Your Gaming "oh come the fuck on!" moments

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ReservoirAngel

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Games just wouldn't be games if they didn't sometimes massively get on your nerves, would they? I think we can safely say that all of us, at some point in our lives, have been annoyed like hell with a video game, or several video games.

This thread is dedicated to those moments where you just think "oh come on!" when something stupidly unlikely, or unrealistic, or retarded, happens in a game to make shit turn against you.

I'll get the ball rolling with one of my most recent ones: in Fallout New Vegas, trying to stealth-and-assassinate my way through an early area full of human enemies. The AI for these guys when finding a corpse is stupid at the best of times, which led to me getting caught out by their retarded patrol pattern of running out of the room, down a corridor, then suddenly hearing my eyes blink or something and legging it back in, tire irons raised above their heads as they'd approach my hiding place, then just as they got to the corner I was hiding behind, they'd turn and leave the room, only to repeat the cycle. There were 2 of them doing this.

So I picked my moment and when they were both turning away from me, I popped out quickly, went into VATS, and popped one in the back of the skull for a 'sneak attack critical' and down the fucker went. The 2nd enemy didn't seem to notice this, or seem to care, and he carried on his retardedly paranoid patrol cycle. When the time came I made sure I acted in the brief time my status was registered as [HIDDEN], popped out, VATS targetted, and fired.

Now this SHOULD, by the game's own logic, have afforded me a sneak attack critical and a 1-hit kill. SHOULD have, if you notice the emphasis on the word 'should'. Instead this guard took miniscule damage, turned and fired directly at me, getting an instant headshot that crippled me.

This was when I reloaded my autosave and literally yelled "OH COME THE FUCK ON!!!" at the game.
 

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Angry birds: Seasons. When I destroyed mountain in the first level, and the mountain did not collapse. I raged much about that.
 

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Some of the AC: Brotherhood online.
Seriously? I jump literally about 10 meters off a building to Air Assassinate this guy, and he magically just... hops out of the way? I was feckin' Incognito! Stunned me too, the bastard.
 

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Asylum. Halo Reach Matchmaking. I die, I spawn, I get spawn-killed. Repeat till end of match. In the exact same spawn. With the exact same enemy. 14 times in a row.

Fallout 3. 100 Stealth, Chinese Stealth Suit, Stealth Boy (just because). Deathclaw Den. I walk in, wander about a bit, stay [HIDDEN] (or so says the game). Turn around random corner and proceed to get gang-raped by 3 Deathclaws. Of course I'd killed their buddies all while hidden, why shouldn't these three just randomly see me.

Many, many, many more of these but I only remember these two.
 

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imahobbit4062 said:
New Vegas, and fucking Cazadors.

I despise them more than Deathclaws, which I can easily take down in this game. Cazadors are just a fucking annoyance, I don't go anywhere near mountains in New Vegas now.
What's your secret? I can hardly touch those Deathclaws. Cazadors are a piece of cake though.

EDIT: Yeah, my moment was same as this guy except it was taking down death claws, specificly the alpha and mother death claws. It took forever.
 
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Talking to the Council in Mass Effect 2.

"We can't help you that much because your working for Cerberus"

Now this would be the point where I would choose the option that said "ok, I'll stop working for them and work for you." But the game doesn't have this option. Instead I have to accept the following stupid logic:

The Council won't help you that much because you work for Cerberus.
Your working for Cerberus because the Council won't help you.

Now, any person with a shred of common sense will say "Just stop working for Cerberus. That way you can work for the Council. Everyone wins! Well except for Cerberus. But they're a terrorist organization, so screw them."

But no, you have to go along with logic that makes no sense. Because the game says so.
 

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The camper van race on the top gear track in GT5 that you need to gold to unlock the track.

7 F***ING HOURS OF MY LIFE!

You can't complete it unless you...

A) Cut EVERY corner
B) Ram the other vans (but not too hard or else you are disqualified)
C) Are in fact the stig.
 

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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. I'm flying a plane from point A to point B, because damned if I'm going to drive for three hours to get across the most sparse and boring map I have ever seen. I had nowhere to land, so I bailed, figuring I'd parachute down, except for some reason, I didn't have a parachute. I fell, bounced off of a crop-duster flying past, bounced off of a tree, then a barn, then a truck and onto the ground and lost only my armour and no health.

I wandered over to a nearby road to jack a car and complete my travels and got hit by - I shit you not - a dude on a bicycle. I died.
 

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When I played 'The Darkness' first three levels, I didn't die once.
When I played it at my friends house today, I died five teams at parts where I didn't even get shot.

I think that's my moment.
 

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imahobbit4062 said:
Ah, I know why. Why are almost oposite in play styles. I use guns. Small guns. Rifles and pistols. I usually run around with Maria and the Ratslayer (special 9mm and Varmin rifle) and take all kinds of things down in 1-2 shots. Going for the head. Same with the Cazadors. I go for their wings and it takes 2 shots. If you cripple their wings they can't fly which makes them a lot easier.

Try that with a death claw though it and it takes of maybe 1-2 blocks of their total health dueto their armor. When taking out the mother death claw I managed to get up on top of some sort of machine so she couldn't even reach me and just sat their for 10 minutes shooting her.

Basicly, go with bullets for their wings. It doesn't take much.
 

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I FUCKING. HATE. Pickpocketing in Fallout 3.

I was around 30 hours into the game, around rank 12, when I fast-traveled. You know in fast traveling it shows some stats?

Number of successful pickpockets: 1

I've tried everything. I've worn stealth-boosting clothes, taken off armor, hid a corner for minutes, and only stole weightless or cheap items, and get caught every. Damn. Time.

I invested many points in Sneak, and every point is worthless unless I can get a pickpocket.
 
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imahobbit4062 said:
New Vegas, and fucking Cazadors.

I despise them more than Deathclaws, which I can easily take down in this game. Cazadors are just a fucking annoyance, I don't go anywhere near mountains in New Vegas now.
Oh fuck, I hate Cazadors. I managed to get through quarry junction and the East shore killing all the Deathclaws, reaching the Great Khans and the Remnants armour. But, I still can't get through a group of 4 Cazadors without losing major amounts of Stims.

A lot of the time in AC2, especially during Assassin Tombs, Ezio would ignore the direction I told him to go in and fall to the floor, occasionally dying. It was a complete and utter piss take.