FFVII: So your this guy right, and he has a giant sword but don't ask how he can lift it, and you team up with these people that want to rebel, then some guy with another giant sword is screwing with you, and then someone dies.
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Persona 3:You and your friends shoot yourselves in the head to win
Persona 3 Portable: Same as before except the main character can have a vagina.
Digital Devil Saga: It's like FF10 with more cannibalism and a Jamaican Guy.
Tales of Symphonia:Lets make the big book of cliches into a game.
Majora's Mask: You have a constant time limit and play with masks and you're friends with a 35 year old fairy.
Ninja Gaiden 2: You kill stuff and there are some boobs.
Persona 3 Portable: Same as before except the main character can have a vagina.
Digital Devil Saga: It's like FF10 with more cannibalism and a Jamaican Guy.
Tales of Symphonia:Lets make the big book of cliches into a game.
Majora's Mask: You have a constant time limit and play with masks and you're friends with a 35 year old fairy.
Ninja Gaiden 2: You kill stuff and there are some boobs.
World of Warcraft: Sacrifice your job, friends and sleep for the ability to brag about killing and imaginary bad guy that took 5 hours. Also you have the highest DPS of the whole guild...that's a great pick up line.
MW2: Wait what are we doing here? Whoa why am I now here? Why did I just die again?! Oh it was a cut scene.
Dragon Age Orgins: PC:"Wanna make out? I brought you that golden necklace I pulled out of that ogres stomach." NPC:"Is that blood? Why are you always covered in blood!"
MW2: Wait what are we doing here? Whoa why am I now here? Why did I just die again?! Oh it was a cut scene.
Dragon Age Orgins: PC:"Wanna make out? I brought you that golden necklace I pulled out of that ogres stomach." NPC:"Is that blood? Why are you always covered in blood!"
Modern Warfare 2 MultiPlayer: Thumper + Spas 12 + Scavenger Perk + Commando Perk + duct tape = ultimate piss off device
Dead Rising 2: duct tape and zombies
Dead Rising 2: duct tape and zombies
Need For Speed Hot Pursuit: Well you see, some cars have the need to drive at speed. There are also cops. The cops don't like the speedy cars, so they uh... get into a sort of... hot pursuit.
It will cost millions of dollars to make it, by the way.
It will cost millions of dollars to make it, by the way.