Your favourite game character is ringing your doorbell.....

[PinkiePyro]

holy shit!
my lucario "anubis" bowser link the heavy,the king of all cosmos and sly cooper are all outside my house!
O________0.....

XD PARTY TIME! WOO!!!!!! (though I question how the king will fit in my house)

 

[SquadronAce]

Its Batman! And hes come to train me as the next Robin! Oh wait that means my parents are dead..... shit

 

[Emilin_Rose]

I pray to god I become infected really, really quickly and that the three other people in my town aren't already brutally crushed, murdered, and eaten.

Or maybe just try to have sex with him.

 

[Zig_the_hunter]

dante, I order him a pizza and then we'd go kill some demons, and if I'm lucky he'll let me keep one of his weapons.

 

[voetballeeuw]

Alright Boone's here. We're gonna stand around in aviators killing crap miles away.

 

[Radoh]

Tali'zorah nar Rayya vas Normandy? What are you doing here at my house? You, Garrus Vakarian, and Commander Shepard need my help to stop the Reapers? Alright, but did you ditch that insufferably arrogant Miranda? You did? Fantastic, I'll go get my bag.

 

[Death God]

Solid Snake. He and I would go to watch a war movie and then go on a mission somewhere in the jungle.

 

[Evilsanta]

Great! Bayonetta just shows up at my doorstop. Not to bad but it either means that my house will be destroyed of the impending angel attack or i am just REALLY lucky.

But the first option will likely happen...

 

[theklng]

some shady guy claiming to be my favorite video game character shows up at my doorstep. i stab him repeatedly in the chest so he can't kill me.

 

[La Barata]

Rorschach had his own game (The End Is Nigh), so he counts! We would go beat down some thugs and set fire to the cops!

 

[War Pony]

Why, Teyrn Loghain Mac Tir would arrive on my doorstep and we would discuss politics over tea or something highbrow like that. He can sure as shit leave Arl Howe and... and that one chick whose name I don't care to remember but can immediately recall her fat lutes behind, though.

And I can't believe I've been ninja'd at least three times when it came to John Marston. >:I

 

[Kiju]

Okami Amaterasu.

...I'd open the door, and give her a great, big hug!

Then proceed to heap lots of attention, petting, and spoiling her until she never wants to leave my house again. <3

 

[The Real Sandman]

I wouldn't have a cool day/night with a character...

Spoiler: I'd have a party.

Me-Hey everybody! Pizza's here!
Francis- I hate pizza!
47-[small]Oh God. Not this again...[/small]
Duke-Its time to kick ass and digest some pepperoni... and not in that order.
Mario-Peparoni? I thoughta we were gonna hava musharoom on it?
Francis-I hate mushrooms too!
Pey'J- I hate bald muscle heads who cling to a ridiculous catch phrase!
Jade-Uncle, don't encourage him...
Soldier-Only candy ass MAGGOTS hate mushrooms!
Washington-Tha FUCK you talkin' 'bout? FUCKIN' mushrooms... Shit's disFUCKINgustin'.
Agent G- Did you get one with pineapple and chicken? I'm on a diet.
Ryan-A man chooses all meats. An idiot eats pineapple...[small]and chicken[/small].
Frank-Yeah I cover wars and splatter zombies while dressed as mega man. You?
Chuck-Really? I ride motorcycles and splatter zombies while dressed in a man-kini!
Frank-No shit! We should totally hang out!
Kratos-...so then I started punching him until his face caved in and then the rest was easy.
Bayanetta-My, you really know all the right things a girl likes to hear. Excuse me, I have to powder my nose.
Travis-[Follows Bayanetta to look through the gaps in the door]
Sunderland-HEY! How did you-what are yo-GIVE ME BACK MY WALLET!
Sly-Hey don't blame me, it was just sitting there...
Sunderland-IN MY BACK POCKET!
Sly-Force of habit. Sue me.
Wright-HEYOH!
Niko-...I mean I have morals! Its just hard for me act on them because of the idiots who give me money to NOT have morals.
Custom Character From Saints Row 2-Morals? Is that something that involves repeatedly kicking someone in the nads, setting them on fire, and insulting their mothers while wearing a hotdog suit?
Niko-Ummm... sure.
Ethan -sigh- Whats the deal. I'm an interesting character! Why do I have to be stuck with you two...
Carmine-Pizza? AWESOME!
Freeman-"..." ([small]I hate my life[/small])

 

[Royta]

Bayonetta. We'll have some thea with some sandwiches and perhaps a lollypop. We're going to take it slow, since she's still a virgin.

 

[The Rockerfly]

The general from Hogs of War? Shit, surprised he's still alive after so many years

Either that or the Cole Train because he is just that ridiculous

 

[FalloutJack]

The Courier shows up at my door!

*Yoinks the shiny gun in his hand and closes the door*

 

[NeoShinGundam]

Either I've just dropped some bad acid, or THE VERY WALLS OF REALITY ARE CRUMPLING DOWN!!!

Quickly Luigi! We must team-up for an Epic journey with the survival of the very universe at stake! To the Plumber Cave!!

*TRANSITION MUSIC*