signed by Keith Hernandez and a couple of other players.

Other than that, it's just a photo of me and my girlfriend and my high school diploma that my mom insists I put on display.

 

[King Toasty]

Surprisingly barren. Keyboard, monitor, speakers, earbuds. Beside it is a very old, very feeble automated computing system.

EDIT: This is a boring answer, so this is what's on my room desk:
Several dozen pens
A homemade pincushion.
35 pins and needles.
two large stacks of blank, lined paper.
5 semesters' worth of tests, homework, notes.
1 Shakespeare book {Macbeth}.
One broken bedside lamp.
Several dozen empty chip/candy bags.
One can of root beer.
One can of coke.
Drawings I made of Magic: The Gathering art.
One empty gift bag.

Around my room/ room desk:
7 large stacks of Magic: The Gathering cards, sorted into color: Black, white, red, blue, green, artifact, multicolor.
8 Magic: The Gathering decks.
Large pile of blank lined paper.
One horrible misused chair.
One MacBook Pro, with breaking wire.
One massive tub of lego and bionicle pieces.

On/near my bed:
Messy blanket.
Two pillows.
Comfy mattress.
Several needles sticking up, not safe.
A large steak knife.
More paper.
5 books under my bed: Watchmen, Hitchhikers Guide #1, 2, 4, Bartimaues Trilogy Book 2.

You're welcome.

 

[ChildishLegacy]

Coke/Pepsi/Sprite cans as far as the eye can see.
Pens/folders/books stacked up.
CDs/wallet/monehs
Ipod/Phone
Xbox that got the RROD (which I'm using as a placemat I guess)
A copy of Halo 2 for PC
A box of Thorntons chocolates because it was my birthday recently

 

[InsanelyZanter]

My desk? It's basicly a breakfast bar, so not much room. But, I got a pink Castle Crasher, Zorua figure, and a Drawing tablet. The bookshelf that is part of my desk arrangement, on the other hand...

PS3 collection.
Computer games.
Anime DVDs.
DS/Games
Wii games
Gamecube games.
PS2 games with metal gear collection on display.
Art supplies.
Bowling ball.
Empty boxes.
Dragon statues.
Toy shelf, containing
*Lego Buzz lightyear's ship.
*Assorted Minifigs.
*Skull the troll figure from the webcomic PVP.
*Cole McGrath statue.
*Tahu from Bionicle.
*Fluttershy and Rainbow dash figures.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

Sick, can we mail you stuff and make you put it on there? you know, for character...

 

[Richardplex]

A tin of 'Cream of tomato & pepper soup'. Why is this weird? I don't like tomato soup.
Also, I have a dragon statuette, a letter opening blade, despite the fact I don't get letters, a metal flask, & never-worn neck-worn identity card for my sixth-form. Their plans for making every student wear one went... not so well.

less interesting stuff include a ps3 controller, Mass Effect 2, scissors which again, I never use, a few mugs (in case of a tea emergency, possibly the reason for the flask as well) my oyster card. All squashed together really, with my 32" TV which I use as my monitor on it as well, of which the distance I can see and the distance between me and the monitor being almost identical being a complete coincidence.

 

[Tea_bird]

There is an image in the spoiler tags.

It's kind of a mess in my eyes, but sounds clean from what I've been reading. Don't you dig my speakers? Beige is in, right?

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[William Fleming]

TV (what I use for a monitor since its HD), TV remote, PS3(hooked into same TV as PC), Printer, bunch of forms I can never remember to fill in (do it tomorrow), speakers, Daimyo figure that came with Shogun 2 special edition, 2 Street Fighter figures that came with SF4 special edition (and yes, I buy loads of special editions), bunch of books...


... oh, and wires, cannot forget about those wires, loads of wiring from plugs, inputs, USB mouse and keyboard etc.

 

[NellNell]

In order from left to right.

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Left side:

(In my computer drawer) My DogHouse rig
DS game case
A really old Prayer book, not sure why I still have that.
Earbuds
2 gig USB stick
Password book
Checkbook
iPod Touch
Gaming headphones
PSP
3DS, in charging dock
Cell phone
Pencil holder, with a number of pens and other oddities
Class ring, necklace and chapstick
Mini Totoro figure I made out of clay.
Left speaker.
Keyboard in the middle
Macbook under the pull out thingy

Right side:

Right speaker
Razer Naga mouse
WoW: Cata mouse pad
Almost empty glass of water
Coaster for said water
Cough med, not a druggie
Wallet
32 gig iPod Video
Worlds of Fun Ticket
AG cards for 3DS
Lamp
WoW: Cata CE
Menthol rub, which I didn't even see till now

And even further off to the wall:

Full Sail U brochure
Over 1,000 Pokemon cards from when I was younger
Other various U brochures
And my baby pillow, not sure why thats there either.

I could go into detail of whats in my drawers on the right said, but you would all be here all day.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

A DJ table. I'm not joking. My dad just put it there and's been using my desk for its storage space ever since.

 

[kaiiboraka]

4 different sizes of Rubik's Cubes, my laptop, my 3DS, my 360 controller (there's a TV next to the desk), my Magic: The Gathering decks, 2 copies of the latest Game Informer, random normal desk things, and my Club Nintendo Mario hat and figurine.

 

[Strain42]

Aside from computer related stuff, a lotta soda cans, a bunch of MegaTen figurines, my notepads and some advil.

 

[The Funslinger]

A green shark stapler.

I think we have the same stapler. Is it ever so slightly see-through (so you can see the inside part) with googly eyes?

OT: Well my desk which was slightly too large was recently taken by my sister to serve as a dining table in her new house. So I'll tell you what WAS on it.

One of my Ikea bookshelves, my dvd player and PS2 (my xbox 360 is downstairs) a kukri machete, my trilby (though that usually sits on my end bedpost.) and an increasing amount of bowls and glasses.

If you want something present, I will tell you what is on all my shelves. A large number of books (I won't bore you with a list.) My Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy DVD set, a rather nice wooden box containing my pipe, my kukri, my weights and three empty glass bottles, which I will soon use to rack off some homemade cider. Yum.

Edit: The wooden box just has my pipe in it, everything else is just on the shelves.