Your epitaph (message on gravestone)

[Damo193523]

I Told You I Was Sick

 

[Archemetis]

"Dr. Pepper, this is the worst that could happen."

"Dead but only to those who gave a damn."

"Finally free from the Matrix, suckers!"

"Died doing what he loved, burying himself."

 

[Mask of 1000 Faces]

"Bring me back AFTER the stupid is fixed.

...And bring a good sammatch."

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Don't listen to the man in the trench coat! There is no free money in his van!

 

[hotacidbath]

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt

Where am I? Why am I wearing these nice clothes? Why are there so many worms here?

 

[Tentunf]

He was a simple man, who died of complications.

It's warmer down here.

Exhibit A

Life sucks. Death Blows.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

KTHXBY

TTYL

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Matthew Scott

"Your God Is His Lunchmeat."

 

[LegsyWegsy]

"Turns out the cake WAS a lie"

or just for the luls

"Tunnel Snakes Rule"

 

[Social Pariah]

Either...

"He died doing what he loved, falling from a great height on fire and screaming."

or...

"He went with the flow of life, a pity about the water fall."

 

[Noseman26]

"Wish you were here"

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Daniel, you owe my brother six dollars, pay up."

 

[OmegaGamer]

Yes I'm looking at you now get off my head

 

[rebus_forever]

here lies rebus_forever no stranger to fail

 

[Chezzz]

Now we shall see if there's cake

 

[Avatar Roku]

 

[Squid1361]

"Don't you DARE teabag me!"

^__^ my thoughts exactly

"brb"

"well, that was fun"

 

[Son of Makuta]

Since I saw that Respawning In 9 picture I've always wanted "Press fire to respawn". Or possibly a TTG reference:
"I never was that good at rolling armour saves."
"When target living model is destroyed, remove it from play."

Internet-related suggestions:
"I hate lag."
"z0mg h4x!!1!"
"...lol."
"soz g2g kthxbai"

Or how about:
"Come to the Dead Side. We have cookies."
"I am your father."
"No stakes allowed."
"Note to self: Cliff near house higher than it looks."

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

"Braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiinn"

1989 - ????

 

[Arkhangelsk]

"See you in hell, bastards"