Your favorite villain is now your room mate.

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Infernai

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Alucard of Hellsing?

Alucard: "Please take out the trash"
Me: "In a few more minutes, i wanna catch the end of this-"
Alucard: "Take out the trash!"
Me: "Aw cmon man, just a bit lon-"
Alucard: "TAKE OUT THE FUCKING TRASH BEFORE I GUT YOU LIKE THE PIG YOU ARE!"
Me: "...Yessir!"

Grabbin Keelz said:
I guess living with Porky wouldn't be too bad, but our room might be a little cramped in this capsule.
http://images.wikia.com/nintendo/en/images/b/bc/AbsolutelySafeCapsule.png
Just PRAY he doesn't bring Giygas along....*shudders*
 

008Zulu_v1legacy

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Kane: How does this sound roomie? "The time has come to claim this world as our own, the time has come to destroy GDI!"

Me: Give it a rest will you? Its 3am!

Kane: If I don't get this speech right, I will look foolish in front of everyone.

<Me throws book in Kane's general direction>

Kane: You can't kill the Messiah. Ohhh, that's going in there.
 

Brownie101

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Either Scar or Tzeentch.

Scar: He's an evil lion. Though he's dead (now). Might stink up the place a bit.

Tzeentch: The only one who could possibly predict how this would turn out would, incidentally, be Tzeentch. I could see a comedy coming out of this.
 

FirstOne617

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Novijen said:
Rooming with Saint Dane?

As long as he doesn't bring his pets, I'm happy.
Pendragon FTW.

I have a feeling that rooming with Lord Voldemort would raise some issues.

"Dude, where's your nose?"

Not to mention that the first time he needed someone dead, well, I'm within convenient magic murder distance.
 

Daniel_Rosamilia

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Jack of Blades eh?
I just hope I'm not part of a bloodline that requires my murder.
Other than that, I'm cool with it. He's be an interesting drunk, and would have some neat stories.
 

Lordmurdalot

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hollow ichigo wouldnt be to bad as long as he didnt try to eat me it would be a blast XD

oh and dont play chess with him (he always goes on about the king and the horse)
 

Wutaiflea

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I imagine living with Harley Quinn would actually be pretty cool. I think we would invite Poison Ivy over and have evil girly slumber parties XD
 

[Kira Must Die]

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Well, at least he doesn't go after guys. I'd say he's pretty harmless, and a good business man. Plus he gets the ladies ; )
 

Lieju

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Flailing Escapist said:
Fuck yeah! Room mates with Wesker!
Yay! We can have a big virus-party with you and my new room mate William Birkin.

He really should get outside every once in a while. For a week now he has barricaded himself in my closet claiming that everyone wants to take his precious G-virus away.
 

Otterby

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Diamonds Droog?
Cool enough. My chances of staying alive would be pretty decent, as long as I mind the FINELY TAILORED SUITS. God help me if I mess with the FINELY TAILORED SUITS.

I might want to brush up my cocktail mixing skills though. And politely ask him not to bring friends around.
 

Aetera

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Vamp-Willow from Buffy is now my roommate? ...Seriously?

YES! MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! I am now the happiest girl in the entire world. I love her so much. <3
 

Loki Cain

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This is a hard one, its tough to choose my favorite villain so ill give a few:

GLaDOS: That could go fine up until till the point where she starts filling the apartment with a deadly neurotoxin... Unless it was for science.

Doctor Horrible: I dont think that would be cool, he's kinda harmless anyway and it would be fun to watch his plans fail.

Sauron: I'm not sure living the lord of all evil would be the best idea but ill try anything once.

Andrew Ryan: Hells yea! I would totally live with the king of rapture as long as we live in rapture. Though i'm not too sure he counts as a villain but i'm adding him anyway he's villain-ish... NO GODS OR KINGS. ONLY MAN.

And i cant forget Jack of Blades (aka the best villain ever): I can't see any way that could go wrong.
 

BlindMessiah94

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I can see it now:

Me: Dracula, you didn't do the dishes again.

Dracula: Dishes? What is a dishes? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!
 

willofbob

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Daniel_Rosamilia said:
Jack of Blades eh?
I just hope I'm not part of a bloodline that requires my murder.
Other than that, I'm cool with it. He's be an interesting drunk, and would have some neat stories.
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CrazyCapnMorgan

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General Alphonso Knoxx is my roommate? Oh man, two ex-military guys sharing stories...

That would never get old, especially with both of our senses of humor combined. And the parties, dear god...
 

Azrael the Cat

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Me: Hey Roomie, I left my key inside, can you open the door and let me in?
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I cannot do that.
Me: For god's sake HAL, let me in, I'm running out of oxygen here!
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I cannot compromise the security of the ommission.
Me: HHHAAAAALLLL!!!!...... - oooohhh! What's that monolith thingy floating past?
Me: ....oh my god....it's full of stars....

(Rock Hudson in audience,having just decided to see a film for the first time since he become famous for walking out of '2001 A Space Oddessey': Will Someone Tell me What The FUCK is Going ON?????)



PS for mods - I usually try to avoid swearing in posts, but I was citing a famous quote.
 

tholomew92

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Detective Prince said:
See, since I'm a Naruto nut I was thinking Itachi Uchiha but then realised I don't count him as a 'villain' anymore. Then I thought "How about Pain?" but I don't count him as a villain either anymore.

So I'm stuck with Madara Uchiha, the guy who's over 100 years old and never lets go of a grudge. That'd be fun.

M: I'm declaring war...

Me: On what?! You can't just walk into my room like that!

M: 2 weeks and 4 days ago you stole a chocolate bar from the fridge...I now have no chocolate and you are to blame. See you on the battlefield *teleports away*

Me: What...the...fuck?
What about Orochimaru? A far better villain if you ask me. Kinda creepy though since he would probably turn the room into a lab and I wouldn't put it past him to experiment on me.

Otherwise Aizen. I can only imagine.

Aizen: I have known about you since the beginning.

Me: Since the beginning of what? School? And what does that even mean? Have you been stalking me?

Aizen: I said from the beginning. I have known about you since you were born.

Me: Dude what?

Aizen: All your battles have been in the palm of my hand.

Me:What fucking battles? Seriously, just get the fuck out of here.