Your favourite "In Soviet Russia..."

[SkylerRock]

In Soviet Russia, this humor is deemed inappropriate for people of Soviet Russia. Please be patient for arrival of agent of KGB for transport to People's Re-education Center.

 

[Nouw]

In the Soviet Imperium, Emperor fights for you! (Made that one up to be original.)

In Soviet Russia, I-Pod touches you!

 

[aenimau5]

In Soviet Russia, TV watches you.

I like it because it's actually smart, or smarter than, random 'In Soviet Russia' jokes that don't really make sense.

whooo 1984 reference
(ps. a bit off topic but "in capitalist america bank robs you")

 

[Projo]

In America you laugh at Yakov Smirnoff
In Russia, Yakov Smirnoff laughs at you

 

[ahrnygoose]

In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!

 

[Ashbax]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris STILL kicks your ass.

 

[lacktheknack]

In Soviet Russia, road forks you.

Thanks, I have a new favorite.

 

[Anarchemitis]

In soviet russia, bus misses you.

 

[EscapingReality]

In Soviet Russia, Buildings watch YOU!!!

 

[kickyourass]

Any that involves the teller getting punched in the face.
But if you're asking for a REAL answer I'd have to say this one

I seriously laughed for like 8 minutes straight.

 

[sockdrama]

In Soviet Russia, burger eats you!

 

[littlebunnyfifi]

I like this one.

Violets are red
Roses are blue.
In Soviet Russia.
Joke makes you!

 

[Wintermoot]

in kapitalistic America you sue TV
in kapitalistic World you watch TV
in Soviet Russia TV watches you!

in Soviet Russia we have two channels channel one os propaganda second channel is KGB agent telling you to watch channel one

in kapitalistic America they have presidents on money in Soviet Russia we dont have money!

in Soviet Russia Chuck Norris still kicks your ass!

 

[Zenkem]

There was a picture of Vladimir Putin hunting with a text "In Soviet Russia - President assassinates You!"

 

[Willem]

St. Petersburg

Such a beautiful city.

 

[Razgrizaces]

In Soviet Russia, Vodka Drinks you! Though that doesn't make sense.

 

[Razgrizaces]

Forum fail, double post. Delete this please.

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

This is kinda cheating, but,
In Soviet MORDOR, Boromir simply walks into you!

 

[SageRuffin]

I'm surprised I haven't heard this one yet:

"In Soviet Russia, ASS KICKS YOU!!"