Your favorite gaming quote(s)?

[baratona]

Anything Navi said in Ocarina of Time, so "LISTEN" and "LOOK"

 

[Trifixion]

"Severin, I have bowel in my hair!" - Rayne, BloodRayne 2

"You know what they say: 'To save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.'" - Bernard, Day Of The Tentacle

"Who was that? Wait, don't tell me, evil wizard. They all sound like Richard III on crack to me." - April Ryan, The Longest Journey

"Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the Magic Girdle o' Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?" - Elderly Hive Dweller, Planescape: Torment

"STOP POKING ME!" - Orc Peon, Warcraft II

"Weapon statistics hanging in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Endless repetition of the act of shooting, time slowing down to show off my moves. The paranoid feel of someone controlling my every step. I was in a computer game." - Max Payne, Max Payne

"That night...I was trying to make you a great warrior!"
"You succeeded." *splortch* - No citation needed.

Also, anything that Minsc says. The man (and hamster) is comedy gold.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

now you see me, and now you're dead!
eat shit and die!
i'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!
there are two ways this can end, and in both, you die!

~ Duke Nukem FTW ~

 

[odBilal]

I currently liked the remarks Drake says on the train in Uncharted 2 like "Can't! You asswholes see the Helicopter!"

But i still think the lines in Resident Evil are funny

Jill Sandwich FTW

 

[UAProxy]

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."

"..."

"That was a joke."

"... Right."

 

[BuckBuckton]

"That's a strange looking child. Oh, it's a dog!" - Citizen in Fable 2

"Joker, what a fool he was, I had to spend all day computing Pi because he plugged in the overlord" - Joker in Mass Effect 2.

 

[AvsJoe]

"You couldn't take an anthill without suffering casualties!"

- Front Mission 4

 

[driveBYargument]

"Oh! I'm having a wardrobe malfunction! *boing* ooo... There's me hammer."
-World of Warcraft, Dwarf /silly

"What's that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea! *maniacal laughter*"
-Heavy TF2

 

[tgcPheonix]

Any and EVERY cut scene from Conkers Bad Fur Day (N64).

but mostly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVi6jMs8vVo

"If you gave this game to say 20 intelligent people what would it do, I mean lets face it what would it do."

or Portal: "Are you still there?", " I don't blame you"

 

[sean.A7x]

Everything Andrew Ryan says in Bioshock

 

[wax88]

"history is written by the victor-histrory is full of liars...."
capt price

or

"cash for spent fuel rods? sounds like one hell of a recipe for disaster"

 

[Twilight_guy]

For anyone who has played Psychonauts:
"Is this the part where you give me a lecture about responsibility and controlling my powers?"
"No, here is your merit badge. Let us never speak of this again"

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.
It's fortified with what the world wants. What the world deserves.

What is the purpose of the goggles?
Why did you hit that little girl?
What were you doing in that house?
Who is the milkman?

 

[Cosmic Naginata]

Garrus - "We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told!"

Edit: Morpheus from Deus Ex

"God was a dream of good government."

"You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands."

 

[GoWithDAFro]

TWEWY: No need to worry Sir. The proof is in the pudding. The pudding. . . of their doom.

And as long as I'm on that game, it must be said: So Zetta Slow!

 

[Loxes]

Well, someone already mentioned Minsc, but still

EVIL, MEET MY SWORD! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!!!

 

[Alarien]

"Vae Victus" - Kain

"Alas, poor Nupraptor, I knew him well... well... not really." - Kain

"Call your dogs, they can feed on your corpses!" - Vorador

"This is all Joker's fault, what a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord!" - Joker

"I enjoy the site of humans on their knees... That was a joke." - EDI

Anything said by GLADoS in Portal.

 

[Ekonk]

"War, war never changes.."

Fallout series THATS a classic

But according to Snake, "War has changed..."

EDIT: Also, "I AM SHODAN". The way she says it alone gives me the creeps.

"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

 

[reg42]

I dont know whether I was right or wrong,(sigh)I guess i'll never know,but I made it,and I guess i should be thankful for that.-stalker shadow of chernobyl

I am Alpha and Omega,the beginning and the end.I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the waters of life freely.-revelation 21:6-fallout 3

Well the second one is actually from the bible, but whatevs.

Sten: Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie!
That's such an awesome easter egg