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Chicago Ted

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Thread: Left 4 Dead (PC) Steam Stats. NOBODY has killed 53,595 zombies yet....pathetic!

Post: I have the Lamb 2 the Slaughter achievement, albeit for the 360.
 

Blackadder51

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Jun 25, 2009
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Mine was from the "Is that even a compliment thread?"

Blackadder51 said:
lol my boss said to me "im surprised ur smart enough for it"

i was like thanks.....
Oh, this makes me sad looking at it :(
 

Crowser

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Thread: WoW Lead Designer Moves to Blizz's "Other" MMO

My Post:


Blizzard merged with activision

Blizzard made the most popular MMO EVER

Activision publishes the Call of Duty series.

I pray this will be a MMOFPS, they are both the foremost experts in their certin fields.

THIS MAY BE EPIC!
 

wrecker77

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my first post was a first. Odd. It was the news story about the occarina peice of chicken and it said

"slow news day?"
 

Hakushi

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My first post on the Escapist was in the March Mayhem and I think it was either stating who I had voted for or posting my toughts on the welcome we had. But the MM forums are gone, here's my first post outside of MM.

Hakushi said:
Oh my god, that bring old memories. My first game I ever played on a pc is Montezumas Revenge and on a console, it was PacMan on the Coleco, long before the Nintendo days. Suddently I feel older lol
 

G1eet

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G1eet said:
nice reference, and i raise you-

"That Guy: Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!"

~no offense meant to any deutsch out there
1201 posts later, I'm still quoting Futurama.
 

The Political Gamer

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Not proud of this post in the least. >_>
The Political Gamer from the thread: Poll: Which candidate would better for the Video Games Industry? said:
Ya we all know where the Candidates stand on the War, Health Care ect, but will they proceed to make all games like Ultra Cuddly Bunnies 8 or will they let the gates open and give us Super Zombie Blood Murder 12?
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Jul 23, 2009
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my first post is here remember you asked for it [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.126715#2670739]
 

Macgyvercas

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Feb 19, 2009
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My first post was on a thread titled: "What Would be Your Weapon of Choice" and went as follows:

either the BFG-9000 from Doom, or Excalibur from Tomb Raider: Legend
 

Ranis

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Haha i love mine
it was a "If you could change yourself" sort of thread and i said this

I'd give myself the ability to change other people so rather than making myself better I could just make everyone else worse

man I'm awesome
 

Lady Nilstria

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I'm putting this here because it was my first post. So don't tackle me, please. And it's of course, in the Gay Marriage poll.

Gay marriage, you say? Why, this stems all the way back to Sodom and Gommorah. I doubt it's going to stop any time soon.
Not to say that I agree with it, because I most assuredly don't. I'm Christian, and since the Bible says the following:

1 Cor. 6:9, 12-20:

Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
And that is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.
"Everything is permissible for me"-but not everything is beneficial. "Everything is permissible for me"-but I will not be mastered by anything.
"Food for the stomach and the stomach for food"-but God will destroy them both. The body is not meant for sexual immorality, but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body.
By his power God raised the Lord from the dead, and he will raise us also.
Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ himself? Shall I then take the members of Christ and unite them with a prostitute? Never!
Do you not know that he who unites himself with a prostitute is one with her in body? For it is said, "The two will become one flesh." [fn]
But he who unites himself with the Lord is one with him in spirit.
Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a man commits are outside his body, but he who sins sexually sins against his own body.
Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own;
you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body.


Therefore, I vehementally oppose homosexuality. Not because of personal opinion, or the Constitution, or tolerance, but because my God says so. I do not hate homosexuals, please do not misunderstand. I hate the deed, not the person.

And for the record...anybody remember Adam and Eve? First marriage.
 

Pm0n3y

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Jul 29, 2009
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my first post was about what Pokemon would own, and it goes a little sumptin like this:

"Arceus, because it's practically GOD in the Pokemon world
if you got a problem with it, it'll just erase you from existence!"
 

Ruzzian Roulette

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From the "Ultimate Weapon Combinations"

Primary 1: USAS-12 w/ 20 round drum mag
Primary 2: MGL-140 Grenade Launcher
Secondary: .44 Taurus Raging Bull
Hand to Hand: Machete
Explosive Implement: None
Grenade: Ammo for MGL-140
 

Triforceformer

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"What song best describes your feelings?"

The Unforgiven by Metallica

New blood joins this earth
And quickly he's subdued
Through constant pained disgrace
The young boy learns their rules

With time the child draws in
This weeping boy done wrong
Deprived of all his thoughts
The young man struggles on and on he's known
A vow unto his own
That never from this day
His will they'll take away-eay

Chorus:

What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never be
Never see
Won't see what might have been
What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never free
Never me
So I dub thee UNFORGIVEN

They dedicate their lives
To RUNNING all of his
He tries to please THEM all
This bitter man he is
Throughout his life the same
He's battled constantly
This fight he cannot win
A tired man they see no longer cares
The old man then prepares
To die regretfully
That old man here is me

What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never be
Never see
Won't see what might have been
What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never free
Never me
So I dub thee UNFORGIVEN

whoa, whoa

Never Free
Never Me
So I dub thee UNFORGIVEN
You labeled me
I'll label you
So I dub thee UNFORGIVEN
Never Free
Never Me
So I dub thee UNFORGIVEN
You labeled me
I'll label you
So I dub thee UNFORGIVEN
Never Free
Never Me
So I dub thee UNFORGIVEN
----
But the song that describes me has become Dyers Eve since my first post.
 

jake09050

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Mine was from The (Your Funeral Song) discussion:
[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.59508?page=5#467005]

My funeral song would be Back From The Dead by House of Pain or What It's Like by Everlast