Your Favorite Line In A Movie

[cannot_aim]

"What do you need?"
"Guns, lots of guns."
-matrix

"Gravity thou art a heartless *****"
-big bang theory (not a movie but still great)

"Yippie ki yay ************"
-you know what its from

"Punch that shit"
-Hot Fuzz

 

[dreadedcandiru99]

"...you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OiD6IlBmtk

Oh, and the runner-up: "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4&feature=related

 

[kavinsky]

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane:
So many assholes, So few bullets!

or alot of these
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6MVKnU-UJA

 

[zoozilla]

"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass....and I'm all out of bubblegum." - They Live!

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" - Dr. Strangelove

"Mein fuhrer! I can walk!" - Dr. Strangelove

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

"I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!" - Samuel L. Jackson Snakes on a Plane.

He really hates them Plane-snakes.

 

[Buffoon]

"I've seen things you wouldn't believe, hmph. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like... tears, in rain... time... to die..."

Yeah, this gets my vote too.

 

[Roundhousekickintheface]

What does Marcelleus Wallace look like
I dont know
Does he look like a *****?
Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction

 

[Roundhousekickintheface]

Does he look like a bee yatch?
Samuel L Jackson- Pulp Fiction

 

[MRMIdAS2k]

CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEMIR: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEMIR: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't... no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEMIR: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEMIR: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEMIR: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEMIR: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch!

 

[Roundhousekickintheface]

Does he look like a *****?
Samuel L Jackson- Pulp Fiction

 

[Roundhousekickintheface]

meh

 

[Rhayn]

Spaceballs had a bunch of unforgettable lines, most of which have already been posted.

So instead, I will do one from Life of Brian;

"What do you want us to do master?"
"I just want you to FUCK OFF!"
"*confused* Master, how do you want us to fuck off?"

 

[teh_gunslinger]

You are not a unique and individual snowflake. You are part of the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

-Fight Club

"His name was Eric Paulson..."

I think he was called Robert.

 

[Shapsters]

There are too many to name, but I am watching the Jerk right now so...

"Wow!! This guy really hates cans!"

 

[dukethepcdr]

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

What a gem of a truism. Think of how much better peoples' lives would be if they stopped being afraid and had the courage to do what they really know is right and to follow what their true calling is.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

"What's wrong with it ?"
*Pulls door off caravan*
"Nothing Tommy. It's tip top. Just not sure about the colour."
Tommy And Turkish from Snatch

 

[konkwastaken]

"Elements of the past and future, Combining to make something not quite as good as either"

The Eel Man!! Wheres my cookie!?