Your favorite way of telling someone to f*** off.
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Some favorites to live by:
"Suck my dick & die"
"Go Skip (or Kick) Bricks"
"Go play in traffic"
"How would you like to suck mah balls?"
"Why don't you go face fuck a shark?"
"FUCK YEAH CAPSLOCK!!"
but when time calls for it, ya just can't beat the original:
"HEY!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Be as close to them as you can get, and scream at the top of your lungs. they should get the message after that.)
"Suck my dick & die"
"Go Skip (or Kick) Bricks"
"Go play in traffic"
"How would you like to suck mah balls?"
"Why don't you go face fuck a shark?"
"FUCK YEAH CAPSLOCK!!"
but when time calls for it, ya just can't beat the original:
"HEY!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Be as close to them as you can get, and scream at the top of your lungs. they should get the message after that.)
Hmm... I'd never thought of adding "*****" to the end of it for added emphasis. I'll try that out next time I meet an oxygen-waster.PartyMonkey said:
I say, my good sir, I find our conversation to be no longer to my particular taste, and therefore would appreciate your understanding and consequent hasty departure in the face of the sudden and inevitable possibility of having a sharp pain inflicted upon yourself at the termination of my patience, an action that would serve neither party any satisfaction, except maybe mine.
I have a few...
"Bugger off mate" - Most commonly used
"Why don't you fuck off?"
"Go die in a fire"
"Whatever" - Followed by completely ignoring them thereafter.
Often times when people annoy me I sigh, roll my eyes or intentionally do something else right in front of them; like play a game, again completely ignoring them.
"Bugger off mate" - Most commonly used
"Why don't you fuck off?"
"Go die in a fire"
"Whatever" - Followed by completely ignoring them thereafter.
Often times when people annoy me I sigh, roll my eyes or intentionally do something else right in front of them; like play a game, again completely ignoring them.
Its always something that has to do with the situation.
If someone asks me for directions, I say, "Its on the corner of Fuck and You."
If someone suggests we do something, I say, "I've got a better idea, why don't you go fuck yourself?"
If someone asks how many of something there is, like who's in a movie, I say, "Lets see...there's Go, Fuck, Yourself! Oh, and You Asshole.
If someone asks me for directions, I say, "Its on the corner of Fuck and You."
If someone suggests we do something, I say, "I've got a better idea, why don't you go fuck yourself?"
If someone asks how many of something there is, like who's in a movie, I say, "Lets see...there's Go, Fuck, Yourself! Oh, and You Asshole.
I don't really like telling people to fuck off. If they're offensive or obnoxious, I prefer returning the favor in kind. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q41eoZXDb64Segadroid said:
there is no substitute Fuck Off because "fuck off" doesn't mean "go away", but sometimes i say "go rape yourself" because it makes people think