Your Favorite Line In A Movie

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Lukeymundo

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"You don't know what its like, I'm the one out there everyday putting his
ass on the line, and I'm not out of order! You're
out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order! You want the
Truth? You want the TRUTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Because when you
reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo, that was your best
friend's face, you don't know what to do! FORGET IT MARGE! ITS CHINATOWN!"

Has to be my favorite homer simpson line!
 

Sevre

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Probably something from Pulp Fiction,that movie has a lot of good lines.
 

slarlath

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"Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Now go away or i shall have to taunt you a second time."
All said in french accent.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
 

THEMANWHOIS

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Bulletinmybrain said:
Apathetic Flamingo said:
"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A *****?" - Pulp Fiction
"No?"

"Then why did you try and fuck him like a *****?!!?"
"English ************, do you speak it?"

and...

"Now you will receive us...!
We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your Corrupt we claim...!

It is your evil that will be saught by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies...!

Do not Kill...
Do not Rape...
Do not Steal...

These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost...!

There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain...!

But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever God you wish...!

'...and shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forthfrom thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be...'

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti..."

Boondock Saints courtroom speech FTW.
 

ix_tab

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Samuel Stote: "What's a misanthrope, Arthur?"

Two Bob: "Some bugger who fucking hates every other bugger."

I love love love the Proposition. Rip my heart out some more Nick Cave, why don't you!
 

Voodoo Child

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The Missing Link: [about Susan] She's speechless!
B.O.B.: She?
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Yes. We are in the prescence of the rare female monster.
B.O.B.: No way! It's a boy; look at his boobies!
 

cuddly_tomato

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This line [http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=w1XOfHax6Q8].

Watch it. It is only on for 30 seconds but it is well worth it.
 

Eatbrainz

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my faves are:
"we are the knights who saaayyy...NI!!"
"we want...A SHRUBBERY!"
"THEN you will cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiith A HERRING!!!"
"by what name are you known?" "There are some who call me....TIM..."
"LOOK!" "where is it?" "THERE..." "what, behind the rabbit?" "it IS the rabbit.." "YOU SILLY SOD!" "what?" "YOU GOT US ALL WORKED UP!" "THATS NO ORDINARY RABBIT! THATS THE MOST FOUL,CRUEL,BAD-TEMPERED RODENT YOU EVER SET EYES ON!"
 

the_hessian

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hippykiller said:
For me it was "Is That You John Wayne?" from the beginning of boot camp in Full Metal Jacket.
"Is it me?"


micht einer favourite flim quote must be this:

"I've seen things you wouldn't believe, hmph. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like... tears, in rain... time... to die..." -Replicant Roy's death soliloquy, Rutger Hauer, Bladerunner...
Best death ever! Best speech ever! And it was all made up on the spot!
 

hippykiller

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Ibanez887 said:
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
Fight Club
Hey first rule of fight club is to NEVER TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!

Edd Norton is a fucking movie god.
 

messy

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Shadowlolz said:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Damn beat me to it, good ol' Ezekiel 25:17.
"You know what they call a cheese burger in france?"
 

vxicepickxv

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You are not a unique and individual snowflake. You are part of the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

-Fight Club
 

IrrelevantTangent

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There's plenty of Matrix quotes to go around, courtesy of Wikiquote-



The Oracle: You are a bastard.
Agent Smith: You would know, Mom.


Agent Smith: The great and powerful Oracle. We meet at last. I suppose you've been expecting me, right? The all-knowing Oracle is never surprised. How can she be, she knows everything. But if that's true, then why is she here? If she knew I was coming, why didn't she leave? *Smashes a plate of cookies on the table against the wall* Maybe you knew I was going to do that, maybe you didn't. If you did, that means you baked those cookies and set that plate right here deliberately, purposefully. Which means you are sitting there also deliberately, purposefully.

Agent Smith: Never send a human to do a machine's job.

The Architect: Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness.
 

TheRightToArmBears

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"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question. "Do I feel lucky?" "Well, do ya, punk?"


That's probably the longest thing I've ever memorized.