Your favorite way of telling someone to f*** off.
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My brother says that about our pet dog, Max.Neonbob said:
OT: My prefer method would be something simple, although of late I've gotten into a bad habit of just quoting Yahtzee's, "Here are 3 reasons you can fuck right off,"
It's usually the general Fuck off phrase but with something immensely polite before it.
Like today my friend had about 8 people jumping on his trampoline and he was trying politely to explain to them that they will probably break it so I said
'I believe the phrase you're looking for is "Get the fuck off my fucking trampoline you mindless arse-licking fucks!"'
Like today my friend had about 8 people jumping on his trampoline and he was trying politely to explain to them that they will probably break it so I said
'I believe the phrase you're looking for is "Get the fuck off my fucking trampoline you mindless arse-licking fucks!"'
depends like if there anouying me by keep talking crap or just moaning on and on
i say "keep talking like a ***** am going to slap you like one"
but if its just because i just dont like them then its just somthing simple
like "fuck off, go away fucktard"
i could think of loads lol xD i like this thread lol
i say "keep talking like a ***** am going to slap you like one"
but if its just because i just dont like them then its just somthing simple
like "fuck off, go away fucktard"
i could think of loads lol xD i like this thread lol
i would wash my foot in bleach or some high cleaning agent if that happend to me but even when it is completely clean i will always know where it had been lolspeidel28 said:
Some guy was pissing me off talking to my friend for hours outside a nightclub on the phone, so I took the phone off my friend, and said; "knock knock" to which he responded; "Who's there".
Then I replied "The dial tone" and put the phone down.
Then I replied "The dial tone" and put the phone down.
I like to tell mine in story form for instance:
"I should tell you to fuck off but the way I see it the only way you could be as retarded as you are is if when you came out of your mom at birth the doctor forgot to catch you. As you hit the floor your umbilical cord acted like a bungee smacking you again and again into the ground. After several minutes of hilarious slapstick (which no doubt made it to Youtube) the doctor finally took pity on you and cut the cord at the apex of your bounce catapulting you into the ground. This then drove a small piece of your skull into your brain which made you stupider and stupider as you grew until you became the person standing before me today. so I will be civil and simply walk away from you. Good Day!"
Or something to that effect.
"I should tell you to fuck off but the way I see it the only way you could be as retarded as you are is if when you came out of your mom at birth the doctor forgot to catch you. As you hit the floor your umbilical cord acted like a bungee smacking you again and again into the ground. After several minutes of hilarious slapstick (which no doubt made it to Youtube) the doctor finally took pity on you and cut the cord at the apex of your bounce catapulting you into the ground. This then drove a small piece of your skull into your brain which made you stupider and stupider as you grew until you became the person standing before me today. so I will be civil and simply walk away from you. Good Day!"
Or something to that effect.
I usually just begin to remove my pants. Not being facetious at all. According to my mother, it began when I found myself in a confrontation with a babysitter who tried to make me wear footies before bed and apparently I became so frustrated that I was going to moon the sitter. Apparently the very act of dropping my trousers confused her enough to forget about or drop the issue.
For the most part it still works to this day. People are such prudes.
For the most part it still works to this day. People are such prudes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLj_MMStDYk#movie_player
fast-forward to 1:46 for the best delivery of a variation of 'fuck you' ever
fast-forward to 1:46 for the best delivery of a variation of 'fuck you' ever
not how i say it but it does make me laugh whenever i hear it
Your mother was a goat and your father smells of elderberry now leave or i will insult you a second time
ahhh paraphrasing monty python =' )
the best ive ever said really is "i hear a barking somewhere it must be your girlfriend calling you should really see what she wants"
Your mother was a goat and your father smells of elderberry now leave or i will insult you a second time
ahhh paraphrasing monty python =' )
the best ive ever said really is "i hear a barking somewhere it must be your girlfriend calling you should really see what she wants"
