Your favorite villain is now your room mate.

[Angry Camel]

I would just hope Albert Wesker doesn't get any ideas to experiment on me...

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Um...Vader...I have my boyfriend over, so...could you leave the room? We had a deal.

I have altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it any further.

So...you're just going to stay here while I, uh...my boyfriend? I'm just supposed to take it on good faith that you won't turn around and look?!

I find your lack of faith...disturbing.

This is just really awkward. You're as infuriating as my father.

I *AM* your father.

No...it's not true! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

This is good stuff.

I'm not entirely sure whether to choose Maleficent for the ultimate goth pagan room or Vampire Willow for the ... ah, hi there. I was going to choose you. Of course I was. Please don't hurt me. Well, not in bad ways, anyway. My definition of bad. SCREW the pope. NO, not literally. Hmm? Yeah, spanking's fine. Which way round? Of course. Silly me.

 

[Epslion.Bear]

I gotta live with Yuri?


Me: Take out the rubbish Yuri, Its your turn.

Yuri: But I did it last time.

Me No you didn't. Now get

Yuri: Look into my eyes

Me: *gets up and puts rubbish out*

If you dont know who he is look at this

Spoiler: Look into his eyes

 

[Colonel Mustard]

Oh great, I get to spend the entirety of my university career sharing a room with a gigantic, evil elder God of disease, decay, despair and (bizarrely) hope, from beyond the vale of reality. No doubt contracting all sorts of nasty diseases along the way and going insane.

Still, if that's what happens when I share a room with Nurgle, I guess it's what happens. Ho hum.

 

[Mcmuffin]

Ishamael from Wheel of Time? i guess as long as i stay out of his way ill be all set...maybe do the dishes a little more often than him.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Yo Bowser! The rent, man! You gotta pay the re-...Oh? You..."convinced" the landlord to let us stay for free? How the heck did you manage tha-...Oh, I see.

.....Also, why are all my controllers and mario games broken?

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Vamp-Willow from Buffy is now my roommate? ...Seriously?

YES! MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! I am now the happiest girl in the entire world. I love her so much. <3

Okay, now I have to visit you. Can I bring Maleficent? If not, can I change my call and bring my CoV dominator? She's a sweetheart really, as long as you're not a bully and take good care of your plants.

Spike out of Buffy?

As my room mate?

Erm *fangirl moment*

You can come too.

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

It's gotta be one big room I live in to fit Glados!

 

[JabberwockyAi]

Having afternoon tea with Cardinal Albert Simon on a regular basis could be quite enjoyable... he just couldn't bring his work home with him. I'm sorry but the apartment is just too small for all those torture devices and sinister ancient black magic technologies.

 

[ronald1840]

ME: [walks in door] "Hey I'm home! Did the cable guy come and install our stuff yet? [silence] Ok very funny...[sits on couch] "Guess I'll just have to eat these Doritos ALL BY MYSELF! [looks around]

ME: So uh y-you found a new hiding spot huh? Well anyway come sit down after you dry-

Samara: [rings out dress on floor]

ME: Off...

 

[MrRetroSpectacles]

Predator would be pretty easy to live with, just avoid holding weapons while he's there. He'd be out of the apartment most of the time anyway, but if he brought Danny Glover back for pizzas I'd kick the crap out of him. Either that or live with a Reaper, unfathomable machines hell bent on harvesting genetic material for reproduction, all while spouting soul crushingly harsh insults and breaking everything. Just like living with a girlfriend I guess

*Disclaimer* That was a joke. Now go back in the kitchen and sew me something tasty...I don't learn

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Spoiler: The Master as a roomie?

It would own as long as he's not trying to kill me.
[sub]Which would be for about 7.3 seconds.[/sub]

 

[Alex Cowan]

I think having Darth Revan as a roommate would go down quite well, considering...

Spoiler: Well, you know...

He's me.

 

[Lood NL]

Having Darth Vader as your roommate is awesome! When sitting in front of the tv we never have to get up and get some snacks: he uses the force. If the neighbours are noisy he just gives them a visit and I never hear from them again. If I need to go somewhere he gives me a ride in his TIE-fighter and we never have to pay our electricity bill because everything runs on Force Lightning-power. Only downside is that you can hear his breathing at night, even through three walls and with the doors closed.

 

[Dragonborne88]

Irenicus?

Irenicus: "You with wither. You will wane. You will die."

Me: "Yeah dude, your laundry is pretty rank. And what is that smell coming from your room? Is that...burnt flesh? Yeah, can you NOT do that please?"

Irenicus: "Silence dog, your only purpose is to die by my hand."

Me: "Yeah, this isn't going to work out. *transforms into Slayer*

 

[DocMcCray]

I think I would enjoy reading Admiral Mikey's orders sent to my roomate.

I would want to try out General Knoxx's armor though.

 

[SH4DOWSL4Y3R]

Kimblee? i guess ignoring the fact that he'd probably blow me up at some point for no reason, i guess he'd be pretty cool to live with. i'd ask him where he got his suit from.

 

[le picklez]

Bill Lumbergh as a roommate? Yeahhh....

Just wonderful. I always wanted Hannibal Lecter as a roommate.

Make sure you do all the cooking.

Although, if you think about it, the only thing in the way of enjoying his meals would be the social stigma of eating human flesh... I would imagine the stuff he cooks tastes miraculous.

 

[KaiusCormere]

So I have Tzeentch for a roommate. All the little coincidences in my life have always been designed to bring me down this dark road. At least, I would have to get one of those discs to ride around on.