Your favorite villain is now your room mate.

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Ouroboros0977

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Oh god... why do I have to like Adachi from P4 so much? I'm sorry but I would end up leaving as soon as he starts talking about murders...
 

Azure-Supernova

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Fucking yes! I get Big Boss as my room mate? I mean he technically was a villain in Metal Gear right?

He'd be like my adopted father!
 

Marik Bentusi

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I don't know what part of that guy to fear more, the bio-engineering fungus that infects and mind-controls humanoids with spores or the actual result, a highly skilled and intelligent assassin with little to no blind spots for both perception and attack and a long list of factors that make it hard to kill even if you find an opening.
Seriously, the only way to make him worse is to make a powerful demon possess him.

Shiiiiiiiit.

Wait, that fungus could actually be benign for once and bio-engineer my body to the stars.

Yaaaaaaaaay!
 

StrangerQ

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Andrew Ryan.
i think we would have a excelent afternoon with coffee, good whiskey and perhaps a game of chess
 

Leemaster777

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Ouroboros0977 said:
Might want to put that in spoilers, dude. That's a fairly MAJOR one.

Anyways, I get Xigbar as my roomie? Sweet! He's a pretty fun guy. Plus, unless I somehow become a keyblade wielder, I don't think he has any reason to kill me.



Second place is a tie between Andrew Ryan and Sho Minamoto... neither of whom would make very good roomates (Andrew would be making loud objectivist speeches all night, and Sho would never stop throwing fucking math problems at me.)
 

RatRace123

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I suppose as long as I don't talk about Spider-Man, Venom wouldn't want me dead... so long as it's Eddie Brock and not Mac Gargan.
Brock would generally leave me alone, while Gargan might eat my brain, just because.
 

PandaPoster

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Elite Zealot Class:Wort Wort?
Me: Ummmm..... hi i'm your new roommate
Elite Zealot Class:woooooooort?
Me: yeah at my last dorm i was their Chief
Elite Zealot Class: WORT WORT WORT! *pulls out energy is chases me around the room
Me:Oh Shit.....
 

Sehnsucht Engel

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Roberta from black lagoon. She's crazy, hard to kill and does drugs. I don't think she will kill me though, unless I do something to provoke her. Not the best girl to live with.

 

Deviluk

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Hans: "Mr Takagi will not be joining us, for the rest of his life."
Me: "But we were gonna do KZ3 co-op!"
Hans: "What was it you said? 'Yippee-kiyay, mother-fucker."

But he doesn't shoot me he just slinks off to his bedroom and closes the door.
 

Scarim Coral

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Ah crap Destory Man from No More Heroes. It would go like this-

Destory Man "DESTORY BEAM!!!"

Me "Would you keep it down over there!!"

If you wondering why I like that villian is because the fight was cool since I felt I was fighting more of a super villain then an assassin.
 

Mangod

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Thrakkorzog

Long as I pay the rent on time, and stay on my side of the room, we won't have any troubles with each other.
 

Hiname

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Me: "Would you PLEASE wear some clothes around home? Or at least when my friends come over?"
Mir: "Why? You really need to stop makign a fuss over a naked body."
Me: "I sure don't, but they start asking odd qustions about a pale, naked girl living with me."
Mir: "Sucks do be you then, not my problem."

... Well at least I guess she won't cause much trouble as long left alone... Might want to start running when she starts singing though...