"But I have asthma!."Oh,I'll give you asthma!"
I can't believe Caddyshack hasn't been quoted yet!
I can't believe Caddyshack hasn't been quoted yet!
Your Favorite Line In A Movie
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"Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do..."/"I'm half crazy over my love for you..."
-2001: A Space Odyssey
-2001: A Space Odyssey
This one's from the film Dead Poets Society: "I was not always the inetelectual powerhouse you see before you. Once, I was the acedemic equivelent of a 90-pound weakling. when I would go the beach, people would kick copies of Byron in my face.
That's not quite it word-for-word, but it still a good one.
That's not quite it word-for-word, but it still a good one.
I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure. - Agent Smith (the matrix)
Anybody do "Madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!" yet? lol
On a more serious note, I'd have to go with "Oh that's fucking hot!" from House Bunny when she stands over the steaming manhole cover and attempts to do a Marilyn Monroe pose...
On a more serious note, I'd have to go with "Oh that's fucking hot!" from House Bunny when she stands over the steaming manhole cover and attempts to do a Marilyn Monroe pose...
David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
Very fucking long quote, but when John Doe said this a huge shiver went up my spine. From the movie Se7en
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
Very fucking long quote, but when John Doe said this a huge shiver went up my spine. From the movie Se7en