Your favorite way of telling someone to f*** off.

[yaik7a]

"Dont Call me old fashioned but why is it your using your valuable time here
instead of fucking your self? "

 

[Stu1701]

I don't have a consistent way, I just start ranting at the top of my lungs. I'll start with telling them how much of a moron they are, as I go on I just transition to other random topics that either have no relevance at all to the situation or just lack all sense of logic. Its hilarious because 90% of the time they just get so confused trying to keep up with my random ranting that eventually means absolutely nothing at all. The look on their faces is priceless.

 

[XJ-0461]

I stick with the classic "fuck off". I like it's simplicity.

 

[Cowabungaa]

I don't. I just take their bitching, I'm too forgiving and can have a hide made of steel. The 'worst' you'll hear from me is a polite "can you stop that now I'm trying to <insert what I'm doing at the moment>" or a silly excuse. I just can't be rude against anyone else than my parents.

 

[DazZ.]

Fuck off. Not shouted, said sternly. Just look serious, gets the point across.

If I'm joking around I'll say "Fuck off and die." instead.

 

[Twilightruler]

I kinda like "Go fall in a ditch", "Piss off" or something involving a prop, for example if they are holding something, it will usually involve that, and shoving it in a bad area.

 

[Meado]

I'm a fan of "Aren't you usually off fucking your sister by now?"

Or there's the classic "How about a nice cup of get-the-fuck-out?"

 

[quiet_samurai]

I just straight up tell them to fuck off. No need to candy coat it.

 

[El Poncho]

I usually tell them to go fail in a hole.

 

[andrat]

"Fuck off"
Or "Fuck off you ____*!"


*Replace ____ with "****", "dipshit", "dumbass", or other word.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Frak off you retarded bastard
Keeps things nice and simple

 

[MarsProbe]

Go fuck yourself on the moon.

A way of saying it that a french friend of mine uses to spice up the old fuck you

The variation I heard of that was "away and shovel shite at the moon". Not one I was use myself, but it's still alright.

 

[Yoshemo]

Fuck you in the neck!

 

[MasterSqueak]

"I will tear your heart out and drench it in gravy if you do not leave now. ONE. TW-"

 

[I am Jack's smirking revenge]

I just use one of Tom Cruise's lines from Tropic Thunder.
*Ahem* "Now I want you to take a step back... and literally fuck your own face!"

 

[Darkauthor81]

Do the world a favor, never have children

 

[Xaviana]

Why mess with perfection, fuck off works perfectly well in alot of situations.

Other than that, there's always "Sorry my brain just blew up, must be you."

 

[Exocet]

I'm going to go with Occam's razor here and go for the simple and efficient:"Fuck off"

 

[matsugawa]

"And the horse you rode in on!" no need to even say the first part.

"That's nice." this one I reserve for my roommate as she's the one who taught it to me. It's the punchline from a joke about finishing school; chances are you probably already know it.