Your Favourite Zero Punctuation Quotes!

[ampa451]

said yahtzee his voice thick like sarcastic marmites

 

[Nivag the Owl]

"also... I think Hitler was RIIIIGHT!"

I almost fell off my chair laughing at that.

 

[Ravenseeker]

"I believe that the Silent Hill series has died and if Silent Hill 5 can change that then I will remove three of my vertebrae, curl my spine back and EAT MY OWN @$$!!!" Silent Hill Origins review

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Go Team Retard!

 

[Spacelord]

I thought the term "Soapy titwank" was an asset to my lexicon.

Also, he made me question the saying "have your cake and eat it" in a rather amusing manner.

 

[ZeJesster]

"It then transforms the game fron tense survival horror into hilarious greifing engine"

 

[MURPHYCHACHO]

Mine has to be this:

"To paraphrase Oscar Wilde: 'No chance you unreasonable dicks.'"

Of course, "Go team retard!" always gets a chuckle out of me, or his rant about the road to becoming a fanboy.

"Line up for your free t-shirt and cat ears."

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

"Without further ado: go Team Retard!"

"Imagine you just woke up from a 20 year coma and you celebrate by drinking two bottles of Mad-Dog 20/20 and pilot a helicopter bearing a cargo of enraged hippopotami."

which review was the "go team retard" from?

 

[_Russell_]

"Go team Retard!" is quite memorable.

As is: "Realism is an exception sacrifice if it means I get to throw old ladies into jet turbines."

And: "It?s shoots shurikens and lighting, it could only be more awesome if it had tits on was on fire."

 

[SnowCold]

" "I'm not a fanboy", Yes you are!"

 

[Failhammer]

"...everyone knows action-oriented independent women all munch more carpet that a malfunctioning vacuum cleaner."

 

[Failhammer]

which review was the "go team retard" from?

It's from the SSBB Mailbag Showdown.

 

[NekoAnastasia]

This won't be verbatim, but:
"If you give them guns, they will shoot old ladies. If you give them cars, they will run over old ladies. If you give them planes, they will jump out of them and land on top of an old lady" etc.

Someone can quote it more accurately, but <3

 

[Falien]

"Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

I paused the video at this as I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes.

 

[Antiparticle]

One of many, many funny quotes: "This is gameplay I would expect from a fucking ROM hack. Designed by Hitler." But it's the picture of Hitler going "ACH TEE HEE" which really make me laugh so hard there. Actually that's what makes ZP so great for me: what he says is really funny, the drawings are really funny, so when you put them together and at such a fast pace it turns into a humor overload. Great stuff.

 

[NekoAnastasia]

I often miss a lot of what he says because I'm laughing so loudly at the previous joke.

I think my favourite is actually:

"Personally I would slap George Lucas' hands away from the editing desk, give him a colouring book then remake the prequel trilogy so that Darth Vadar uses the force to win break dancing competitions and chokes to death anyone who utters the word "Midi-chlorians".

 

[AnotherFineMess]

"In his place we got some multi coloured giggle Jpop... creature... and you can't play classic rock with that... thing."

"absolutely sublime from start to finish and I will jam forks into my eyes if use those words for anything else ever again. Yeah I know that's not very funny to love a game but F*ck you Portal is great and if you don't think so you must be stupid"

There are much more that I love but those are the ones that I consider life lessons.

 

[terribleyetfun]

it`s like if you stuck your dick in a pudding it`s still perfectly good pudding and you can spend all day explaining this to people but no one`s going to eat it cause YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT

 

[beddo]

Why don't you roll over so they can stamp on the other side of your face!