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I honestly have no idea how to find out my first post. Can anyone enlighten me?
EDIT: Okay, so it was supposed to be my first post in this forum?
Also, it was the thread "What gets your goat?"
EDIT: Okay, so it was supposed to be my first post in this forum?
THAT was my first post. I don't quite understand what I meant with the phrase, but I kind of chuckled at it.
Also, it was the thread "What gets your goat?"
Mine was about the best gun it was awsome i picked the P90 cause of its semi atoumatic and small.
Oh my Gods, this is going wayyyyyyy back. Don't have a go at the spelling and grammar, Grammar Nazis, since I'm simply copying and pasting. I've learned a lot since then.
Yeah, it's a bit embarassing. This was back when I joined last December. By Io, I've come a long way since then, obviously...i know this is completely off topic, but winston churchill had nothing 2 do with the downfall of the dreamcast, it was just an ABSOLUTELY CRAPPY PIECE OF S&1T :s
as for this topic, most people dont really want 2 see sum random woman walkin down the street with her boobs out unless they're a crazy pervert. especially not in a resturant or a hospital (plus, if guys cant walk with their wedding tackle out then y shud women walk around with their great big jiggly things on show?)
"Poll: Stop. Everybody what's that sound?"
20 and I had to turn it off since it hurt my ears. My speaker was up kind of high though.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.92090?page=5#1439631
20 and I had to turn it off since it hurt my ears. My speaker was up kind of high though.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.92090?page=5#1439631
"Best NPC line ever said" was the topic. I posted:
Most of these are contempory references. What about:
"Use keys to open doors"
The voice from Gauntlet.
What else would you do with keys?
More up to date Im shocked the Sarg from Halo hasnt been quoted more often. His delivery was dynamite. There are too many to choose from but these tickle me:
Ladies like Armor Plating
Sarg: You dead marine?
Marine: No Sir!
S : (Standing next to a tank) Then listen up! Usually the good lord works in mysterious ways, but not today.
This here is 66 tonnes of straight up HE spewing DIVINE intervension.
If GOd is love then you can call me cupid.
M: What about the scarab?
S: Weve all run the simulations, theyre tough but they aint invincible.
Stay with the Master Chief, He'll know what to do.
M: Yes Sir Sargent.
Cortana: Thanks for the tank, he never gets me anything.
S: (Mans a chain gun) Oh I know what the ladies like.
Or what about When they are first going to earth.
Captain Keys: The message just repeats; Regret, Regret... Regret. Any idea what it means?
Sarg: Dear Humanity; We regret being alien Bastards, we regret coming to earth, and we most definately regret that the core blew up our raggedy ass fleet!
Marines: Hoo Rah!
Magic, Im sorry about the length of post...
Most of these are contempory references. What about:
"Use keys to open doors"
The voice from Gauntlet.
What else would you do with keys?
More up to date Im shocked the Sarg from Halo hasnt been quoted more often. His delivery was dynamite. There are too many to choose from but these tickle me:
Ladies like Armor Plating
Sarg: You dead marine?
Marine: No Sir!
S : (Standing next to a tank) Then listen up! Usually the good lord works in mysterious ways, but not today.
This here is 66 tonnes of straight up HE spewing DIVINE intervension.
If GOd is love then you can call me cupid.
M: What about the scarab?
S: Weve all run the simulations, theyre tough but they aint invincible.
Stay with the Master Chief, He'll know what to do.
M: Yes Sir Sargent.
Cortana: Thanks for the tank, he never gets me anything.
S: (Mans a chain gun) Oh I know what the ladies like.
Or what about When they are first going to earth.
Captain Keys: The message just repeats; Regret, Regret... Regret. Any idea what it means?
Sarg: Dear Humanity; We regret being alien Bastards, we regret coming to earth, and we most definately regret that the core blew up our raggedy ass fleet!
Marines: Hoo Rah!
Magic, Im sorry about the length of post...
Hmmmm Monster Hunter, online went off a while back but it was the best nobody I knew had heard of it. Maybe lots have but for me its an unheard of game.
It was in the "good games no one knows of!"
looking back I forgot to add into that post "because the game didnt get any advertising here"
It was in the "good games no one knows of!"
looking back I forgot to add into that post "because the game didnt get any advertising here"
Thread: "Why is it that in horror movies..."
Me: "If you want to count Resident Evil as a horror movie, you have a black male, a hispanic male, and a hispanic female survive the second movie. Of course, the female disappears and both males die in the third movie."
Me: "If you want to count Resident Evil as a horror movie, you have a black male, a hispanic male, and a hispanic female survive the second movie. Of course, the female disappears and both males die in the third movie."
Poll: Is the Modern World Doomed?
there is no "we are doomed...cleansing the evolution chain"
if america gets to involved (when i say america i mean america and england because we follow america like a blind-man to his dog, and i hate that) russia will retaliate and it will will either be nukeclear holocaust or a long drawn out war then a nukeclear holocaust so either way were fucked, the oil is to much for america to resist, i just hope abarma will be a decent precident and say "were staying out of this (optionial) but we will send help to the civilians" and we/england will follow, like the morons we are
I'm glad my spelling and such has improved...drastically.
there is no "we are doomed...cleansing the evolution chain"
if america gets to involved (when i say america i mean america and england because we follow america like a blind-man to his dog, and i hate that) russia will retaliate and it will will either be nukeclear holocaust or a long drawn out war then a nukeclear holocaust so either way were fucked, the oil is to much for america to resist, i just hope abarma will be a decent precident and say "were staying out of this (optionial) but we will send help to the civilians" and we/england will follow, like the morons we are
I'm glad my spelling and such has improved...drastically.
From the "New Mythological Creatures to Get Behind" thread, my first post evar:
SevenStarSonata said:
My first post was on "BS final bosses"
The cheating S.O.B you fight at the end of Warhammer: Dark Omen
The cheating S.O.B you fight at the end of Warhammer: Dark Omen
This [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.54616?page=4#414336] is my first post on the Escapist, my first post ever on the other hand was when I was 14, on the (then) Shrapnel Games Space Empires IV forum, the Space Empires V wishlist. Immensely long list (as I recall, it was 7 pages long ), about half of which had already been suggested and the rest was mostly over-the-top madness.
), about half of which had already been suggested and the rest was mostly over-the-top madness.
"It's likely I would cream myself if Microsoft brought out Kung Fu Chaos 2."
80 posts in, I still talk about jizzing myself a lot.
80 posts in, I still talk about jizzing myself a lot.
Mine was the same thread but 2 days later!Flap Jack452 said:
How crazy is that?
"The first time you beat Guitar Hero 3 on expert and Through Fire and Flames starts playing over the credits. You just can't believe it's an actual song"
I didn't read the OP either...... (bad penguin)
Opt in, or opt out?
(Organ donation)
"Donate. I don't need them anymore."
Pretty crappy first post.
(Organ donation)
"Donate. I don't need them anymore."
Pretty crappy first post.
