Your favorite way of telling someone to f*** off.
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I think you lack proper perspective in this situation. Let me help. Your a douch now git.
Ask for a mirror. When they ask why, tell them "I could of sworn I got all the give a fuck off."
Offer them your hand like you are trying to give them somthing (like a cup). They say "What?" you say "Its a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up."
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OH I remember one I pulled at Disney Land. I lit a smoke (in one of two fucking smoking sections) and some prick said "Hey I have kids arond here." I said "Grats man" and turned my back.
Ask for a mirror. When they ask why, tell them "I could of sworn I got all the give a fuck off."
Offer them your hand like you are trying to give them somthing (like a cup). They say "What?" you say "Its a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up."
EDIT:
OH I remember one I pulled at Disney Land. I lit a smoke (in one of two fucking smoking sections) and some prick said "Hey I have kids arond here." I said "Grats man" and turned my back.
If somebody's bothering me IRL, I'll tell them calmly, "Please stop." If that doesn't work, I leave without really saying anything.
If it's on MSN or YIM or any form of messenger, I talk idly until I get bored and block them.
If it's in a game, like...let's say, Team Fortress 2, and I get flamed for using a particular weapon or being generally stupid (combat medic springs to mind) I reply with "Well, gee, I'm sorry for, y'know, having fun. Is the concept completely lost on you?"
I rarely tell people to fuck off because I'm a big coward. Ignoring them to death or using a simple retort is usually how I deal with it.
If it's on MSN or YIM or any form of messenger, I talk idly until I get bored and block them.
If it's in a game, like...let's say, Team Fortress 2, and I get flamed for using a particular weapon or being generally stupid (combat medic springs to mind) I reply with "Well, gee, I'm sorry for, y'know, having fun. Is the concept completely lost on you?"
I rarely tell people to fuck off because I'm a big coward. Ignoring them to death or using a simple retort is usually how I deal with it.
(Holds up hand, with index finger pointing heavenward) "Count one over"
or
"Hey, I have a suggestion. Why don't you stop sucking on your thumb? That way you can shove it up your ass!"
or
"Hey, I have a suggestion. Why don't you stop sucking on your thumb? That way you can shove it up your ass!"
Haha, I love this one, but I know it as "Make like a tree and fuck off!xxhazyshadowsxx said:
I can't think of any I use.. If someone is annoying me I make it very clear that I want them gone without saying anything.
Me: "Hey, do you like birds?"
Idiot: "they're ok I guess" (or something to that effect)
Me: "Here I got one under my hand, wanna look?'
Idiot: "Alright."
Me: *raises hand to reveal a rude gesture, "Now get away from me!"
Idiot: "they're ok I guess" (or something to that effect)
Me: "Here I got one under my hand, wanna look?'
Idiot: "Alright."
Me: *raises hand to reveal a rude gesture, "Now get away from me!"
