Your favorite gaming quote(s)?

[War Penguin]

Anything HK 47 says. Specifically...

 

[SovietSecrets]

Anything from American Mcgee's Alice. I loved every bit of dialogue between Alice and the Cheshire Cat.

 

[Armanox15]

"Go to hell and tell the devil - I AM COMING FOR HIM NEXT!"
Demoman(team fortress 2 character) domination line.

 

[MortalForNow]

Any use of "Would you kindly..." in Bioshock does the job. It seems so meaningless until you reach that single cutscene that explains it. It's still my personal favorite today.

 

[Twilight_guy]

For anyone who has played Psychonauts:
"Is this the part where you give me a lecture about responsibility and controlling my powers?"
"No, here is your merit badge. Let us never speak of this again"

 

[dark-amon]

I have many favourites.
To qoute one I choose This quote from FF7:Crisis Core: "Even if the morrow is barren of promises. Nothing shall forestall my return.
To become the dew that quenches the land. to spare the sands, the seas, the skies.
I offer thee this silent sacrifice."
I also really like revelation 21:6 from Fallout 3, but it's already been mentioned so It's not necesary to quote it again.

 

[Adzma]

"Your ass is grass, and I'm the weedwacker!"

Duke Nukem is just tops.

 

[Pokeylope]

For anyone who has played Psychonauts:
"Is this the part where you give me a lecture about responsibility and controlling my powers?"
"No, here is your merit badge. Let us never speak of this again"

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.
It's fortified with what the world wants. What the world deserves.

 

[Editos]

Wrex in ME, I forget who he was talking to:

'Just because I like you doesn't mean I wont kill you'

 

[ffs-dontcare]

Oh heck, how could I forget?

Anything Duke Nukem has said in Duke Nukem 3D. Ever.

 

[sephiroth1991]

I currently liked the remarks Drake says on the train in Uncharted 2 like "Can't! You asswholes see the Helicopter!"

But i still think the lines in Resident Evil are funny

 

[Steampunk Viking]

Mass Effect 2
Kal'Reegar - "I'm not going to die of an infection on the battlefield, that's just insulting!"

Jacob - "Saving the Citadel is like wetting yourself in black pants. It's a warm feeling but nobody notices."

Garrus - "Of course you could have done this mission without me. Not as stylishly of course, but still..."

Garrus - "How do I look?"
Shepard - "Hell Garrus, you always looked ugly."
Garrus - "Well I was always getting the girls. I suppose it's your turn to get some action."

Baldur's Gate
Minsc - "When the going gets tough, someone hold my rodent."

Dragon's Age
Shale - "Let's go squish something. That's a girly thing to do!"

Shale - "Did I kill him? I hope I did. I hope the last command he gave was 'Golem, stop crushing me'."

 

[Ninjamedic]

Cookie for this easy one: "I have THIS!"

 

[Slavik_91]

"I live for Kane, I die for Kane. The difference is trivial" - Anton Slavik

"Who controls the past, commands the future. Who commands the future. conquers the past" - Kane

And from Borderlands

- And the brave vault hunters defeat the evil Doctor....

- Is this even true?

- Yes of course!.....probably most of it....you're adopted >.>

 

[Kramcake2516]

The Joker: [Over P.A System, about Batman] Remember guys, he may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot.

Lol joker classic gold

 

[outcast_within]

Withes don't need prayers dot dot dot

 

[Quotemaster]

We are the most powerful military force in the history of man. Every fight is our fight, because what happens over here matters over there. We don't get to sit one out. Learning to use the tools of modern warfare is the difference between the prospering of your people, and utter destruction. We can't give you freedom. But we can give you the know-how to acquire it. And that, my friends, is worth more than a whole army base of steel. Sure it matters who's got the biggest stick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's swinging it. This is a time for heroes. A time for legends. History is written by the victors. Let's get to work."

-General Shepard - Modern Warfare 2


"The role of the weak is to serve the will of the strong... I'm glad you understand that."

- Canderous Ordo - Knights of the Old Republic


"I'll take the stupid one who decided to threaten us rather than attacking when he had a chance."

-Bao Dur - Knights of the Old Republic II

 

[thepopeofatheism]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of gum."

-Duke Nukem

"Can't talk now. Currently tracking outbreak of scale-itch. Sexually transmitted disease known only to varren. ...Implications unpleasant."

-Mordin Solus

 

[Artina89]

"I am the milkman, my milk is delicious" - Psychonauts.

"Give us the Godhand!"
"The only thing i'm giving out is ass whuppings" - Godhand