Your Favorite Monty Python Quote?

[dfcrackhead]

I've been watching a bit of Monty Python and I still have to say, my favorite quote from it is "Wink wink nudge nudge say no more". What about you? whats your favorite Monty Python quote?

 

[Hobo Joe]

I hate you. I hate everything you stand for. As a massive Python fanboy picking this is absolutely impossible. As a random quote I love the 'Johann Gambolputty...' sketch.

 

[JRCB]

"NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!"

God I love that episode.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

"My hovercraft is full of eels"

Duh.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"There is nothing more dangerous than a wounded Mosquito"
That and
"And now for something completely different"

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

*awkward pause* "so, uh... wanna go back to my place?" *beat* "Yeah, alright"

 

[Daystar Clarion]

And now for something completely different...

 

[DragonChi]

the whole conversation at the beginning of Holy Grail about the swallows...priceless.

but ultimately, I consider everything those guys do to be gold.

 

[Chrmike]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

 

[Javelk]

"The eccentric preforms"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

"Number 1: The Larch."

Also, the entire "How Not To Be Seen" sketch was absolute brilliance.

 

[Sun Flash]

"I fart in your general direction, English pig-dog! Your muzzer was a hamster and your fazzer smelt of elderberries!!"

something like that. Or the whole Spam bit. I love me some Spam.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries"
The whole french taunting scene is awesome

Edit:damn you flash you sneaky ninja

 

[Insanum]

"WITH A MELON?!?"

Epic Lols.

Its only a matter of time before someone mentions that Goddam Parrot Sketch. It wasnt even that funny.

 

[Nicolai]

Oh, god yes, The Larch, I tormented my girlfriend with that for weeks. My personal favourite is Bicycle Repair Man.

 

[rdaleric]

Jehovah!! Jehovah!! lol so funny

 

[Xskills]

"WITH A MELON?!?"

Epic Lols.

Its only a matter of time before someone mentions that Goddam Parrot Sketch. It wasnt even that funny.

"It is no more. It has ceased to be..."
but I also love "And now for something completely different" and "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

 

[Outright Villainy]

"Then you eat the banana, thus disarming him."

 

[HT_Black]

Let's count...

"My nipples explooode with light!"--Mistransalation sketch

"He used to ram things up their--eek!"-- Military hearing sketch

"Do you have any cheese at all?"
"No."
BANG!--Cheese shop sketch

"That's not a rat! It's a sheep, and it's got a gun!"--Exterminator sketch (you remember, with the wainscotting)

"If I like, I can nip down to the corner and get a french tickler for my John thomas..."etc.--The meaning of life, protestant family scene

"You shot him!"
"No I didn't, now get over here."
"But you'll shoot me!"
"No I won't."
"...throw away your gun."
"Which gun?"
"The one you shot him with!"
"...Oh, alright."
*student charges teacher, at which point the teacher cuts a nearby rope and drops an anvil on him*