Your favorite oxymoron?

[Dargoldium]

My favorite was always "military intelligence", what is yours?

 

[cheese_wizington]

Microsoft Works.

 

[Rainbowloid]

Government organization.

 

[Julianking93]

Enjoyable Wii Game

Alabama Institute of Learning

Intelligent Glenn Beck Segment

Honest Mainstream Media

Good Mainstream Band

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Military intelligence.

 

[Harlemura]

Someone said I was the smartest idiot they've ever met.
That's a title I'm almost proud of. Almost.

 

[tomtom94]

There are no oxymorons, there is only doublethink.

Since you ask, intelligent celebrity.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

A smart blonde is a classic one.

 

[Danny Ocean]

I love oxymorons!

Spoiler: Fun Times

Virtual reality

Open secret

Minor miracle

Non-alcoholic wine

Cardinal sin

Extensive briefing

Unbiased opinion

Family vacation

Good job

Almost exactly

Dodge Ram

Postal service

Constant change

Assistant supervisor

Black light

High ground

Half full

Crisis management

Ill health

Nothing much

Partially completed

Federal budget

Authentic replica

Random order

Small fortune

Wedded bliss

Legal brief

Student teacher

Steel wool

Public school education

Accurate horoscope

Real potential

Civil War

Job security

State worker

Half dead

Legally drunk

Exact estimate

Completely unfinished

New tradition

Act naturally

Found missing

Art student

Original copy

Resident alien

Genuine imitation

Airline food

Dry wine

Good grief

Government organization

Uninvited guest

Highly depressed

Final version

Sanitary landfill

Alone together

Small crowd

Live recording

Business ethics

Soft rock

Easy payments

Dry lake

Good beating

Cheerleading scholarship

Rock opera

Educational television

Bittersweet

Farewell reception

Deafening silence

Non-dairy creamer

War games

Death benefits

Clearly confused

Rolling stop

Safety hazard

Clearly misunderstood

Initial results

Friendly argument

Healthy tan

Cold sweat

Committee decision

Holy war

Peace force

Minor disaster

Home office

Extinct life

Armchair athletes

Christian Scientists

Random logic

Plastic glasses

Terribly pleased

Computer security

Political science

Tight slacks

Definite maybe

Pretty ugly

Rap music

Working vacation

Religious tolerance

IBM compatible

Microsoft Works

Athletic scholarship

Congressional ethics

Pretty ugly

Even odds

Great Depression

Terribly nice

Freezer burn

Journalistic integrity

Jumbo shrimp

Monopoly

Political promise

Religious intolerance

Same difference

Second best

Accordion music

Alone together

Dress pants

Work party

Military intelligence

Standard options

Sweet sorrow

Rural Metro (ambulance service)

Now, then

Passive aggression

Free love

 

[A-Heart-Of-Gold]

alone together

 

[Thedayrecker]

French Resistance and Fox News

 

[DSK-]

My dad once answered someone at work who asked him if he was going to be coming by saying "There's a definite possiblity that I will in". It's always stuck in my mind. Can't for the life of me think why.

 

[IcyEvils]

Organised Chaos has to be mine, though I like "Religious Expert".

 

[eggy32]

I'm not sure what my favorite is but Danny Ocean, how is monopoly an oxymoron?

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

'When Hell Freezes Over'.. I always laugh at this, since according to Christian mythology, the bottom layer of Hell is a frozen wasteland since it is far away from the 'Warmth of God'

 

[Code Monkey]

"Buisness Ethics."

"God's Mercy"

 

[IcyEvils]

I'm not sure what my favorite is but Danny Ocean, how is monopoly an oxymoron?

Mono generally means singular- e.g. Monobrow (one eyebrow).
Poly means multiple- e.g. Polymer (repeating structural units).

So it could be seen as one-many, or single-multiple. Oxymoron, see?

 

[Ian Booton]

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