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THEMILKMAN

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What was the topic? What did you say?

Go to your profile, click on the "Posts" tab, go down and hit the single arrow just to the right of the numbers, be sure it's on the last page of posts and the earliest post will be the very bottom one.

OT: Interestingly enough mine was about full frontal male nudity...
The topic was about disgusting things in games and I thought of that one moment in GTA 4: The Lost and the Damned *shudders*
 

Marter

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Mine was about the gamer who was suing Nintendo because he hacked his console and got banned from online. I brought up the fact that he didn't need to hack, as the character he wanted was available without buying an additional game. Nobody noticed though.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Let me dig it up again *Prepares for eyes to bleed*

It was how I felt that a lot of MMO Games were being made at the time (It was a Thread I made).
Outside of horrendous spelling, I think it went rather well.
 

Sir Kemper

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I dunno, I recall however, getting a singing clam song, and a Futurama Macro to greet me.

I love this site.
 

Et3rnalLegend64

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A thread linking a post from a guy called Sirlin and how serious you are when "playing to win," if you ever play like that. I do believe most of us thought Sirlin to be an extreme ass in his article and took the game far too seriously. It's a shame that he kinda had good points but has to be a jerk to absolutely everyone who disagreed in the slightest way.
 

Jark212

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Here's mine, Topic: Name Your Ship:

Jark212 said:
The U.N.S.C. Shock n' Awe (Spacecraft Halo-style). Staffed by an all female crew between the ages of 16-32. Used to go to completely random solar systems and terraform Earth-like planets so they could be ours!!!! Oh, and fight/mate with suspiciously Human like sexy chick aliens...
And my first quote:

Ultrajoe said:
Jark212 said:
The U.N.S.C. Shock n' Awe (Spacecraft Halo-style). Staffed by an all female crew between the ages of 16-32. Used to go to completly random solar systems and tarriform Earth-like planets so they could be ours!!!! Oh, and fight/mate with suspiciously Human like sexy chick alians...
oh, what a first post that is.
 

rockingnic

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Mine was on a thread about if every game was made for every console would work. I felt the urge to create a profile and respond to this absurd thread for some reason.
 

KdS_22

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The thread title was something like: "When was the last time you were up really late for reasons other than gaming?"

I proceeded to complain about losing sleep due to my ex calling me. Yeah, I was a little bit bitchy that night XD
 

Blue Musician

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THEMILKMAN said:
What was the topic? What did you say?

Go to your profile, click on the "Posts" tab, go down and hit the single arrow just to the right of the numbers, be sure it's on the last page of posts and the earliest post will be the very bottom one.

Interestingly enough mine was about full frontal male nudity...
The topic was about disgusting things in games and I thought of that one moment in GTA 4: The Lost and the Damned *shudders*
Mine was "Do you have a girlfriend?". Very self explanatory. Interestingly enough it made won 3 badges, like the 10,000 views and stuff like that.

EDIT: That was actually my first thread. My first posts was "what game was your game of the decade" And this is exactly what I wrote:
"I only play PC games, but they are a lot. Also this is my first post.

Favorite games of the decade:
Max Payne 1&2
Half Life 2
Portal
Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines
Silent Hill 2-4
FEAR
Serious Sam
Crysis
Far Cry
American McGee's Alice
Painkiller
Prince of Persia SOT trilogy.

Personally games that I didn't like, enjoy, or plainly hate:
Fable
TES: Morrowind & Oblivion"
 

FreshyQ

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Made it yesterday. I said that the underwater levels of Super Mario 64 are among the most pants-shittingly terrifying ever made.
 

Berethond

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<url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.73951-Rate-The-Music-Game?page=2#899922>Rate the music

I posted the day before I joined, apparently.