Your favorite expletive.

[linwolf]

Dammit

 

[GeneralGrant]

I try and stick to damn or hell while at work. Anywhere else, you get whatever I feel like saying.

 

[Insanum]

Bollocks.

Or

Bastard. (the way i say it is "bahhstard", as in the same as "mahster")

 

[Beartrucci]

Probably fuck. And it's many variants.

 

[Robespierre]

Bollocks once again.

 

[LordSphinx]

"Saint Sacrement d'osti de Calis" is one of my stronger one, when I'm really pissed or irritated. It doesn't make much sense even once translated. Quebec has some pride in its swearing practices, and you'd be surprised of how much theory there is behind it. For the curious folks, I suggest to visit Wikipedia on the matter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_French_profanity

 

[War Monkey782]

Shitnickels. I don't know where I came up with that

 

[The Undoer]

FOR YOUNGER READERS I ADVISE NOT READING THIS:

I barely use it as I feel it is incredibly rude and insulting: Fucking Cum Dumpster, claiming someone is an empty shallow whore with no purpose than to be a container of other peoples bodily fluids. Other than that I try to be orrigional, but bollocks or bleedin' hell is a good one of mine.

 

[Freshman]

Holy tits. Way better than holy shit or holy crap, and slightly less likely to offend somebody. Actually gets a laugh sometimes

 

[jesse.]

Fukn init!

 

[strogi]

Fucking hell is my most often said swear or if in polite company "go walt sing matilda" to telling people to piss off.

 

[smithy1234]

I say "Fuckin' hell!!!" if I'm really mad or frustrated and I say "Jesus FUCKING Christ!!!" if I'm really surprised or frightened.

 

[Wadders]

Cuntlips. I dont use it often, I like to save it for when things really go down the shitter

 

[Blood Masque]

Fuck is definitely my favorite. It goes well with everything. **** and holy shitstickers have a special place in my heart as well.

 

[WhamBamSam]

I'm not sure which is most frequent, so I'll just have to list some that see somewhat frequent usage. I don't actually swear that much, but I'd say that I curse for several different reasons, and perhaps that's the cause for the large variety on the list.

Fuck
Shit
Shite (Sometimes pronounced "Shy" as I'm a bit lazy about pronouncing my t's with my Midwest accent. Though it may also be that I've had cause to curse my shyness now and then I'm sure many Escapists can relate.)
Son of a ***** (Sometimes contracted to "Son of a...")
Dammit (Sometimes "God dammit" or "God fucking dammit")
Christ (Occasionally "Bleeding, bloody Christ")

 

[Dwarfman]

Being an Australian colourful language such as 'bloody', 'bugger', 'mongrel' and the like more adverbs to us more so than expletives.

Some expressions I am deeply fond of are 'Fuck Knuckle', 'Fucktuptitude' (A word I invented pertaining to just how screwed up something or ones efforts may have been) and 'Cuntfucker' (Although never around ladies I don't work with)

Other expressive phrases I enjoy are ' A glass 'n' a half f full cream dairy fuck up!' and "'Full name' you rotten stinking mongrel child" (As used lovingly by my Mother when I was in trouble)

 

[Bealzibob]

HAIRY BALLS OF THE GODS!

thats one i wish i could use moar often but only cause it's a reference from awesome, but a mix of ****,fuck, shit and Sonova ***** usually works.

I don't usually get that offensive when using profanity creatively, moar disgusting.

 

[Pandairon]

Fuck is a well placed expletive. It's all purpose.

 

[aruseusx]

Fuck is a well placed expletive. It's all purpose.

Aren't they all.

OT - ************. Because it is fucking your mother.