The Riddler and I would probably get along. I mean, he'd be a clean roommate, and he could help me with Prof. Layton when I needed it...
But I keep imagining THIS scenario:
Me- "What's green and purple and red all over? Your face, if you don't stop TURNING MY ROOM INTO A MAZE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING!"
Joker,may I borrow Harley for a night??Yes,what?Only if I get the riddle right?You cant make riddles!Oh the riddler made it,ok.What is it?2+3??5!!Joker: minus 4! me:1 Joker:Noooo,its A HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!! *kills me*
Meh Joker you get me every time!
Me: Joker, why did you flood the house with laughing gas?
Joker: Aww, cheer-up. No need to be a gloomy Gus all the time.
Me: C'mon, we had a deal when you signed the lease. No poisoning.
Joker: Rules, rules. You're no fun. You should learn to smile more. In fact, you're smiling now.
Me: e-heh ha, huh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Joker: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Holloway: Alex, did you leave your towels in the bathroom again?
Me: Hang on, let me complete this mission...
Holloway: That's it. I'm getting my drill...
Dagoth Ur is my roommate? Oh nice, maybe he can grant me magic powers or something. I shouldn't bring friends from abroad over, however; he tends to be a xenophobe.
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