Your favourite game character is ringing your doorbell.....

[EeveeElectro]

Spoiler

Oh haaaaai, Wesker :3 No, no, don't shoot m-!"

 

[Knusper]

Dylan or whatever he's called from Psychonauts. He's probably there looking for his tin hat... and then he'll blow up my head accidentally.

 

[noble cookie]

Noble team at my door?

FUCK YEAH!

They are asking me whether i've seen any covenant patrols lately. I invite them in for a cup of tea, and we hang out all night watching movies when an Elite raids my house and steals all teh popcorn so Jorge punches the Elite in the face. Then me and Kat go up in my room and get funky.

Um...

 

[dragonslayer32]

Well, he is probably here to fix the plumbing...

 

[SovietX]

Oh, Hey Nathan Drake, just come right in and sit on my couch. No, dont take cover behind it. Sit on it. Well, that was a very snappy one liner but ive heard you say it millions of times before. But its ok, I still love you.

 

[Trevor L. Cooper]

Leliana and Morrigan show up... Aaaaand, I'm spent!
Then we sit around and play Magic together, I guess...
Man I gotta get some more exciting hobbies like Bear mounted Shark punching

 

[LandoCristo]

I'd say "Man of few words, aren't you?"

 

[Davichu]

Mario. Then i'll punch him in the face for selling out and being Nintendos *****.
But seriously i'd want Snake, and we'd just hang around sitting outside a street corner, drinkind jd and looking mean.

 

[Gerrawn]

Commander Shepard.
I'll hug him, have an awkward moment and then fly around in the Normandy with him.

 

[JokerCrowe]

Jade? Jade...at...my.....doooor?
*creepy stare for waaay too long*
come in! come in! Do you want some bacon? Ham? Porkchops? I was just making breakfa-
*hit on the head with a green, glowing staff*

 

[imnot]

Companion cube, but you died!

 

[Arayle]

It's just a cardboard box, I wonder what is inside...
*kicks box*
!
SNNNAAKKKEEEEEE!!

 

[The_Fezz]

Mael Radec from Killzone 2, I'm suprised he rang the doorbell. Anyway he'd probably talk to me for 3 minutes, notice I smell and impale me on the garden fence, then burn it.

 

[XPRESSXPERT]

Although have the line piece from tetris visit me would be fun I don't think he would be the life of the party. Perhaps he could help me fix the broken leg on my coffee table.

 

[kurtzy23]

Altier from assassins creed and he's gonna teach me how to sword fight and turn completley invisible while sitting on a bench

 

[NewYork_Comedian]

Oh well hello there Mr. Freeman. Fancy meeting you here.

*exposition*

Your a man of few words aren't you?

He continues to destroy all my crap with his crowbar, i keep smiling and act like i dont notice

*exposition*


EDIT:

I'd say "Man of few words, aren't you?"

Awwww, ninjad!

 

[k-ossuburb]

Bob, yay! I shall keep him as a pet. I'll feed him and walk him and blow bubbles for his amusement.