Your DOOMSDAY WEAPON

[zombiejoe]

Let's say you are a evil scientist who is EVIL. You build a DOOMSDAY WEAPON to take over the world. You show the world your DOOMSDAY WEAPON and the people cower in fear. What would this DOOMSDAY WEAPON be?

My DOOMSDAY WEAPON would be a normal potato that shoots out poison spuds all over the world, that would shoot out more spuds, and more spuds, until cities are covered in POTATOES!
[img/]http://www.fussyfoodie.co.uk/foodie/wp-content/uploads/potatoe.jpg[/img]

Either that or...
A GIANT VUVUZELA
[img/]http://fitinfotech.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/vuvuzela21.jpg[/img]
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
For the rest of your life.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

My DOOMSDAY WEAPON is me!
For I am THE machine!

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

Some kind of huge black hole gun that would create an infinitely big vortex destroying everything in existence.

I'd disguise it as a beer hat and fill it with coke as being evil and dastardly is thirsty work.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

My doomsday weapon would be simple... I would create an uber vaccine to some major disease.. And once its been distributed world wide, it would go bad killing everyone who had ever taken it...

 

[Bobular]

As I once said years ago:

"What we need is a toothbrush that can also be used... as a weapon... of MASS destruction"

Became a running joke that is still used today amongst my family and friends

 

[zombiejoe]

My doomsday weapon would be simple... I would create an uber vaccine to some major disease.. And once its been distributed world wide, it would go bad killing everyone who had ever taken it...

Good idea, but I can make it better
"My DOOMSDAY WEAPON would be simple... I would create an uber vaccine to some major disease...And once it has been distributed world wide, it would go bad killing everyone who had ever taken it..."
See, I only made DOOMSDAY WEAPON CAPITALIZED and it became awesome
LOL

 

[RagnorakTres]

Music is my weapon of choice. Always and forever. I'd buy the biggest stack of amps I could and blast Gamma Ray and Blind Guardian as loud as I could. IF MY MUSIC'S TOO LOUD, YOU'RE TOO OLD!!!!!

\m/

EDIT: Don't forget Europe and Turisas and Alestorm and...

[sub]Welcome to the Internet, where the men are men, the women are men and the children are FBI agents. --Unattributed[/sub]

 

[Radeonx]

I don't need weapons.
As I am the greatest person in the history of existence, I can persuade every person in the world to kill themselves with my suave word usage.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

A machine that causes all water (with the execption of our body water) on Earth to raise to the sky and form a bubble around the planet above the atmosphere.
"That dosnt sound too bad? In fact that sounds cool!"

Spoiler: well... Guess again

- No way of taking the water from the sky back down to the people.
- It can nolonger rain and the sun will be blocked so crops will die.
- Trees will also die, no more oxygen.
So. If you arnt killed by thirst, lack of oxygen will kill you

/Evil

 

[Kollega]

My DOOMSDAY WEAPON OF DOOM would be a guitar-shaped orbital battle station designed to blow up planets with a seismic resonance beam.

Or a Lombax cloning program.

Or, you know, whatever.

 

[Rarhnor]

It would be an AOE sonic enhancer. Everyone who'd speak in the designated area of effect, would talk at 1000x the volume. The sound would be so loud that it would make others' heads explode (or at least make 'em bleed from their ears).

 

[JJMUG]

A giant Vuvuzela BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

 

[JacobyPAX]

A gargantuan mosquito cannon that could darken the skies of cities with sheer numbers of mosquitoes.

 

[zombiejoe]

A giant Vuvuzela BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

TOGETHER, WITH ARE VUVUZELAS, WE SHALL START A BAND AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

 

[liamwazhere]

Chicken Zombies

 

[fogmike]

Hmm.....EASY. Ryno V. With infinite ammo. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND.

(Only cos Kollega beat me to using Lombaxes themselves....)

 

[Halcyon_Nights]

A giant ray/chicken gun.
Northern hemisphere gets hit with a swarm of crazy giant chickens.
Southern hemisphere gets hit with a giant ray.

Or a Vuvuzela Chicken band.
Whatever works.

 

[Silent observer]

Simple
A piece of paper with 'divide by zero' written on it

 

[VincentX3]

A machine that causes all water (with the execption of our body water) on Earth to raise to the sky and form a bubble around the planet above the atmosphere.
"That dosnt sound too bad? In fact that sounds cool!"

Spoiler: well... Guess again

- No way of taking the water from the sky back down to the people.
- It can nolonger rain and the sun will be blocked so crops will die.
- Trees will also die, no more oxygen.
So. If you arnt killed by thirst, lack of oxygen will kill you

/Evil

But....
Wouldn't that kill you too?... ¬¬?

 

[InvisibleMilk]

My DOOMSDAY WEAPON is Nickelback's entire discography.