Your Favorite Monty Python Quote?
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I do believe this is the angriest first post I've ever gotten on one of my threads. Good job sir!Hobo Joe said:
I didn't want to be a barber anyway.
I wanted to be a lumberjack. Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia . . .
The giant redwood, the larch, the fir, the mighty scots pine. (
The smell of fresh-cut timber! The crash of mighty trees!
With my best girlie by my side ...
We'd sing ... sing ... sing.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day
I wanted to be a lumberjack. Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia . . .
The giant redwood, the larch, the fir, the mighty scots pine. (
The smell of fresh-cut timber! The crash of mighty trees!
With my best girlie by my side ...
We'd sing ... sing ... sing.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day
"How do you know so much about swallows? Well, as a king you need to know these things."
Love the entire scene at the bridge
Love the entire scene at the bridge
This is cruel! One Quote only... gah
Since I've just seen it I'll go for the peasant-scene from the Holy Grail
Link [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o76WQzVJ434]
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Since I've just seen it I'll go for the peasant-scene from the Holy Grail
Link [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o76WQzVJ434]
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
"Women, children, red Indians, space men and kind of idealized versions of the complete Renaissance man first."
"Good evening and welcome to The Money Program. Today on The Money Program we're going to talk about money, lots of it. On film and in the studio."
"Good evening and welcome to The Money Program. Today on The Money Program we're going to talk about money, lots of it. On film and in the studio."
"'E's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now piss off!"
The Lumberjack song, Defense against fresh fruit...
I honestly can't choose. Too much brilliance. God, it hurts my head.
The Lumberjack song, Defense against fresh fruit...
I honestly can't choose. Too much brilliance. God, it hurts my head.
wow, only one mention to life of brian? that movie had so many good ones, and so much better that the ones in holy grail.
the jehovah scene for one. then bigus dickus, the graffiti scene, the gourd and the shoe, when the two fronts meet while trying to steal the dudes wife, god so many.
but for best quote id have to say in the scone when brian is addressing his followers in the street and his mother comes to the window and says
"hes not the messiah, hes a very naughty boy."
the jehovah scene for one. then bigus dickus, the graffiti scene, the gourd and the shoe, when the two fronts meet while trying to steal the dudes wife, god so many.
but for best quote id have to say in the scone when brian is addressing his followers in the street and his mother comes to the window and says
"hes not the messiah, hes a very naughty boy."
Well, if I HAD to choose one quote:
Waitress: You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam!
Pepperpot: WHY NOT?
Waitress: Well, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, spam and sausage, would it?
Pepperpot: I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!
RIP Graham Chapman, my favorite Python guy.
Waitress: You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam!
Pepperpot: WHY NOT?
Waitress: Well, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, spam and sausage, would it?
Pepperpot: I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!
RIP Graham Chapman, my favorite Python guy.
