Your favorite gaming quote(s)?

[Alarien]

Prior to Fallout 3, the Alpha/Omega bible quote was previously used, and to better extent, in Xenogears.

For the 5 of us left who played that game.

 

[themightybob]

Everything Andrew Ryan says in Bioshock

this x1000000

best videogame dialougue ever. maybe even just best dialougue ever. first time i heard his "I am Andrew Ryan. And I'm here to ask you a question" speech, i think i came

also, most things in valve games. especially TF2 and Portal.

and, hello? LIBERTY PRIME! - frickin' quote machine!

DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.
COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFENITION OF FAILURE!

 

[Monshroud]

From Portal: Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!

There are others, but this was the first one I thought of today.

 

[derintrel]

Do a barrel roll!

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA! - Cid.

 

[HTID Raver]

When setting fire to a BLOODY SPLOICER in Bioshock 2 while with a little sister. "Ooh, marshmallows"

when i heard that my face whuz like o_o

 

[Baby Eater]

"War....has changed" *Cue awesomly sad guitar*

"I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.It is high in what the world needs."

 

[Burningsok]

War, war never changes - Fallout 3... voiced by Ron perlman.

<===== How about a line or two from this guy!!!!

GET OVER HERE!!

 

[CalabusDabus]

"We are the most powerful military force in the history of man. Every fight is our fight, because what happens over here matters over there. We don't get to sit one out. Learning to use the tools of modern warfare is the difference between the prospering of your people, and utter destruction. We can't give you freedom. But we can give you the know-how to acquire it. And that, my friends, is worth more than a whole army base of steel. Sure it matters who's got the biggest stick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's swinging it. This is a time for heroes. A time for legends. History is written by the victors. Let's get to work."

- General Shepard, Modern Warfare 2

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Resident Evil 4 any conversation between Leon and Salazaar

Salazaar: I've sent my right hand to dispose of you
Leon: Your right hand comes off?


another example..


Salazaar: *holding earpiece close to him* Hmm...Where's the sweet sound of someone's impalement?

 

[WoUlD_yOu_KiNdLy]

let me think "would ya kindly"?
=]

 

[zeplon]

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
NOT ENOUGH ENERGY
ADDITIONAL SUPPLY DEPOTS REQUIRED
SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS

I think you get the picture

 

[The Undoer]

The would you kindly speech from Ryan is nice in BioShock. And my next few contain spoilers so this isn't just to help your internet, there are spoilers from: Half Life 2, Dragon Age Origins, Modern Warfare 2,

Spoiler

First up: Alistairs Speech in Dragon Age when you are about to take back Denerim if you made him the king.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyMiSsSfVo4

And also, Prices monologues in Modern Warfare 2, I'm no fan of MW2 but I adore Price's monologues. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La27H6C7qzU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQGYe2sHSSg&feature=related

The end of Half Life 2 "Time dr freeman?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14cgH6MiYf8

If someone can tell me how to stick them in the page, they get a cookie.

 

[Regiment]

Metal Gear Solid 2- "Change sides? I don't remember saying I was on yours."
MGS4- "It's all so FUCKING hilarious!" (This one's mostly context- it's incredibly creepy, since it's being said by a chronically laughing sociopathic woman in a mechanical octopus hat)
Bioshock- "Atlas, Ryan... Atlas, Ryan... Let them have their squabble. The artist, yes, the artist knows there is richer earth to till. When I am dust, this is what they'll point to: My masterpiece! Go ahead... Don't be afraid. Touch it. What's that look? You don't like it, do you? Well, I don't need to be judged by you- by anyone! Screw you! Screw all you fucking doubters! I'm Sander Fucking Cohen!"
Pokemon Ruby/ Sapphire: "All dreams are but another reality. Never forget..."
Portal- "All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence." (See also: everything else GlaDOS says)

 

[laststandman]

"WE HAVE TO PUSH THE BUTTONS AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!"-Marcus in GoW2

 

[Lionsfan]

Definitely from Bioshock, "A man chooses, a slave obeys!"

 

[scorch 13]

I dont know whether I was right or wrong,(sigh)I guess i'll never know,but I made it,and I guess i should be thankful for that.-stalker shadow of chernobyl

I am Alpha and Omega,the beginning and the end.I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the waters of life freely.-revelation 21:6-fallout 3

Well the second one is actually from the bible, but whatevs.

Sten: Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie!
That's such an awesome easter egg

It is from the bible but its in fallout so its technically a gaming quote.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

"Take a good, long look at me. Do I look like a looter to you?"

"Uh...... No?"

"Exactly. Now, I'm going in there. If I find any looters, I'll kill them. If anyone else gets in my way, I'll kill them too."

God I love ME2.

 

[GameOverGoblin]

IN A.D. 2101, WAR WAS BEGINNING.
CAPTAIN: WHAT HAPPEN?
MECHANIC: SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB.
OPERATOR: WE GET SIGNAL!
CAPTAIN: WHAT!
OPERATOR: MAIN SCREEN TURN ON!
CAPTAIN: IT'S YOU!!
CATS: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
CAPTAIN: WHAT YOU SAY!!
CATS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. HA HA HA HA....
OPERATOR: CAPTAIN!!
CAPTAIN: TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG'!! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING. MOVE 'ZIG." FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

I LOL'ed so hard the first time I played Zero Wing.

 

[Anticitizen_Two]

SPOONY BARD!

Edit: and FOR GREAT JUSTICE like the post above me. I use that one in everyday life.